Look mommy, babies soft spot is this deap.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hookers don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in motel rooms.
2 minutes on high.
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What's better than 2 18yrolds in bed?
18 2yrolds in bed.
Q: What's blue and squirms in a corner?
A: A baby playing with a plastic bag.
Q: What's brown and doesn't squirm in a corner?
A: Same baby two weeks later.
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Baby on a meathook.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller's book? Around the Block in 80 Years....
What was Hellen Keller's Favourite Color?
Corduroy.
How did Hellen Keller's Parents punish her?
They rearranged the furniture and left the plunger in the toilet.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a Drag.
What do you call 2 dogs with no legs running down the street?
Drag Race.
What's Grosser than Gross?
2 Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's Grosser than that?
One wins and licks it.
What's Grosser than Gross?
Sitting on your grandfather's lap and he pops wood.
What's Grosser than that?
Sitting on your grandmother's lap and she pops wood.
Who the hell cares.
Nervous virgin is taken to a whore house. His friends get him a whore, he follows her to a room.
She notices how nervous he is, asks: "What would you like to try?"
He says: "Cunninglingus."
She strips and lies on the bed. He starts to pleasure her orally. As he going along he gets a pea (vegetable) stuck between his teeth. He thinks this is strange but goes back to what he was doing.
A few moments later he gets a carrot in his mouth. Now he's getting a little disturbed, but being a virgin and unsure still doesn't say anything.
Yet again returns to orally pleasuring her. This time a piece of pepparoni gets in his mouth. Finally he has had it! He jumps up and says:"WTFY, you sick bitch?"
Whore responds: "No, but the guy before you was."
