The cast, so far, is as follows:
Karnaj will play the standard white cop main character who does all sorts of cool things, including (but not limited to): driving boats, making it with hot chicks on a regular basis, kung-fu fighting Cubans, and smoking various objects.
Vorbo will be his token foreign partner who speaks a dozen different languages and fits in on the streets, useful in bringing down drug deals and persuading the illegal immigrants into giving up information for the good of the force.
Gydyon is the police chief, a man embittered by the loss of his kitchenware to the crime of the streets, thus causing him to thoroughly overuse the phrases: "loose cannon" and "by the book".
D is the wrathful freelance P.I. who was kicked off the force for going outside the law. Now he roams the streets, occasionally clashing with Karnaj and Vorbo, in memory of his lost partner.
Snoota is the easy-going, slightly overweight voyuer on the force who takes pictures and surveillance for the good of the force.
Lashanna is the emotional secretary who gets in silly arguments with the main characters, then weeps openly when they get in some trouble or something.
Maradon is the nervous drug dealer, who sells info to Karnaj and Vorbo in exchange for safety from the Yakuza.
Callalron is the freelance arms expert from Vietnam who is willing to give the heads-up on the arms market...for a price.
Suddar is the jumpy pimp who constantly says "Aw, man!" and "fo' real?"
nem-x is the HEAD OF THE YAKUZA!
It'll be sensational!
Very good.
It's not something people hear about.
Suddenly I feel like Alan Arkin's character on So I Married an Axe Murderer... [ 05-06-2003: Message edited by: Gydfather ]
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
It'll be an interesting read.
Miami Vice.... so, everyone in pastels!!!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Trent stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Um.. kay.Miami Vice.... so, everyone in pastels!!!
tank tops and business jackets rolled up at the sleeves!
No daily shaving of faces!
sweat like pigs til you get stains on your shirt!
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Cuba:
tank tops and business jackets rolled up at the sleeves!
No daily shaving of faces!
sweat like pigs til you get stains on your shirt!
That's it, up against the wall! We're taking you DOOOWWWWWNTOWN.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
Let's hit the streets, Vorbo. We'll go drive my Ferrari which I got from busting a drug dealer who killed my dog.
Jawohl.
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From the book of LeMiere, chapter 3, verse 16:
I rarely fit into any character archetype... thank heavens he's not gonna start writing any sort of yaoi fics any time soon.
Watch the movie: "Water you wading for" at http://www.happytreefriends.com
If I have you in any further stories, they will most likely revolve around the fact that you remind me of Cuddles the Bunny.
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This one time, at Lazadriel camp:
^_^_^^
What the... has Sailor Moon been playing in the nuclear waste again?
Arrenn will be the little boy that gets caught in the crossfire in a gang shootout, thus prompting Vorbo to join the police force.
Tatsukaze will be roadkill.
Mortious will be the guy running the white slavery ring.
Ryuu can be the private assigned to doing paperwork.
Trent will be Mort's underling.
Deth is the forensics scientist that has nudie mags in his drawer.
Lazzay will be a unit of the K-9 squad.
Sentow is a rogue gangster.
Damn evil pirates![ 05-07-2003: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]
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There was much rejoicing when Led said this:
Can I be a squirrel?
I'm obviously the better squirrel.
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We were all impressed when Cheese wrote:
I can be the emergency food supply.
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Drakkenmaw said this about your mom:
Menchi! <snuggles the edible pooch> 
ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl
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Cheese thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I can be the emergency food supply.
*eats out cheese*
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Alt_Account was listening to Cher while typing:
*eats out cheese*
...it's not an emergency! 
Katrinity is a Yakuza thug.
NO VEGETARIANS ALLOWED
Rodent King is an attack dog!
Bajah is the guy trying to do what's right, but caught up in the conflict between his morals and the fact that his girlfriend, Led, is smuggling drugs!
MadCat is the pornpusher and Fal's archrival, as he recruited ALL of Fal's family into pornography.
Beaukat is shot in the head several times.
Xyrra is a Yakuza ho.
Addy is the chief's daughter who is tangled up in some nasty stuff!
Aury is run over by a volkswagon.
