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Topic: A movie that made you go.... w-t-f?
Trollwannabe
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 03:01:45 AM
I wouldn't bother watching the commentary, Amanda Winn Lee and co. have NO FUCKING CLUE what they're talking about.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-07-2003 03:04:54 AM
EoE and Death and Rebirth weren't THAT confusing...
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-07-2003 03:10:34 AM
Unbreakable?

Made perfect sense when you realize it's basically a comic book.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Steven Steve
posted 01-07-2003 03:12:17 AM
Being John Malkovich, for shit factor
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Trollwannabe
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 05:42:29 AM
quote:
OtakuPenguin had this to say about (_|_):
EoE and Death and Rebirth weren't THAT confusing...

D&R happened to consist of a bunch of clips from the series and 30 minutes of EoE, hence, it sucked, so I'm not gonna count that... But if you tie EoE into what happens in the series etc. it's very confusing.

Not counting EoE Fight Club would be my pick for the most confusing movie.

Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 01-07-2003 06:03:30 AM
The new version of Romeo and juliet, if you dont speak proper english.

Brotherhood of the wolf, if you dont speak french. (Subtitles suck, who wants to read a movie?)

El Topo.

Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut, Apoc...

Do you people NOT see the genius of Kubrick?

You all now disgust me. All of you.

Except those of you with nice boobies.

The above statement does not include Snoota. Nice boobies or not, you disgust me.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-07-2003 06:08:17 AM
quote:
Verily, Azureus doth proclaim:
The above statement does not include Snoota. Nice boobies or not, you disgust me.

Why the h8? Show some

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-07-2003 06:08:26 AM
Hey!

I liked A Clockwork Orange. Never saw the others, though


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Trollwannabe
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 01:42:51 PM
And also, if books can be counted, 1984 was a huge "WTF".
Taeolas
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 02:32:57 PM
Hmm... Lets see... eXisTenZ was interesting and screwed up, but I half expected that from Cronenberg (sp.) anyways so I wasn't as thrown off as you might expect. (Never seen any of his other films all the way through either)

The Ring just freaked me out when I saw it. I know it's fairly standard fare for that type of movie but I don't usually go to them either.

Se7en didn't affect me too much really, and I haven't paid attention to 12 Monkeys to be freaked by it.

Being John Malcovich was an interesting movie and the ideas were somewhat fun in a wierd way, but it didn't wierd me out.

Hmm... now that I think of it, I'm not the sort of person who's freaked out by movies; I guess most of the time I don't go see them in theaters, and if I'm just watching at home I don't give them my full attention.

Oh but for sheer WTHell Were They Thinking/What did they DO to that book!?!?!? I nominate "Nightfall" for that dubious honour. If you ever... ever... EVER see that movie in a store do the world a favour and destroy it right then and there. It took its name from the Asimov book by the same name (I won't say that Asimov's book inspired the movie or anything because it didn't look that way). It's so bad it could have been the movie to break MST3K. It hurts to even try to remember it so I'm stopping now.

But otherwise, I can't think of much else that made me go WTF.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-07-2003 08:44:27 PM
It's funny that no one mentioned "Akira".
Naked Lunch.
Red Zone Cuba.
Pod People. (aka Trumpy's Adventure)
Heaven's Gate. Yes I was one of the less fortunate that actually saw it. Didn't see the whole thing, though.
Sheesh there's a lot of wtf movies that I saw so little time to list them all.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-07-2003 08:46:50 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Azureus said:
Brotherhood of the wolf, if you dont speak french. (Subtitles suck, who wants to read a movie?)


I love subtitles.

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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 09:18:40 PM
Eraserhead.

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