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Topic: The Official Lesbian Thread!!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:39:52 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael probably says this to all the girls:
*holds up a large jar where a pair of humanoid female breasts are floating in nutrient solution, waiting for grafting*

I'll give you $5 if you graft those on Bajah's head.

Lord knows that man needs something to do at work.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-22-2002 06:40:22 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael probably says this to all the girls:
*holds up a large jar where a pair of humanoid female breasts are floating in nutrient solution, waiting for grafting*

Aer yuo saynngn my currnet chesticles are NOT TO YE LIKNGN!?#!% *attempts to act pissed off, fails, and passes out*

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-22-2002 06:41:32 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'll give you $5 if you graft those on Bajah's head.

Lord knows that man needs something to do at work.


Bahahahahhahahahahhahaha


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-22-2002 06:42:36 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'll give you $5 if you graft those on Bajah's head.

Lord knows that man needs something to do at work.


Nothing like getting whiplash every time you sneeze!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:42:36 AM
quote:
Suchii had this to say about pies:
Aer yuo saynngn my currnet chesticles are NOT TO YE LIKNGN!?#!%

Mmmmmm, chesticles...

That's a kind of gum, right?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-22-2002 06:43:15 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Mmmmmm, chesticles...

That's a kind of gum, right?


CHICLETS!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:45:08 AM
quote:
Suchii had this to say about Optimus Prime:
CHICLETS!

OMG, you know those Tiny Size ones that look like little bits of confetti?

I was so addicted to those as a kid. I'd dump 'em into my mouth packets at a time.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 06:47:22 AM
*looks at the jar's contents*

If I mount them on the sides of his head they could act as earmuffs. Or if I put them on upside down, they could act as earplugs when the droop down.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 06:48:15 AM
quote:
Verily, JooJooFlop doth proclaim:
Mmmmmm, chesticles...

That's a kind of gum, right?


If I gnawed chesticles, she'd frikkin KILL me.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:49:11 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was naked while typing this:
*looks at the jar's contents*

If I mount them on the sides of his head they could act as earmuffs. Or if I put them on upside down, they could act as earplugs when the droop down.


Ewwww, take those back and get Bajah some perky teats.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-22-2002 06:49:44 AM
He already has access to a pair
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:50:32 AM
Albeit remote.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 06:54:10 AM
if I grafted them onto Suchii he'd have access to two pairs...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:55:13 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
if I grafted them onto Suchii he'd have access to two pairs...

But then he'd have twice as much to miss while he's stuck down in Texas.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 07:01:27 AM
Really starting to dislike joojoo
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 07:01:34 AM
hmmm...good point

*looks for Bajah* Oh Baaaaajaaaaaaaah...I got something for you to keep under your tooooop haaaaaaat...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 07:03:16 AM
Awwww, don't be that way. I'll even spring for nipple piercings for your head boobs.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 07:06:34 AM
Don't want headboobs!

I'm referring to the fact that you keep reminding me of the distance!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 07:08:58 AM
I know. But just think about how much better head boobs with big, twirly tassles would make you feel.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 07:10:27 AM
Not really. I'd have you wanting to visit all the time. That wouldn't be fun at all.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 07:11:41 AM
Bah, I'd only wanna touch them just once.

Maybe honk 'em a little bit...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 07:12:56 AM
*sidles up behind Bajah...unscrews the jar*

So how you want these mounted? twilek "head tail" style? Batman-style "points up" style? Forehead mounted "Horns of plenty" style?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 07:14:43 AM
Horns of plenty! HORNS OF PLENTY!!!

...why am I this excited again?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 07:16:50 AM
*runs the hell away*
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-22-2002 07:16:58 AM
*moves AWAY from the JooJooBee*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 07:17:12 AM
Edit: rassafrassin fast-posting bajah

*goes to attach the horns o' plenty, but finds the subject gone*

bah...

*goes to attach them to Joojoo's head instead*

[ 12-22-2002: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 07:18:06 AM
*giggles himself silly*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-22-2002 11:10:36 AM
Lyinar! Either contribute to the nekkidness or get out!
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-22-2002 11:36:17 AM



Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 12-22-2002 11:37:13 AM
I can't tell whether those pictures are real or computer generated.
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-22-2002 11:38:34 AM
Real but with ALOT of wax on her and red lighting
Burger
BANNED!
posted 12-22-2002 11:56:24 AM
as per the rules, my pictures will be linked.

I just hope bare female breasts count only as questionable and not explicit.

Do not click the links unless you feel like taking responsibility for your actions, knowing that the links lead to nudity.

good shot, no visible genetalia.

playful pic

suggestive, but no genetalia

angels?

rather erotic

no visible genetalia, but very erotic

drools...

lots of flesh

artsy photography

damn good art pic

tachnically great photography (and dead sexy)

similar to above

good photography, erotic

humma humma, fap fap fap

you might be better off not clicking this one, but delid would like it...

have bleach ready for your eyes if you follow this one... (but you'll click it anyway, just to see, won't you???)

lots of flesh

well, this thread was getting off track, and i wanted to help

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-22-2002 01:34:07 PM
Burger, on a lot of those links, i just get,JOIN NOW!!! Is that what we're supposed to see?
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
The Curman
Pancake
posted 12-22-2002 01:53:40 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Death of Rats said:
Burger, on a lot of those links, i just get,JOIN NOW!!! Is that what we're supposed to see?

Me too, but mostly on the top 3 or 5...

Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 12-22-2002 02:02:27 PM
Right click, properties, copy paste the URL, and you ARE alowed to directly put the pictures in this thread, because the threads the lesbian thread, and it has the NSFW tag.
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-22-2002 08:30:52 PM
Burger
BANNED!
posted 12-23-2002 02:25:32 AM






Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 12-23-2002 02:27:36 AM
Is anyone else getting a ton of red x's in the image posts?
Moo.
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-23-2002 03:16:10 AM
quote:
Yummy™ stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Is anyone else getting a ton of red x's in the image posts?
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 12-23-2002 01:32:09 PM
You guys sure are posting alot of masculine lesbians...
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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