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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2002 04:02:40 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Judge Gydyon:
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

*sticks his fingers in his ears while chanting "I can't hear you...."*


Um, Gyd, since when have you had an ear in your butt?

OMG ITS STINKY

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 04:03:00 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I offer one night alone with Suchii!

No offering that which you do not possess!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2002 04:04:43 PM
quote:
Verily, Bajah doth proclaim:
No offering that which you do not possess!

He could offer one night with himself, then. Or maybe a can of spraypaint. Tough call.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mightion Defensor
posted 09-27-2002 04:15:38 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon painfully thought these words up:
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

*sticks his fingers in his ears while chanting "I can't hear you...."*


I realize it was wrong of me to taunt Gydyon with how I can call a phone number and have hot, fresh, spicy, yummy Buffalo wings delivered to my house.

What I should have said was that I can call a phone number and have hot, fresh, spicy, yummy Buffalo wings delivered to my house in usually less than half an hour. Count to 400 at a second a number, and I can be eating wings before you finish.

Once again, my apologies.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-27-2002 04:27:52 PM
Do you order your wings with breadcrumbs?
Mightion Defensor
posted 09-27-2002 04:36:07 PM
quote:
From the book of Humble Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Do you order your wings with breadcrumbs?

No, but they come with bleu cheese.

Please, noble prairie dog, please grant me the boon of explaining why you keep mentioning breadcrumbs when replying to me? Would you be so kind?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-27-2002 04:37:50 PM
Mightion Defensor
posted 09-27-2002 04:42:59 PM
Once again you duck the issue, and it's bringing me down.

Or maybe I'm just coming down with a mallard-y...

I'd charge you for this, but I don't know feather or not you'd pay the bill...

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 04:45:29 PM
How dare you people troll hijack my thread?
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-27-2002 04:47:01 PM
(winces in Mightion's direction)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2002 04:48:10 PM
Well, take a gander and what you're auctioning. No amount of goosing is gonna sell that.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-27-2002 04:48:59 PM
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-27-2002 04:51:04 PM
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 09-27-2002 04:51:53 PM
1yen!
Mightion Defensor
posted 09-27-2002 04:54:04 PM
Oh no, my puns were too much...

Geez, if it's not swan thing, it's another...

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-27-2002 05:06:30 PM
i'll give you three paper clips and a nickel for it.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 09-27-2002 05:13:04 PM
Is there a reserve price and/or a Buy It Now price?
I <3 Steel Battalion!
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-27-2002 05:16:20 PM
Five rolls of toilet paper and half a baked potato!
hey
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-27-2002 05:20:28 PM
I will give you half a yen and some pocket lint for Delid's talent!
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-27-2002 05:35:04 PM
If you give me Delid's Talent, you'll be the first person to see pictures of ME... erm... "kissing" myself.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-27-2002 05:53:23 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Nicole said:
If you give me Delid's Talent, you'll be the first person to see pictures of ME... erm... "kissing" myself.

where?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 06:14:13 PM
quote:
Nekralt Avaane had this to say about Duck Tales:
where?

Canada, pervert.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-27-2002 06:16:43 PM
Well I didn't mean it to technically pervertted, but if she was kissing her hand it wouldn't be worth as much as kissing herself in the mirror, unless she was holding the mirror between her and the camera.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-27-2002 06:22:04 PM
Delid-esque frenching, of course.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-27-2002 06:24:35 PM
Ah...I up my bidding to a whole yen and some bubble gum from the bottom of my desk at school.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-27-2002 06:26:17 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I refuse to accept you as a client. Instead, I am suing YOU for attempting to steal my tam and use it as a bid!

However, I am fair, and I will settle out of court for a bucket of spicy Buffalo wings. I'm feeling a mite peckish.


I'm giving the judge my request to suppress all your evidence against me along with a nice big cheque.

I'll still split a bucket of Buffalo wings, however.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2002 06:33:15 PM
Maybe he can work a pro boner case or whatever it is...
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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