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Topic: Okay, here's your chance....
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-08-2003 02:53:18 PM
I'm not trolling.

I hate myself. I hate my hair, my clothes, my body, my life.

Have at me. Go ahead, cause i know most of you hate me too.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-08-2003 02:55:54 PM
Wait a second.
I will have to search the intArweb for the biggest "rolling-eyes" smiley I can find and post it in this thread.

Back in a few.

Enjoy this " " while I'm gone.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-08-2003 02:56:30 PM
Today.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-08-2003 02:56:33 PM
I hate you because you made a stupid "I hate myself" thread.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-08-2003 02:58:07 PM

Dammit! I call false advertising! The content of this thread disappoints me, after the intriguing title.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-08-2003 03:10:21 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Reading Rainbow:

Dammit! I call false advertising! The content of this thread disappoints me, after the intriguing title.


Bad dog. *Swats Sage with a rolled up newspaper*

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-08-2003 03:11:31 PM
This post contains more angst than I've ever whined about women.

And that's a TON.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-08-2003 03:16:18 PM
Come on guys we all have bad days. God knows there is enough Angst on this board daily that we can't fault her for showing a little. Let her vent like we all do at times.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 05-08-2003 03:16:34 PM

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-08-2003 03:24:00 PM
quote:
Azizza Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Come on guys we all have bad days. God knows there is enough Angst on this board daily that we can't fault her for showing a little. Let her vent like we all do at times.

That's not having a bad day; that's just pathetic, even as angst goes.

Self-pity is just disgusting. And pointless. And lame. But it's cool if you're Goth. It's also counterproductive. And attentionwhoring.

Anyway, you get the idea.

Having a bad day? Then say, "Damn! I'm having a bad day--please commiserate with me."

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:25:07 PM
Nah, you can tell who is having a bad day..cause they try to drag you kicking and screaming with them ^.^

Misery loves company

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-08-2003 03:26:31 PM
I was gonna say making this kind of post is like painting a target on your chest, but then the visual hit me and I lost my train of thought. . . .

Cookie?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:27:57 PM
<laughs and pats Sage on the noggin, handing him a cookie treat>

And cheer up Beaukat! Everyone was made unique, thus making everyone beautiful and special ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 05-08-2003 03:29:00 PM
Angstyyy
The World is Yours
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-08-2003 03:29:40 PM
quote:
Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles had this to say about John Romero:
I'm not trolling.

I hate myself. I hate my hair, my clothes, my body, my life.

Have at me. Go ahead, cause i know most of you hate me too.


I'd be all angsty and self-loathing too, but frankly I don't care enough to hate myself. I suggest you follow suite.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:30:08 PM
quote:
How.... Liam.... uughhhhhh:
Angstyyy

<ties cute pink bows to Liam's hedgehog spikes!> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Suddar
posted 05-08-2003 03:33:31 PM
Let's all give her lots of attention.
?
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:34:27 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Tron:
Let's all give her lots of attention.
?

<pulls out a white marker and writes funny messages on Suddar's forehead>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 05-08-2003 03:35:35 PM
I'd give you my Colt, and 5 bullets. Then my job here would be done.

My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-08-2003 03:36:40 PM
She can borrow my Browning, with 13.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:37:14 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris's fortune cookie read:
I'd give you my Colt, and 5 bullets. Then my job here would be done.

Noooo it isn't! ^.^

<holds up a Fae-bait cookie>

You still gotta do more drawings for us!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 05-08-2003 03:37:32 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
She can borrow my Browning, with 13.

Too many chances to get it right... Although probabilities would be better.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 05-08-2003 03:38:25 PM
quote:
Verily, Faelynn LeAndris doth proclaim:
Too many chances to get it right... Although probabilities would be better.

Eh nix that.. had my ratios backwards...


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-08-2003 03:39:15 PM
Why for now?
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-08-2003 03:39:31 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Faelynn LeAndris stammered:
I'd give you my Colt, and 5 bullets. Then my job here would be done.

okay.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-08-2003 03:40:22 PM
Considering my Browning is 12 + 1 . . .
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:43:38 PM
quote:
Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles was naked while typing this:
okay.

Love makes the world go round! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 03:44:15 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris got hopped up on goofballs and wrote:
I'd give you my Colt, and 5 bullets. Then my job here would be done.

quote:
Bloodsage had to show off his massive penis, and wrote:
She can borrow my Browning, with 13.

you guys.

[ 05-08-2003: Message edited by: Someone Else ]

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 03:45:53 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
Considering my Browning is 12 + 1 . . .

*whips out a water-pistol and SPRAYS BLOODSAGE!!!*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 05-08-2003 03:47:00 PM
quote:
Star Collective wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*whips out a water-pistol and SPRAYS BLOODSAGE!!!*

Would now be a bad time to remind you that a Browning is a remarkably accurate personal firearm?...


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-08-2003 03:47:34 PM
Nah, I think a bullet to the head would be sufficient.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-08-2003 03:50:04 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Would now be a bad time to remind you that a Browning is a remarkably accurate personal firearm?...

You're absolutely right. Aiming my little Browning is like pointing a finger. It's awesome, and completely natural.

And I have the cool model with the black/nickel contrasting finish and custom grips.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 03:50:22 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Faelynn LeAndris said:
Would now be a bad time to remind you that a Browning is a remarkably accurate personal firearm?...

*gives Fae an impish grin and a spray from the water-gun as well, then RUNS!!11*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-08-2003 03:52:10 PM
shoots Star Collective in the back as he runs away

Hey, I have no morals.

[ 05-08-2003: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 03:52:48 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You're absolutely right. Aiming my little Browning is like pointing a finger. It's awesome, and completely natural.

And I have the cool model with the black/nickel contrasting finish and custom grips.


*drools . . . then applies another judicious water spray from behind a conveniently located rock*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 03:53:09 PM
I'll speak bluntly with no insults, no hatred, and no frills.

I wish Beaukat would leave and not come back for awhile.

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 03:53:36 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Comrade Snoota!
shoots Star Collective in the back as he runs away

Hey, I have no morals.


ow.

X_x

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:54:27 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan impressed everyone with:
I'll speak bluntly with no insults, no hatred, and no frills.

I wish Beaukat would leave and not come back for awhile.


<picks up Parce and waltzs around with him> ^.^

Spread love!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Suddar
posted 05-08-2003 03:56:14 PM
I think the love is overflowing in this thread already. We are at critical levels of love.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 03:56:31 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Punky Brewster:
<picks up Parce and waltzs around with him> ^.^

Spread love!


*feigns death*

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