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Xyrra had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Can I at least be a super-assassin Yakuza ho?
You're a Geisha Assassin! 
I'm a Punk Japanese Schoolgirl out to bust some knees up if I don't get my share of the profits circulating around the schools! Racketeering ;D
Comedy gold!
Sign me up, Im good at stuff!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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This one time, at Cheese camp:
...it's not an emergency!
yes it was! I was lonely!
(this applies to all my accounts)
No, Really. Bite me.
Rest assured, when I create a parody, there is no cast list, for not everyone will be in it.
But Beaukat will still be shot in the head.
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Verily, Cheese doth proclaim:
Ya know, technically I'm not a vegetarian...I love peanut butter and I'm sure there are plenty of smashed up bugs in it.
Is it true that vegetarians taste sweeter?
Dammit.
I want to be a star... or something.
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So quoth Alt_Account:
Is it true that vegetarians taste sweeter?
I wouldn't know.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Cheese said:
I wouldn't know.
Want me to find out and tell you?
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We were all impressed when Suddar wrote:
GOD JUST GO MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING
1: I'm at work
2: I've already cleaned the pipes twice today.
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Alt_Account thought about the meaning of life:
1: I'm at work
2: I've already cleaned the pipes twice today.
Please refrain from sexually harassing people and making bad innuendo in this thread and all future threads by me. I don't start these things so you can try to get a date.
Thank you.
...it's not an emergency! 
