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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 05-05-2003 10:49:51 AM

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Nicole had this to say about Knight Rider:
Yeah, it's squirting all over the goddamn place. That's disgusting. Put that back in your god damn pants.

But she said...

quote:
Trillee's fortune cookie read:
SCREW YOU ALL!

If you can't agree amongst yourselves, don't expect our cooperation.

(*gives Arrenn his axe back, careful not to touch the handle without proper gloves*)

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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leckzilla!

Squeak!

posted 05-05-2003 01:18:43 PM

I'm going to stomp you all.

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Callalron

Hires people with hooks

posted 05-05-2003 02:23:18 PM

Uh oh! Looks like it's time break out the flat bed mounted laser weapons like they do in the Japanese monster movies.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Freschel Spindrift

Caucasian

posted 05-05-2003 02:23:35 PM

I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT AND DIE. MY LOGIC IS FLAWLE...

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Katrinity was naked while typing this:
<frolics through the thread, handing out delicious cookies and snuggles> ^.^

Ohhhh cookies and snuggles. What I was saying?

[ 05-05-2003: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.

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Star Collective

Pancake

posted 05-05-2003 02:37:57 PM

*buries the thread under a raging torrent of celestial flame*

Nicole, j00 r wrong!!!11!$^@$%^&%&^*#

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas

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BeauChan

Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear

posted 05-05-2003 05:04:34 PM

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We were all impressed when Nicole wrote:
Yeah, it's squirting all over the goddamn place. That's disgusting. Put that back in your god damn pants.

*smirk*

my contribution to this thread:

DUDE! YOU SUCK!

the question is.... what? ^_^

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...

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Katrinity

Cookie Goddess!

posted 05-05-2003 05:05:18 PM

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Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
the question is.... what? ^_^

Cookies? ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"

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Burger

BANNED!

posted 05-05-2003 05:17:26 PM

To be a patriot in the USA, you have to like bombing the shit out of other countries, toting firearms, and insulting the french.

To be patriotic in Canada, you have to like beer, Canadia beer.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Snugglits

I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.

posted 05-05-2003 05:20:20 PM

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How.... Burger.... uughhhhhh:
To be a patriot in the USA, you have to like bombing the shit out of other countries, toting firearms, and insulting the french.
To be patriotic in Canada, you have to like beer, Canadia beer.

You don't get out much, do you?

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 05-05-2003 05:21:03 PM

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Comrade Snoota stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Lights Kal's chest hair on fire.

*hugs Snoota with his flaming chest hair*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj

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Burger

BANNED!

posted 05-05-2003 05:22:12 PM