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Topic: Another meaningless hypothetical situation
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-22-2002 11:12:06 AM
by the time you notice something jumping out, your junk is something elses meal.


and how does one go kung fu on something when one's junk is locked in something elses jaws?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Maradon!
posted 08-22-2002 12:17:59 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde was naked while typing this:
and how does one go kung fu on something when one's junk is locked in something elses jaws?

How, indeed, does one go kung fu on a urinal?

Suddar
posted 08-22-2002 12:37:18 PM
really, really carefully.
Maradon!
posted 08-22-2002 12:40:14 PM
I will now chop this urinal into two half-urinals!

dragon stance...

Suddar
posted 08-22-2002 12:46:49 PM
and to up the ante, i will do so while it crushes my dick in its cold porcelian grip.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-22-2002 01:01:27 PM
And for future entertainment I will tape this dramatic failure, and bring it out during every important event in your life!
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-22-2002 02:07:59 PM
I'd probably just piss in the moving one from as far away as possible.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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