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Karnaj painfully thought these words up:
Professor: "Karnaj, where's your database abstract?"Karnaj: "Well, the thing about that is, I decided I'm losing touch with nature, and in order to be more appreciative nature's gifts, I went out and shot some deer this weekend. So instead of doing something that will have an objective benefit on my life (work so that I will graduate college and be more successful), I engaged in a purely subjective exercise design to 'put me back in touch' with the real world."
Professor: "I see. So you get an F for the assignment."
Karnaj: "Nono, see, I was preserving an ancient tradition between the generations by--"
Professor. "F."
Karnaj: "But I--"
Professor: "F."
Karnaj: "Bu--"
Professor: "Sit down, Davey Crockett."
comedy gold! 
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Azizza had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I stated my opinion on things. Last time I checked I don't need to show proof of an opinion. However if people are going ot come in calling me an ass and telling me I am wrong then they had damn well better have some proof if they expect to change my mind.That aside I have already said that my opinion comes from the observation of people I grew up with and kids I know and have worked with.
Your statement in the very first post was not made as an opinion, it was made as an "observation" based on your generalizations that our youth are declining because they don't hunt. This observation is now apparently based upon your work in the field of knowing some kids and working with some kids. I differed with your opinion because you unfairly and inaccurately generalized, in a manner that contradicts my life experience, my work with kids and my graduate studies in youth culture. You said in response that your generalizations were "accurate" -- How is that a statement of opinion, again?
But, if it was an opinion:
NO ONE CAN PROVE AN OPINION WRONG.
NO MATTER HOW ASININE IT IS.
THEREFORE, STOP ASKING FOR PROOF AS IF THAT WILL VALIDATE OR INVALIDATE YOUR ASININE THEORY.
There, all better now? [ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
And I don't think I've ever actually seen Gydyon lose his temper. Azizza should be proud.
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Aanile stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Isn't Azizza like, 24 or something?
Yes I am. However I never saw the point in acting like an idiot. Most of the people my age did go through that. It is called Maturity.
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Azizza's fortune cookie read:
However I never saw the point in acting like an idiot... ...It is called Maturity.
It's not something people hear about.
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Azizza's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Yes I am. However I never saw the point in acting like an idiot. Most of the people my age did go through that. It is called Maturity.
Don't make me pull up past posts... please please don't make me pull up past posts...
I hate doing those kinds of searches... [ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Aanile ]
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Nobody really understood why Frog wrote:
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. But he's different than everyone else in his generation!And I don't think I've ever actually seen Gydyon lose his temper. Azizza should be proud.
That isn't even close to losing my temper.
I would make Bloodsage blush.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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There was much rejoicing when Judge Gydyon said this:
I would make Bloodsage blush.
You want the Bloodsage? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOODSAGE.
It's not something people hear about.
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Judge Gydyon enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
That isn't even close to losing my temper.I would make Bloodsage blush.
Gydyon is one controlled ball of righteous fury. However, sacrifice many buffalo wings to him and you shall remain on his good side.
Oh, and Azizza? Please for the love of God and all that is holy and unholy and maybe that little ferret out on the street as well.. just please.. shut the fuck up before the universe gets sucked into that black hole that constitutes your brain.
Please.
ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl
"It's like a star collapsed and left a superdense ball of stupid."
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Azizza wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Ohh the EC lynch Mob is after me. Whatever shall I do.. *yawn*
You put your head through the noose.
They only kicked the stool out from under you.
It's not something people hear about.
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How.... DU.... uughhhhhh:
You want the Bloodsage? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOODSAGE.
That's probably true, but he would blush before I went down! Blush I tell you!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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A sleep deprived Judge Gydyon stammered:
That's probably true, but he would blush before I went down! Blush I tell you!
He'd blush because you're going down.
Not Funny is a poor substitute for Bad Joke.
It's not something people hear about.
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DU had this to say about Duck Tales:
You put your head through the noose.
They only kicked the stool out from under you.
No I stated my feelings on a topic. the children could not take it. Gydyon at least tried at a rational discussion.
People around here refuse to believe that anyone can feel differently than they do. I state an opinion and instead of counterpoints I get flamed because I am wrong in thier eyes.
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So quoth DU:
Not Funny is a poor substitute for Bad Joke.
That's true. Please avoid Not Funny in the future.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Judge Gydyon stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That's true. Please avoid Not Funny in the future.
It's not something people hear about.
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Azizza stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
People around here refuse to believe that anyone can feel differently than they do. I state an opinion and instead of counterpoints I get flamed because I am wrong in thier eyes.
