*Turning to his cauldron the Shaman begins his deep guttural chant as he begins to mix the roots, weeds, and other items he aquired earlier. The words are arcane to the extreme, even the elders have forgotten thier true meaning. As the contents begin to boil, the cauldron itself begins to glow with an unholy light. After all the components have been added and allowed to boil for a short time. Finally he separates the mixture into two bowls for the final part of the ritual. Picking up his Spear of Fate, Kaglaaz starts a new chant, this one more ominous and urgent.
He approaches the squire of Illanae and brings the point of spear to her heaving chest trying to put on a face of courage but her eyes betrayed her. Kaglaaz was pleased that she was afraid, the more fear, the more the power of the Thules would aid him. He raised his voice and began to etch the runes into her chest, cutting the clothing and the pale delicate skin beneath. When the runes were placed, he raised the spear above his head and with the butt of the spear brought it down upon her head, crushing her skull. Ignoring the gore on his spear, Kaglaaz sets it down and grabs the first bowl. Slitting her wrist with a knife he drained a bit of her blood into the mixture and placed it into a bottle.
Repeating the process for the gnome cook he stoppered up the second bottle. Handing them both to Uktenae he cautioned the Mage not to mix up the potions, otherwise Josh and Illanae could fall madly in love with each other or kill each other on the spot.
" A bit ob it in der wine your ale un dey be under yu control. Ib dey begin tu resist, give dem a bit more. Ib yu run owt ob dis stuff den bring Kag anudder ob thier household. Family memburz is better cuz it last longur."
Receiving payment from the Tier'Dal, Kaglaaz grins widely. A large cask of Honey Mead and a voucher from Uktenae's House in Neriak for a years "services" at the Maiden's Fancy. Whistling a tune he'd learned from a bard he'd once had for dinner, he began his walk to Neriak for a bit of "entertainment"
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Everyone wondered WTF when Khyron wrote:
HAH! If my first plan fails, I always have backup plans!Such as...
HIRING A BIGGER AZN TO BEAT YOU UP!
^---Khyron in trunk
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Verily, nem-x doth proclaim:
^---Khyron in trunk
You have fallen for my trick! That's not me... that's my STUNT DOUBLE!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote this stupid crap:
This thing is gonna be smooth and awesome
What? You're not fighting Bare Handed???
THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!@#%^
but then again neither is this sword
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
I will crush.
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D had this to say about Tron:
Addy's got a reaally nice rack of muffins.
¬_¬
sowwy
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Delidgamond wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Addy's muffin is really nicesowwy
Whips out her grenade launcher and fires it at Deli
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Adrecia Tru'Ril had this to say about John Romero:
Whips out her grenade launcher and fires it at Deli
NOT IN PUBLIC! NOT IN PUBLIC!
Khyron shields his eyes
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Kaglaaz How'ler wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[QB
Handing them both to Uktenae he cautioned the Mage not to mix up the potions, otherwise Josh and Illanae could fall madly in love with each other or kill each other on the spot." A bit ob it in der wine your ale un dey be under yu control. Ib dey begin tu resist, give dem a bit more. Ib yu run owt ob dis stuff den bring Kag anudder ob thier household. Family memburz is better cuz it last longur."
[/QB]
1)being an undead amphibian and all
and
2)this promise of evil pie
oh, and well Kagrama is on Tarans side so victory is assured
*gathers his javalins in the shadows*
For your muffins are on the side of good, and good is dumb. Join us, and your muffins will gain the flavor they sorely need. The flavor that makes all baked goods, especially muffins, as good as they can be. The flavor...
...OF EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Illanae and Uketnae have already seen the truth and been welcomed into the fold. It's not too late to see the error of your alleigance to the pale one.
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Woody had this to say about Robocop:
Grumpy Cartoonist to win.
Even Woody has seen the truth and joined us!
We shall be UNSTOPPABLE!
'Bout time there was a battle. How's a mercenary s'posed to get a good rep?
I've already sworn allegience to Drysart. He is the original.
I cannot be easily swayed, unlike some others.
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This insanity brought to you by Archon:
We are loosing good people left and right! SMASH THEM ALL BEFORE THEY SUBVERT ANYONE ELSE!
*silences Archon with a mouth gag made with a week-old bagel*
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JooJooFlop Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*silences Archon with a mouth gag made with a week-old bagel*
Well, thanks.
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Super Kagrama Model 2000 was programmed to say:
buet evane katrineintiy haes converated!!!!1 yuo will loes too the mieght of taraen!1 chaeng yuor side nowe and the mieght of taraen will spare yuo form being covared in pine needales and nbeing bored too death by a guey naemd merl
Kagrama is my hero.
[ 10-06-2002: Message edited by: UBT ]
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Katrinity had this to say about dark elf butts:
Rawr! Go Taran! Go Cookies! Go Pie! Go Loving! ^.^
D is for Damn-Good-Lovin'.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and UBT was all like:
Bah ! Follow Taran or DIE !!!!!!
I choose...door three!
*eats muffins*
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Adrecia Tru'Ril painfully thought these words up:
D is for Damn-Good-Lovin'.
Raises an eyebrow.
How would you know?
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Zaza had this to say about John Romero:
How would you know?
Remember when she said it hurt to walk the other day?
It wasn't cramps! 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Adrecia Tru'Ril wrote:
I should just learn to shut up.
Well, it's hard to talk with something in your mouth.
