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Topic: THE FLAMMABLE THREAD.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-04-2003 06:45:06 PM
I DISAGREE WITH YOUR OPINION ON POLITICS/MP3S/GUN CONTROL/TACOS, AND I AM UNDENIABLY RIGHT IN THIS.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A RAGING DUMBASS TOO BLINDED WITH YOUR OWN IGNORANCE TO SEE REALITY, OR YOU'RE A CRIMINAL AND DESERVE TO DIE.

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, MAN, I GOT THE TRUTH ON MY SIDE!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 05-04-2003 06:45:42 PM
fuck you man
The World is Yours
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-04-2003 06:49:40 PM
Your caps lock is stuck.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-04-2003 06:49:58 PM
heeheeeheehee
Ryuujin
posted 05-04-2003 06:54:29 PM
quote:
Kegwen was naked while typing this:
heeheeeheehee

Jesus christ man, 80% of your posts are "ROFL" , "Hehe..." or "LMAO."

Grow some fucking content.

[ 05-04-2003: Message edited by: Kahuna Ryuu ]

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-04-2003 06:56:39 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Kahuna Ryuu:
Jesus christ man, 80% of your posts are "ROFL" , "Hehe..." or "LMAO."

Oh yeah, well <FLAME>!

OHO!

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 05-04-2003 06:57:39 PM
^^^
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-04-2003 07:01:04 PM
*offers a massage to someone*
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-04-2003 07:02:16 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about pies:
*offers a massage to someone*

*accuses you of hitting on her, insults the size of your penis and knees you in the crotch*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-04-2003 07:04:04 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Nicole:
*accuses you of hitting on her, insults the size of your penis and knees you in the crotch*

Ah, memories.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-04-2003 07:06:41 PM
hey nicole, would you like ta try some nice crunchy pixie wings?
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-04-2003 07:09:10 PM
quote:
diadem stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
hey nicole, would you like ta try some nice crunchy pixie wings?

Of course. And hey, trollie, would you like some nice frog's legs? Oh wait, I'd have to go all the way to Grobb to get them, too bad!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-04-2003 07:11:09 PM
quote:
Nicole spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Of course. And hey, trollie, would you like some nice frog's legs? Oh wait, I'd have to go all the way to Grobb to get them, too bad!

ouch, right in da jimmy!

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-04-2003 07:20:19 PM
hey guys whats g
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-04-2003 07:22:51 PM
Hello, EVERYBODY.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-04-2003 07:26:51 PM
(*sexually molests Nicole with the handle of Arrenn's axe*)
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-04-2003 07:35:43 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about (_|_):
(*sexually molests Nicole with the handle of Arrenn's axe*)

Hey now, you aren't allowed to handle Arrenn's axe. That's my job.

don't hurt me, Steve

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-04-2003 07:39:58 PM
Hurt him, Steve. String his dick like a cheesestring.

[ 05-04-2003: Message edited by: Nicole ]



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-04-2003 07:57:15 PM
I only like shredded cheese and salsa on my tacos.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-04-2003 07:57:53 PM
quote:
Nicole obviously shouldn't have said:
Hurt him, Steve. String his dick like a cheesestring.

Polly-O String Cock? o_O

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-04-2003 07:58:58 PM
quote:
Karnaj Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Polly-O String Cock? o_O

"Oh, Father, the event is a Taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a..."

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-04-2003 08:56:58 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor thought about the meaning of life:
"Oh, Father, the event is a Taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a..."

omg!

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-04-2003 09:39:11 PM
SCREW YOU ALL!
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-04-2003 09:57:03 PM
WTF? Stop bothering us with your inanities and go click on Naimah, ya loser!

[ 05-04-2003: Message edited by: ^Moogle-plush-doll^ ]




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 05-04-2003 10:16:38 PM
Hello everybody .
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-04-2003 10:28:41 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
"Oh, Father, the event is a Taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a..."

I've often wondered how a contest like that would be judged. Distance? Volume? Style?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 05-04-2003 10:36:42 PM
quote:
Nicole wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I DISAGREE WITH YOUR OPINION ON POLITICS/MP3S/GUN CONTROL/TACOS, AND I AM UNDENIABLY RIGHT IN THIS.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A RAGING DUMBASS TOO BLINDED WITH YOUR OWN IGNORANCE TO SEE REALITY, OR YOU'RE A CRIMINAL AND DESERVE TO DIE.

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, MAN, I GOT THE TRUTH ON MY SIDE!


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Sean
posted 05-04-2003 10:56:56 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Chugga
Pancake
posted 05-04-2003 11:03:24 PM
quote:
Nicole was listening to Cher while typing:
[QB]I DISAGREE WITH YOUR OPINION ON POLITICS/MP3S/GUN CONTROL/TACOS, AND I AM UNDENIABLY RIGHT IN THIS.[QB]

Women deserve completely equal rights.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 05-04-2003 11:05:39 PM
*Gives everyone a hug.*

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 05-04-2003 11:42:22 PM
OMG! How dare you touch me you fithy... rabbit-like thingy! ugh, now I got... rabbit-thingy germs all over myself.
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Meridian
Pancake
posted 05-05-2003 12:12:08 AM
I like this thread!
**************************
Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 05-05-2003 12:56:01 AM
Dogs suck.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 05-05-2003 12:58:52 AM
You can literally feel the love in this thread .
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-05-2003 02:30:07 AM
*notices the topic of the thread*

*pulls out a lighter and a can of hairspray and decides to see if it's accurate*


*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*


*Walks away, leaving the blazing inferno of a thread behind*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-05-2003 02:33:43 AM
Lights Kal's chest hair on fire.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-05-2003 03:15:13 AM
quote:
Trillee got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
SCREW YOU ALL!

Okay.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-05-2003 04:16:24 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Delphi Aegis wrote:
Okay.

How did I know you'd say that ;P

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-05-2003 10:34:01 AM
quote:
Alek Saege had this to say about dark elf butts:
You can literally feel the love in this thread .

Yeah, it's squirting all over the goddamn place. That's disgusting. Put that back in your god damn pants.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-05-2003 10:45:23 AM
<frolics through the thread, handing out delicious cookies and snuggles> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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