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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 01:07:21 AM
Welcome to the EBaj Auction System!

Today's item for bid is something I'm sure will draw quite a bit of interest. It's been missing for quite awhile, but recently during an excavation, it was discovered by one of our best field agents!

I present to you fine bidders:

Lot 364: KARNAJ'S SOUL

Shall we start the bidding at ... $0.03 USD?

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 09-27-2002 01:11:41 AM
Wow, inflation's a bitch... 3 cents!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-27-2002 01:16:23 AM
*bids $.03*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 01:18:12 AM
I have three cents, THREE CENTS!

Do I hear 4, people? Four cents for this artifact?

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-27-2002 01:19:15 AM
4 cents!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-27-2002 01:20:42 AM
SIX CENTS!!!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 01:21:32 AM
Oho, the misses outbids the mister! I have FOUR CENTS, wonderful people! Four cents for such an exquisite and long lost item!

Sure I hear FIVE out there somewhere. FIVE CENTS, anyone?

OHO! SIX CENTS FROM THE MAILED MAN! Do I hear SEVEN?

[ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-27-2002 01:22:18 AM
Yay! I'm winning!

[ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-27-2002 01:22:32 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about (_|_):
SIX CENTS!!!

Six cents, and half a Snickers bar!

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 01:22:52 AM
I'm sorry, sir. Half eaten confections have no monetary value. All or nothing, I'm afraid.

I have six cents going once!

[ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-27-2002 01:24:12 AM
Fine. Ten cents.

Damn.. I'm tapped out.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 01:25:16 AM
TEN CENTS! I have 10 Cents!

Going once!

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-27-2002 01:25:52 AM
I won Karnaj's soul in a poker game with Bill Bradsky fair and square - and Bradsky had it from his drunken marriage to Karnaj. I'm sure anyone that has seen the Simpson's version of "The Devil vs Daniel Webbster" can tell you I legally own Karnaj's soul!

Failling that, I bid Gydyon's tam.

DS
Perma-Newbie
posted 09-27-2002 01:26:50 AM
11! And an energy bar i found in the trunk of my car..
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-27-2002 01:26:59 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Robocop:
TEN CENTS! I have 10 Cents!

Going once!


Sorry, that's more than I'm willing to pay.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-27-2002 01:35:35 AM
20 cents!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-27-2002 01:36:13 AM
21 cents and a canadian penny!
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-27-2002 01:38:14 AM
50 cents!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-27-2002 01:53:13 AM
Okay, I'm out. I just wanted Lyinar to pay more. Hehehe. I dont even have 11 cents!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-27-2002 01:59:31 AM
A gallon of orange juice!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2002 02:03:12 AM
ONE DOLLAR!

I've been trying to get this thing back ever since Bradsky ripped it out of my chest cavity, thinking it was an alien facehugger.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-27-2002 02:06:06 AM
TWO DOLLARS


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

nem-x
posted 09-27-2002 02:07:30 AM
One milllllllllllion dollars.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 02:10:21 AM
ONE MILLION DOLLARS GOING ONCE!
Korvus
Pancake
posted 09-27-2002 02:23:59 AM
One HUNDRED BILLION Dollars! Muaha! MUAHA! MUAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-27-2002 02:30:27 AM
TWO gallons of orange juice.
Razor
posted 09-27-2002 02:38:47 AM
1 turkish equilivent cent.


the exchange on it is 1us to about 1mil turkish "dollars"

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-27-2002 03:16:40 AM
A bag of cany corn!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2002 03:30:34 AM
Fine. Bajah, I've hired a Star Destroyer to do my will. It's in orbit, directly above us, as we speak. Unless you want a multi-teraton barrage reducing all of us to slag, I suggest you hand over my soul.

See, I need to give it to the Devil. He's been keeping my grades up and lately has been looking for payment.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-27-2002 03:40:57 AM
bids one winnie the pooh bank half full of pennies
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-27-2002 08:46:36 AM
eleventy billion!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 09:16:33 AM
Let's see - 100 Billion, 2 Gallons of Orange Juice, Eleventy Billion, or threat of Star Destroyer.

However, what Karnaj doesn't know is that I have better diplomacy skills and the Star Destroyer crew is on an extended break, enjoying some dark elven booty.

So I've chosen to accept the other 3 bids and put you all on a timeshare!

Going once!

Going twice!

SOLD!

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-27-2002 10:00:02 AM
I now hire Gydyon to prosecute all of the winners for possession of stolen property and a charge of being a Douchebag on the first degree!
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-27-2002 11:26:52 AM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I now hire Gydyon to prosecute all of the winners for possession of stolen property and a charge of being a Douchebag on the first degree!

I refuse to accept you as a client. Instead, I am suing YOU for attempting to steal my tam and use it as a bid!

However, I am fair, and I will settle out of court for a bucket of spicy Buffalo wings. I'm feeling a mite peckish.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-27-2002 11:31:43 AM
I bid 1 trillion cookies! ^.^

...What? I got em to spare ;P

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-27-2002 01:39:57 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I refuse to accept you as a client. Instead, I am suing YOU for attempting to steal my tam and use it as a bid!

However, I am fair, and I will settle out of court for a bucket of spicy Buffalo wings. I'm feeling a mite peckish.


Let's sue him for even MORE Buffalo wings!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2002 01:52:43 PM
Please see the security booth after the auction to pick up your purchases, friends.

Our next item up for bid is something I expect to sell for quite a hefty price! This is something long lost and thought never to return! Not for the faint of heart, my friends!

I give to you:

Lot 365: DELIDGAMOND'S TALENT

That's right, ladied and gents. This is what originally caused the kissing pic. This is the talent that Delid once possessed that enabled him to gross out anyone. We have finally found it!

We will start the bidding at $1.15 USD!

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-27-2002 02:05:44 PM
I offer one night alone with Suchii!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mightion Defensor
posted 09-27-2002 02:07:38 PM
On a side note, living in Buffalo, I can call a phone number and have fresh, hot, spicy, yummy Buffalo chicken wings delivered to my house.

Around the corner from where I used to work is the Anchor Bar, birth place of chicken wings.

We now return you to your irregularly-scheduled auction.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-27-2002 03:56:33 PM
quote:
How.... Mightion Defensor.... uughhhhhh:
On a side note, living in Buffalo, I can call a phone number and have fresh, hot, spicy, yummy Buffalo chicken wings delivered to my house.

Around the corner from where I used to work is the Anchor Bar, birth place of chicken wings.

We now return you to your irregularly-scheduled auction.


STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

*sticks his fingers in his ears while chanting "I can't hear you...."*

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

All times are US/Eastern
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