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Geeorn had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
well no, the Paladin's code in EQ states the following:ph4t l3wtz and the smacking of MOBs like $2 ho's.
the D&D one is:
ph4t l3wtz in the name of justice and the smacking of evil like a $2 ho.
EQ doesn't have RP though, so you're point lacks. 
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Azymyth got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
EQ doesn't have RP though, so you're point lacks.
ALAS! 'Tis Azymyth. How goeth your huntingeth?
Want to campeth the dread Shin Ghoul Lord? I'm farmingeth the ykesha. eth.
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Verily, Densetsu doth proclaim:
When do we fight?!
That is what i want to know.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Khyron said:
ALAS! 'Tis Azymyth. How goeth your huntingeth?Want to campeth the dread Shin Ghoul Lord? I'm farmingeth the ykesha. eth.
lmfao
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Khyron said:
ALAS! 'Tis Azymyth. How goeth your huntingeth?Want to campeth the dread Shin Ghoul Lord? I'm farmingeth the ykesha. eth.
Roleplaying at its finest.
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Khyron painfully thought these words up:
ALAS! 'Tis Azymyth. How goeth your huntingeth?Want to campeth the dread Shin Ghoul Lord? I'm farmingeth the ykesha. eth.
Merrily! But thou shouldth remove yon badger from thine pantloons first!
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Adrecia Tru'Ril had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
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There was much rejoicing when Azymyth said this:
Merrily! But thou shouldth remove yon badger from thine pantloons first!
ACKETH! Mine pantaloons! Let us headeth out post hasteth! I must obtaineth the ykeshaeth! As manyeth as I can farmeth!
My peteth needs thine swordeth.
EQ is so much funeth! I wisheth to never stop playingeth!
Actually...... REAL EQ RP goes like this :
Random dude> you wnt groop? I Cn kill orcs becouz orc killd my fam! [ 10-06-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]
You> What?
Random dude> Cm on group with me I cn heal you n the orcs giv loot!
You> I'm busy right now.
Random dude (SHOUTS)> LFG 2 avnegne my parrents rom the orcs!
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We were all impressed when Azymyth wrote:
EQ doesn't have RP though, so you're point lacks.
watch me not rez you the next time your group gets wiped by Rockhoppers 
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Khyron got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Actually...... REAL EQ RP goes like this :Random dude> you wnt groop? I Cn kill orcs becouz orc killd my fam!
You> What?
Random dude> Cm on group with me I cn heal you n the orcs giv loot!
You> I'm busy right now.
Random dude (SHOUTS)> LFG 2 avnegne my parrents rom the orcs!
Pfft. Real EQ RPers aren't that coherant.
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Azymyth spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Pfft. Real EQ RPers aren't that coherant.
I know, but I can't think down to their level without massive head trauma. And I left the hammer out in my car.
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Azizza impressed everyone with:
Can I help Torture Taran after we capture him? Please.. purdy please.. I haven't let my evil side out in a while now.
Shit...he can start telling us why he's justified in hating everything from the Middle East.
The reasoning behind it could kill us!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Humble Parcelan said:
Shit...he can start telling us why he's justified in hating everything from the Middle East.The reasoning behind it could kill us!
ROFL! 
[Edit: Woot! MS Paint is good for something!] [ 10-06-2002: Message edited by: Ferret ]
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Niklas had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
To JOSH!
Looks like we have a battle cry. 
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Mr. Leckie stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Looks like we have a battle cry.
Yep, we're gonna win...
Us: "FOR THE GLORY OF TARAN!!"
Them: "To Josh!"
Kagrama: "i smatshed! thowse evbils!@ fo the eVilb dwoersd!!#@65@roflmaolol!731~!"
Either way, this'll be a fight to remember.
*Chalks up Rodent King's name next to Vorbis.*
Someone choose for me.
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Mr. Leckie had this to say about Robocop:
Looks like we have a battle cry.
We have Mr. Chef Magnet.
We have death star.
Uktenae, the beloved of Illanae Paladin of Light, said he could provide the first component he needed. The Tier'Dal Warrior would be waiting at the appointed place. First, Kaglaaz would need some of the usual Alchemy components, roots and weeds that only the trained eye would be able to find quickly. The other items needed might be a bit tougher. But he should find them soon enough. In the swamp, there were always rotting bodies of Human or Elven fools that tried to hunt his brethren.
After a bit of searching he found what he needed. The Bloodheart Mushroom was aptly named. If a body was left to rot long enough a mushroom would usually sprout from the chest of the poor fool. This was the single most powerful item that was available to him, other than dragons eggs, and those were far too rare.
The other items were not a difficult to find. A quick jaunt to Lower Guk to cut the tongue out of a Ghoul frog and the bile duct of an Orc and he was ready. He caught a Halfling druid and threatened to eat him if he didn't transport him near Soluseks Eye. Once there, Uktenae was found inside with the final things Kaglaaz required.*
"Tankie fer bringin dem, Inkee. Yu redy tu begin?"
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Cap'n Elethi got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I don't know what side to pick.Someone choose for me.
Go to Taran's side. They have a lot less people.
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Verily, Humble Parcelan doth proclaim:
Shit...he can start telling us why he's justified in hating everything from the Middle East.The reasoning behind it could kill us!
Gee Amazing how you can just make shit up isn't it. oh well. /ignore idiots
* Illanae's young squire and Josh's head chef are dropped by the huge Earth Elemental. *
Are you certain that this will work ? I do not wish to harm my beloved, for she is my world. I can't stand the thought of giving my loyalty to another high elf other than my wife and I do not wish to make an enemy of a rogue of Josh's magnitude.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Azizza said:
Gee Amazing how you can just tell the truth isn't it. oh well. /ignore idiots
Fixed a typo.
IT WON'T WORK!
quote:Bruce Lee is ressurrected?!
nem-x had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
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Everyone wondered WTF when Humble Parcelan wrote:
Shit...nem-x is trying to psyche us out.IT WON'T WORK!
It's okay. I've spiked his azn drink4ge. The day of the battle, that feared azn will be...
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Khyron wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It's okay. I've spiked his azn drink4ge. The day of the battle, that feared azn will be...
En contraire, mon ami:
Such as...
HIRING A BIGGER AZN TO BEAT YOU UP!
