Ha.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Duck Tales:
Oh, and I got the 1600th post.Ha.
Damn you... are there any other special numbers?
Well, no. [ 12-03-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
Shall we start in on Alek, Parce? 
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So quoth Humble Parcelan:
If you do that all at once, you get banned. You gotta stretch it out over time, yo.
I just hadda laugh when I read this post in conjunction with looking at your sigpic, Parce.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Tron:
I know, but just to unconciousness isn't enough! We must make him a very small strawberry rash on the floor.
Wolfberry > Strawberry 
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Verily, Alek Saege doth proclaim:
Wolfberry > Strawberry
Frankenberry > All
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So quoth Palador ChibiDragon:
Frankenberry > All
Don't make me feed you to the wolfberries you silly dragon.
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Palador ChibiDragon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Frankenberry > All
What about Boo Berry?
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Deathbeam Warhero said:
What about Boo Berry?
What does it matter? I WIN! 
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We were all impressed when Deathbeam Warhero wrote:
What about Boo Berry?
Booberry is da bestest~!
I win every single time, so ha.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Humble Parcelan said:
Me > Castro > Delphi > Alek
I cannot refute such irrefutable logic!
I am sad, and lose.
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Humble Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Me > Castro > Delphi > Alek
For now, but calculus proves:
Alek' > Delphi' > Castro' > Parcelan'
Just give me some time .
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Alek Saege had this to say about Captain Planet:
For now, but calculus proves:Alek' > Delphi' > Castro' > Parcelan'
Just give me some time
.
I think I'm giving about three or four more idiotic posts by you before you're either lynched or banned.
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Humble Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
I think I'm giving about three or four more idiotic posts by you before you're either lynched or banned.
Can we do both?
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Delphi Aegis said:
Can we do both?
Which one would be first? 'Cuz if you lynch me then it defeats the purpose of banning.
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Delphi Aegis stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Can we do both?
He may have the power of Impenetrable Ignorance, though.
*pans to a diagram of a human head*
You see, ignorance is an intangible, but highly repellent force, usually gathered around the creature's cranium.
Whereas a normal human brain can pick up on such things as others hating them or being exceedingly irritated with them, a creature with ignorance is immune to such things. In fact, it actually twists them to be percieved as friendliness and other positive effects.
Let us demonstrate with Ruvyen.
"Good sir Ruvyen, you have the intelligence of the posterior of the duck and your topics are laughable."
A normal human being might take offense, but Ruvyen would smile and say "Ha ha, you kidder!"
Such is the effect with Alek Saege. He can't understand that his personality is overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly stupid and irritating. Any attack on our part might actually have him construe it as "just kidding around."
Nothing short of a shotgun blast to the head will let him know how much people hate him, and even then, it's iffy.
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Nothing short of a shotgun blast to the head will let him know how much people hate him, and even then, it's iffy.
You forget that Impenetrable Ignorance repels physical attacks directed to the wearer2.
Looks around...
Shoots Alek in the head
Shoots Alek in the head
Shoots Alek in the head
Damn it!
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Nekralt Avaane spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Shoots Alek in the headLooks around...
Shoots Alek in the head
Shoots Alek in the head
Shoots Alek in the head
Damn it!
It's a shame too.3
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Nekralt Avaane had this to say about Pirotess:
quit counting.
I was off by one. That was 4 and this should be 5.
4
stealth win! [ 12-08-2002: Message edited by: Star Collective ]
To give me the 1630th post. [ 12-08-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
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A sleep deprived Nekralt Avaane stammered:
But i have the 1631th post. I am bettar!
Your sigpic scares me.
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This insanity brought to you by Nekralt Avaane:
But i have the 1631th post. I am bettar!
You might be better but i am butter. [ 12-08-2002: Message edited by: frolicking imp ]
*makes a statue of herself out of sticks of butter*
see?
...I'm bored, shoot at will
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This insanity brought to you by frolicking imp:
You might be better but i am butter.
*makes a statue of herself out of sticks of butter*
see?
...I'm bored, shoot at will
*plucks her full of arrows* Die you unholy blasphemer.
Just kidding.
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Synjari had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
The roleplay left the thread =(
nods
Awhile ago.
*starts shooting random bystanders with sleep arrows*