Feel differently until it makes you blue in the face if that's what blows your hair back.
But try not to condemn an entire society because they have different priorities in life then you think they should have.
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Azizza stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
People around here refuse to believe that anyone can feel differently than they do. I state an opinion and instead of counterpoints I get flamed because I am wrong in thier eyes.
Once again you accuse people of things you're more guilty of than anyone! You're the one who spouts your "opinions"(very, very uninformed opinions usually) as if they were gospel and refuse to believe anyone would disagree with them. And then you insult those who don't. While at the same time always whining that you're being insulted by people who don't agree with you!
Just face it and own up to it. You're the biggest hypocrite that has ever visited these boards. And that says a lot.
And I saw lots of counterpoints that were ignored and dismissed with a bunch of, "PROVE IT!"s.
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Azizza wrote this stupid crap:
No I stated my feelings on a topic. the children could not take it. Gydyon at least tried at a rational discussion.People around here refuse to believe that anyone can feel differently than they do. I state an opinion and instead of counterpoints I get flamed because I am wrong in thier eyes.
You stated your feelings on a topic, providing a irrelevant point as backing. When the irrelevant backing was both shot down in itself and as a whole, you claimed it was never part of your original argument, and only stated "It's my opinion!!!".
Nevermatter that you demanded counter-proof against your unbacked opinion, nevermatter that it was a generalizing insult towards a large section of the board, nevermatter that you proved your idiocy and inability to form a coherent argument for your insanely stupid spoutings, you also presume to think the fact that the general dislike towards you is beacuse of some random notion of the "Lynch mob"?
Azizza, I think over half the board has insulted you or argued against you in one topic or the other, what does it take for you to realize you might have been wrong? A written note from the president? The finger of God and burning letters on the sky saying: "AZIZZA. YOUR RAMBLINGS HOLD THE CONSISTENCY OF A FART ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN."?
I guess that makes me lazy in Azizza's eyes.
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Frog's fortune cookie read:
Once again you accuse people of things you're more guilty of than anyone! You're the one who spouts your "opinions"(very, very uninformed opinions usually) as if they were gospel and refuse to believe anyone would disagree with them. And then you insult those who don't. While at the same time always whining that you're being insulted by people who don't agree with you!Just face it and own up to it. You're the biggest hypocrite that has ever visited these boards. And that says a lot.
And I saw lots of counterpoints that were ignored and dismissed with a bunch of, "PROVE IT!"s.
Well excuse me for asking that someone provide PROOF of something they say. You call my opinions uninformed when you have no idea what I study or research. Just because you don't like what Isay does not make it any less false. Now show me where I insul;ted people who don't agree with me. Please go ahead. I go out of my way to remain nice to people around here becuase a good number of them just look for a chance to bash people. It is quite pathetic.
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Azizza had this to say about Tron:
Well excuse me for asking that someone provide PROOF of something they say. You call my opinions uninformed when you have no idea what I study or research. Just because you don't like what Isay does not make it any less false. Now show me where I insul;ted people who don't agree with me. Please go ahead. I go out of my way to remain nice to people around here becuase a good number of them just look for a chance to bash people. It is quite pathetic.
So the way to be nice to people is to say they're lazy?
Hey, D, you fucking slacker, man! What's up? Get out of that chair, you loser.
Oh, and:
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Just because you don't like what Isay does not make it any less false.
Most accurate quote ever. [ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Zaza ]
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Zaza wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You stated your feelings on a topic, providing a irrelevant point as backing. When the irrelevant backing was both shot down in itself and as a whole, you claimed it was never part of your original argument, and only stated "It's my opinion!!!".Nevermatter that you demanded counter-proof against your unbacked opinion, nevermatter that it was a generalizing insult towards a large section of the board, nevermatter that you proved your idiocy and inability to form a coherent argument for your insanely stupid spoutings, you also presume to think the fact that the general dislike towards you is beacuse of some random notion of the "Lynch mob"?
Azizza, I think over half the board has insulted you or argued against you in one topic or the other, what does it take for you to realize you might have been wrong? A written note from the president? The finger of God and burning letters on the sky saying: "AZIZZA. YOUR RAMBLINGS HOLD THE CONSISTENCY OF A FART ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN."?
You make absolutly no sense here. I see no place where what I said was shot down. Some people said they dont' like to hunt. I said that is great you dont' have to hunt. But you should do SOMETHING! Gydyon pointed out that I was generalizing in what I originally said. I agreed. But I also pointed out that you can not argue that it is true of a good number of kids now adays. Not all true, but a good number.
