One, if you throw it hard enough.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
*puts them into a full nelson*
Full Nelson.
*bends them over while in the full nelson*
Father Nelson.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
What's the worst thing about fucking kids?
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The sound of their pelvis shattering.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear
A live one at the bottom eating it's way out.
You may feel the need to replace funny with disgusting. I didn't write the joke, I just thought it appropriate for the thread.
Can't unload marbles with a pitchfork!
Little Boy Blue
He needed the money!
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore
I ain't your pop
(Andrew Dice Clay for those too young to remember)
You can turn her around and pretend she's a 10 year old boy.
[ 10-10-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Cookies ]
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This insanity brought to you by Vorago:
I wonder if Drysart will outright remove this thread out of sheer taste alone, heh
You brought it upon yourself by clicking on the thread...
If you have gotten offended, I'm sorry. But what else would you expect in a sick joke thread?
[ 10-10-2002: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about the Spice Girls:
What's the best part about fucking a 10 year old girl?You can turn her around and pretend she's a 10 year old boy.
Vorbo, I would have been your father, but the dog beat me up the stairs.
Yes, it wasn't so much of a 'joke' as it was an 'insult', but it was sick and wrong, so it works for this thread 
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Soldar thought about the meaning of life:
You brought it upon yourself by clicking on the thread...If you have gotten offended, I'm sorry. But what else would you expect in a sick joke thread?
Oh please Soldar, I've seen and read FAR worse then the jokes on this thread, lol
At what point did I say I was offended?
Was just saying I would laugh if Drysart closed ths forum just in case 
Seriously, these jokes are bad, but not horribly so, heh
I really don't get offended easily [ 10-10-2002: Message edited by: Vorago ]
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There was much rejoicing when Vorago said this:
Oh please Soldar, I've seen and read FAR worse then the jokes on this thread, lolAt what point did I say I was offended?
Was just saying I would laugh if Drysart closed ths forum just in case
Seriously, these jokes are bad, but not horribly so, heh
I really don't get offended easily
Good. Because offending people isn't what this thread is about.
... It's here to make people sick to their stomach.
What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
Putting the diapers back on.
Thirty-one.
Four to build a Barracks, Towers, Great Hall and War Mill, and Altar of Storms.
Six to produce Grunts, Headhunters, Catapults.
One to recruit a Far Seer from the Altar.
AND TWENTY TO REALIZE THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING WARCRAFT 3 AND NOT CHANGING THE DAMN LIGHT BULB!
Blender.
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How do you get the baby OUT of the jar?
Nachos.
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What's worse than 7 dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in 7 trash cans.
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Why did the first baby fall out of the tree?
Kicked it out.
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Why did the 2nd baby fall out of the tree?
Stapled it to the first.
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Why did the 3rd baby fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
To watch its expression.
Sitting on your grandfather's lap and feeling him get an erection.
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Deathbeam Warhero enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
What's grosser than gross?Sitting on your grandfather's lap and feeling him get an erection.
This sounds less like a joke and more like a horrifying true story.
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Vorago was listening to Cher while typing:
I wonder if Drysart will outright remove this thread out of sheer taste alone, heh
Taste? This thread is hilarious.
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Batty said this about your mom:
What's more funny then a trashcan full of dead babies?A live one at the bottom eating it's way out.
What's more funny than that?
It makes it to the top!
What's more funny than that?
It goes back for seconds!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Nail the other hand to the floor.
What's the worst part about fucking a 10 year old boy?
You get blood on your clown suit.
What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
"Mommy I'm melting!"
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage."
She's so cute. ^_^
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A sleep deprived Drakkenmaw stammered:
A contribution from my girlfriend:"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage."
She's so cute. ^_^
Nice. 
432.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
What's the first thing a battered woman does upon getting home from the hospital?
The dishes, if she's smart.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
Bitch already has a clock on the stove.
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blah... all I can remember off the top of my head.
What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Khyron probably says this to all the girls:
Hey, if you guys want tasteless... I still remember most of the racial jokes from elementary and junior high
I think we're going more for sick than generally tasteless.
How many babies does it take to make a meatloaf? Depends on the recipe.
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Guess that one is kinda lame, isn't it?
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
But I am. Very hard.
Am i a bad person?
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Falaanla Marr impressed everyone with:
I shouldnt be laughing at this.But I am. Very hard.
Am i a bad person?
Yes...
I'm laughing too 
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I shouldnt be laughing at this.But I am. Very hard.
Am i a bad person?
