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Topic: The Official Lesbian Thread!!
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-21-2002 11:38:17 PM
I don't think the last one allows offsite linking.

Hehe, I bet your web hosting would flip if you hosted that stuff, Delid.

Give me some stuff from your personal collection, I'll whip it out here.

Poorly and appropriatly phrased.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 12-21-2002 11:38:39 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Azymyth wrote:
Yeah... the one on the right does kinda look mannish...

The one on the left, though...

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-21-2002 11:43:30 PM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤ had this to say about Captain Planet:
[http://www.xxxfreelesbiansexpics.com/lesbians/le0011.jpg[/IMG]
]

Ew... stretch marks on the rear...

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Burger
BANNED!
posted 12-21-2002 11:43:35 PM
DISCLAIMER: All links should lead to non-explicit sexual pictures (clothed) but they are hosted on sites whose domains you might not want in your browser history. You're following these links knowing full well that they lead to pictured of mostly naked women.

mid size file

another mid size file

small-mid size file

small file

medium file

meduim file

large file

merry christmas

removed last few links...

sorry delid.

[ 12-21-2002: Message edited by: The Burger ]

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-21-2002 11:44:16 PM
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-21-2002 11:45:47 PM
Bah,.... heh, Delphi, I couldn't send you anything if I wanted to. Go Go Cable Upload!
Burger
BANNED!
posted 12-21-2002 11:46:23 PM
oh yes, for those wanting to know how I happened upon those pictures, pm me, and if you're old enough, you'll get a URL.

Since it does lead to some rather hardcore material, I am not going to openly post a link, because that would be bad.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-21-2002 11:46:57 PM
BigMac, take off the last 4 links. They don't link to any pictures. They just add 4 pop ups
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-21-2002 11:47:20 PM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤ had this to say about pies:
Bah,.... heh, Delphi, I couldn't send you anything if I wanted to. Go Go Cable Upload!

Dude. Cable upload > DSL upload.

Bite meh.

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-21-2002 11:48:53 PM
You get less than 2kps?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-21-2002 11:52:23 PM
134kbps according to http://www.dslreports.com/stest ... :/
Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 12-22-2002 12:05:16 AM
quote:
Veruca Salt had this to say about Cuba:




*drools* lol all sorts of hot women in this thread...

Check out my art
Check out my stock photos
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 12-22-2002 12:28:41 AM
Lesbian overload, time for some real women.


Girl on the top was Kelly Bundy, for any of you Married with Children fans

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-22-2002 12:33:12 AM








Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-22-2002 12:37:09 AM
I remember liking "meet the applegates" a lot when I was a young'n.

I can't remember why.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-22-2002 02:21:50 AM
You just knew someone had to post a anime pic sooner or later...I shall paste more risqué pics if Drys gives the go-ahead, in the meantime, catgirls...mrrrrr.

Edit: For crying out loud...copy/paste url in new browser and add space...

[ 12-22-2002: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Gork
Pancake
posted 12-22-2002 03:58:08 AM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You just knew someone had to post a anime pic sooner or later...I shall paste more risqué pics if Drys gives the go-ahead, in the meantime, catgirls...mrrrrr.


Edit: For crying out loud...copy/paste url in new browser and add space...


Only one time Have I seen more pop-ups at once...

[ 12-22-2002: Message edited by: Gork ]

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-22-2002 04:01:27 AM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade's fortune cookie read:
You just knew someone had to post a anime pic sooner or later...I shall paste more risqué pics if Drys gives the go-ahead, in the meantime, catgirls...mrrrrr.

Edit: For crying out loud...copy/paste url in new browser and add space...


Why thank you!

That led to more than 20 pop-ups, as well as an attempt to load spyware onto my computer.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 04:06:20 AM
quote:
Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Why thank you!

That led to more than 20 pop-ups, as well as an attempt to load spyware onto my computer.


And that would be why he put in the Edit.

nem-x
posted 12-22-2002 04:33:26 AM
Bloodsage trying to get his freak on with cat chicks.
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 12-22-2002 04:55:32 AM
Naria and Eriya!

...

What, were you expecting more of a reaction?

Feed my hungry soul.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-22-2002 05:44:41 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
And that would be why he put in the Edit.

A good edit would have said something useful, as most of those give a 404 error rather than trying to take over your computer.

So neener.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-22-2002 05:49:42 AM
quote:
AbbigailSD had this to say about John Romero:

Jania > Deth



Damn right


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 06:02:00 AM
quote:
Jania enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Damn right

*cat-sized spider dangles down from the ceiling in front of Jan*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:05:21 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stammered:
*cat-sized spider dangles down from the ceiling in front of Jan*

*throws his voice at the spider so it sounds like it's singing that "Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love In My Tummy" song*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-22-2002 06:12:56 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stammered:
*cat-sized spider dangles down from the ceiling in front of Jan*

*jumps about a foot and runs off shrieking*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 06:15:34 AM
Deth > Jan
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-22-2002 06:17:53 AM
It's not nice to frighten pregnant women


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-22-2002 06:18:39 AM
*arrow whizzes past Deth's head*

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-22-2002 06:19:27 AM
Especially those with homicidal tendencies.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 06:21:42 AM
Pregnant women shouldn't push their wizard brother's buttons.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 06:24:01 AM
*Jan's supply of arrows abruptly turn into chickens*

And they should know to quit while they're ahead.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-22-2002 06:26:09 AM
*chicken comes flying at Deth's head, squawking its head off*

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 06:28:35 AM
Hey, this is the Lesbian thread.

If I don't see some Lyinar/Jania action soon, I request the two of them go to another thread!!!1//

omg humor disclaimer

Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-22-2002 06:33:32 AM
I want to see some tits! Show me the moneyshot! *staggers around and spills her beer on 'Deth*
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:33:36 AM
quote:
From the book of Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael, chapter 3, verse 16:
*Jan's supply of arrows abruptly turn into chickens*

You've obviously never seen Hot Shots! Part Deux, otherwise you would know that that was a bad move on your part.

Chickens make good arrows.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 12-22-2002 06:36:18 AM
*chicken comes flying at Bajah*

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2002 06:36:52 AM
See?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2002 06:38:03 AM
quote:
Suchii had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I want to see some tits! Show me the moneyshot! *staggers around and spills her beer on 'Deth*

*holds up a large jar where a pair of humanoid female breasts are floating in nutrient solution, waiting for grafting*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-22-2002 06:38:14 AM
*catches the poultjectile out of the air, turns it around, and fires it back*

Oho, fear the Ranger/Thief.

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