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OtakuPenguin had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Real Sex. As in, how babies are made sex, I assume.
And if you're gay?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Falaanla Marr probably says this to all the girls:
Can I hit on you?
No. You're cool and all, but I'm into girls. Sorry.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Oh noes! I'm almost 14 and still a virgin!
(joking dang it(about the oh noes part, still a virgin, can wait(This Space for Rent, Call 555-GIVE-ME-MONEY) )
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OtakuPenguin said this about your mom:
Real Sex. As in, how babies are made sex, I assume.
Ahhhhh, in that case I will let you know when it happens.
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Tristan had this to say:
what would you define as "losing your virginity", exactly?
The act of mating.
All of it.
Nothing else will suffice, and the jury is still out when it comes to homosexual acts and virginity.
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This one time, at Mr. Crabs camp:
Yeah I'm on to you Drysart!? Fan of the movie, 100 Girls?
It's a good movie, but the quote predates the movie.
Not that it's some great virtue that I haven't yet. The fact is, I just don't like people being close to me. The idea of actually having sex with someone does not appeal to me.
In my adult life, I have only met two people (one male, one female) that don't set off my "Get the fuck away from me" reflex. They're good friends (as they are the only ones I can stand being near for hours on end), but that's all.
Sometimes I'm not really happy about it, and wonder what I'm missing. But, I can easily live with not knowing. [ 04-15-2003: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]
for heterosexuals: Sexual Intercourse with a person of the other sex. Vaginal penetration by the penis, not necessarily to orgasm.
for male homosexuals: Anal intercourse with a man. Anal penetration by the penis, not necessarily to orgasm. you can be either party. Fellatio can also count, were you in the mindset that you were losing your virginity at the time. Or any act that you deem to be deeply sexual enough to qualify as having lost your virginity.
for female homosexuals: Cunnilingus with another woman, giving or recieving. Or any act that you deem to be deeply sexual enough to qualify as having lost your virginity.
for bisexuals: any act falling into either the heterosexual or your respective homosexual category.
No, Really. Bite me.
I suppose, if there is any one thing I regret, its losing those partners due to circumstance, as opposed to choice... the last in a manner which still sometimes causes pain at the loss.
If there's any one piece of advice I can give people here, regardless of their current situation regarding relationships of any type, it would be: Always, always, ALWAYS take every chance you can to tell your partner how you feel about them.
Ok, so I kinda wandered off on a tangent... so I'll just be quiet now..
However... since then... I don't regret it one bit 
A lot of people have asked me why I'm a girl who plays almost exclusively guys on the net/in games, and why they weren't able to figure it out. I have a lot of answers that I put it off with, but in fact, it is because genetically I'm XY, not XX.
That makes rather a host of problems, including the lack of anything near a proper level of estrogen or hormone balance, a propensity towards uterine cancer, and an internal organ set up thats not quite right leading to the impossibility of ever being able to have sex with a guy in the normal fashion, as well the inability to bear children. Religiously, the lesbian option is out, so while I have experienced and enjoyed sexual intimimacy, I will likely be a virgin for the rest of my life.
To be frank, its the least of my medical problems and doesn't worry me very much these days. The question of gender identity was always a much bigger part of it, and I've come to peace with that since then. (That is to say, I am me, I happen to use the girl's bathroom because I look like one, but I'll never understand them as a breed.) I have plenty of good friends of both genders without it. I'm sure its fun, but so are a lot of other things, and I'd rather do them than worry about what I can't have.
I was rather young, had been with the girl for almost a year. Was the first person I ever said "I love you" to, and amazingly enough, I meant it. Even to this day, I still mean it. We met after school at her house, like we always did. We went for a walk, down a path in the woods nearby. Everything went along, and we did what we felt was right, and went home. Myself, in a much better mood than I had expected all day.
See, about 8 hours previous... I went through my first arrest. I was arrested for Accessory to Theft by Deception. A friend of mine and I went out, selling magazines for some school trip. On the way to the football game that night, he had taken the checks to a dumb store clerk he knew, and cashed them. As banks tend to frown on such practices, they caught on rather quickly. a week later, I was sitting in the principals office, staring at a deputy, and a detective. Handcuffs on the desk. The deputy had his pistol holstered, but unsnapped.
One of the worst days in my school life. By now, I'm sure you're thinking that I weaseled her pants off by whining about the cops, my day, and all that.. but it simply wasnt like that. I didnt even tell her about it until a friend mentioned it at a party later in the year.
I dont regret it.. I just regret the rest of the day.
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Ares thought about the meaning of life:
Just turned 18 and still a virgin. Hmm.. And that test on thespark.com said I'd lose it at age 16 in a hotel room.HAH!
YOU?! yeah right ^_^
joo ashwee!
Sex is nice and all, but it shouldn't be the primary focus of your existence.
But I am looking to all the honeymoon/newlywed sex coming my way in a few months. [ 04-15-2003: Message edited by: Callalron ]
*grins* I had more emotional attachment to not having been kissed. There's something so shocking saying, "Yeah, I'm just about 17 and never kissed anyone, ya know?" A month later I lost my virginity to someone I really didn't care for... and so sex to me was affirmed as something I held little regards to. Perhaps if the first time was with someone I really loved things would have been different.