But I forget I am dealing with a group that back everything with OMG XBOX IS HUGE. That should tell me something about the people I am dealing with here.
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Zaza had this to say about (_|_):
Hey, D, you fucking slacker, man! What's up? Get out of that chair, you loser.
You're so nice to me. 
It's not something people hear about.
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Azizza had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Well excuse me for asking that someone provide PROOF of something they say. You call my opinions uninformed when you have no idea what I study or research. Just because you don't like what Isay does not make it any less true or false. Now show me where I insul;ted people who don't agree with me. Please go ahead. I go out of my way to remain nice to people around here becuase a good number of them just look for a chance to bash people. It is quite pathetic.
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Azizza wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I stated my opinion on things. Last time I checked I don't need to show proof of an opinion. However if people are going ot come in calling me an ass and telling me I am wrong then they had damn well better have some proof if they expect to change my mind.
It is at this point that I would like to remind you that some of the board members could be counted as part of that generation that you're talking about. Before you go telling them how worthless they are, shouldn't YOU "damn well better have some proof" of what you're saying about them?
Those of us that are older than that generation will often have friends young enough to be the target of your remarks. Do you really expect people to say nothing when you make insulting-sounding remarks about their younger friends?
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Zaza's account was hax0red to write:
Most accurate quote ever.
Miss two fucking words becuase I am distracted at work and people jump all over it. /rude
Did I say that anyone here is Lazy? No I did not point at anyone and say they were.
Nice way to take something I said and twist it around.
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Azizza's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Well excuse me for asking that someone provide PROOF of something they say
You have never once offered any sort of solid "proof" to anything you have ever said. EVER. And I know exactly what you "research" before you make posts. NOTHING. You read some news article and immediately rush over here to prove some point, often times something that isn't even stated in the article and you just imply from it.
And you want examples of your hypocratic behavior? How about when you call everyone who disagrees with you in political threads "bleeding heart liberals" or some variation there of, while at the same time whining that they insult you and other Republicans?
Or my personal favorite, less than a day after you came into an Anti-Bush thread and said something about people always insulting Bush for "no reason", you make a thread about "that bitch Hilary Clinton" and "Joseph Loserman."
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This one time, at Palador ChibiDragon camp:
It is at this point that I would like to remind you that some of the board members could be counted as part of that generation that you're talking about. Before you go telling them how worthless they are, shouldn't YOU "damn well better have some proof" of what you're saying about them?Those of us that are older than that generation will often have friends young enough to be the target of your remarks. Do you really expect people to say nothing when you make insulting-sounding remarks about their younger friends?
I have friends in that age group as well. Some of them fit the description and some don't. More and more seem to just not care. All of them? No. but a good number and growing every day.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Azizza said:
You make absolutly no sense here. I see no place where what I said was shot down. Some people said they dont' like to hunt. I said that is great you dont' have to hunt. But you should do SOMETHING! Gydyon pointed out that I was generalizing in what I originally said. I agreed. But I also pointed out that you can not argue that it is true of a good number of kids now adays. Not all true, but a good number.
But I forget I am dealing with a group that back everything with OMG XBOX IS HUGE. That should tell me something about the people I am dealing with here.
No, you forget that you're trying to use a 386 to run Quake III.
I'll explain it slowly for you then:
You admitted to generalizing. You also excused your generalizing, saying that in your opinion, most young people were lazy. Meaning a majority of the young people here are lazy.
You tried to create a fucking argument with the arcticle about a decrease in killing animals, and then turned around and tried to continue the insulting argument that youth is lazy with no other backing than your addled mind.
Found a clue yet? Need it pointed out to you further?
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Azizza's fortune cookie read:
Now tell me how shooting a deer is wrong?
A wolf yes. It is illegel to hunt them. But deer hunting is important to control of the deer population in many area. If you get to many of them the food supply is not enough to provide for them. They start to starve and are suceptible to disease.At one point nature had all this balanced. However humans messed this up. It is now a part of our responsibility to nature to keep the balance.
Oh and for the record: I don't hunt. I have no desire to. That doesn't mean I think it is wrong like some people.
Nature balances itself out on its own. It's called Carrying Capacity.
If the deer population keeps increasing, then the amount of food will keep decreasing until the environment can no longer support the amount of deer in the area. Then the deer start to die off until the population reaches a level sustainable by the environment.
And this doesn't just apply to deer. 
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Judge Gydyon attempted to be funny by writing:
Add a sarcasm disclaimer so I don't have to flame you into oblivion.Quick!
Hold on, let me put on my Gnomish Environment Suit...
...
....
Ok, flame away.
