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Don Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Why are you so retarded?
*Makes a prairie-dog-kebob out of him with an arrow up his ###*
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From the book of Alek Saege, chapter 3, verse 16:
*Makes a prairie-dog-kebob out of him with an arrow up his ###*
Now, while you weren't directly answering my question, you did show me why you're retarded.
Pat yourself on the back, you special creature.
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Don Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Now, while you weren't directly answering my question, you did show me why you're retarded.Pat yourself on the back, you special creature.
I'd say shove it, but you're kind of running out of space there. 
[ 12-10-2002: Message edited by: Xyrra ]
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Xyrra had this to say about pies:
Just for you, Alek. Something which parallels your station on these boards.
Comedy gold!
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Alek Saege's account was hax0red to write:
I really want to make a witty comment, but 9 hours of straight studying fried mylastonly neuron.
Zing!
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Delphi Aegis wrote this stupid crap:
Zing!
I really don't see the difference between using last and only. It still means that there was only one. Silly paladin.
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Don Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I think it's time we organized a duel between Alek Saege and Ruvyen for the title of King of the Morons.
That'd be like a brick wall fighting a brick wall.
It just aint gonna be interesting.
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Check out the big brain on Alek Saege!
I don't like to fight though.
Maybe we can set you up with a different title, then.
How'd you like to be the Duke of Douche?
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Don Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Maybe we can set you up with a different title, then.How'd you like to be the Duke of Douche?
Je prends une douche chaque jour.
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From the book of Delphi Aegis, chapter 3, verse 16:
That'd be like a brick wall fighting a brick wall.It just aint gonna be interesting.
What if we threw the walls at each other brick by brick?
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Sakkra had this to say about Captain Planet:
What if we threw the walls at each other brick by brick?
Then they wouldn't be walls now would they.
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frolicking imp had this to say about John Romero:
this is true...
well if you dont like fighting i say a race should be involved ...in a labyrinth..then they'd never get out and you'd be rid of them both.
Whore.
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From the book of Alek Saege, chapter 3, verse 16:
Then they wouldn't be walls now would they.
Well, you can't make an omelette without, umm... property destruction.
Ach, I'm bad at this..
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Sakkra had this to say about Reading Rainbow:Ach, I'm bad at this..
I'm unoriginal.
There.
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Death of Rats enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I think Sakkra is doing a fine job at insulting.
Who died and made you king? Go away silly. [ 12-13-2002: Message edited by: Alek Saege ]
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Death of Rats painfully thought these words up:
I think Sakkra is doing a fine job at insulting.
I second this, considering the target.
I hereby open a betting pool! When will Alek take the hint?
Placeyerbetsplaceyerbets!
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Alek Saege had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Who died and made you king? Go away silly.
That was quite funny, but unfortently, to funny for you to have made the joke on purpose.
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Don Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I second this, considering the target.I hereby open a betting pool! When will Alek take the hint?
Placeyerbetsplaceyerbets!
I wager 3000 Parce-Dollars on Never
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Gomateux had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I wager 3000 Parce-Dollars on Never
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Alek Saege stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
It should creep you out more since I was the one who got post 1666.
Not really.
I'm creeped out that you're still alive.
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D had this to say about John Romero:
Not really.I'm creeped out that you're still alive.
Not even l33t aimbots can take me out.
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Alek Saege had this to say about Tron:
Not even l33t aimbots can take me out.
You are not:
Witty
Clever
Funny
Likeable.
Please drive around to the second window to receive your vicious beating.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and D was all like:
Please drive around to the second window to receive your vicious beating.
I hate the second window. If you think about it, the first window person if fast and efficient in taking your money, but the second window person takes the longest time to give you what you pay for.
This is sickening.
Down with Dumbness!
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Fizodeth probably says this to all the girls:
Down with Dumbness!
Why does "dumbness" have a capital "d"? 
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Alek Saege had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I hate the second window. If you think about it, the first window person if fast and efficient in taking your money, but the second window person takes the longest time to give you what you pay for.
Where the fuck do YOU live? These days its always the intercom THEN the window, no first then second window. Same person, too.
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Gomateux had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Where the fuck do YOU live? These days its always the intercom THEN the window, no first then second window. Same person, too.
Come to think about it, last time I went to a drive through was in El Salvador. I remember me and my friends went to BK and I asked for a Whopper with tomatoes, no ketchup, lettuce, mustard, and mayonaise. I also remember that the bastards didn't do that and gave me ketchup instead of mayonaise. In retrospect at least the fries were good. I distinctly remember the intercom followed by a first window then a second.
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Gomateux said this about your mom:
Waste of space, if you ask me. Why cant they just do both at the one window?
One of the reasons is that the government there tries to make more jobs for people even if they are very stupid jobs like handing out coffee. Of course, these pseudo-jobs have almost no monetary compensation and are only made so that the country doesn't seem to have a high unemployment rate. Our current unemployement rate is about 30% if you count pseudo-jobs, and about double if you don't count them.
