You have to pee. Bad. You enter an empty, albeit filthy, poorly lit bathroom with four urinals.
One has a burning cigarette in it with an upper lip attached.
One vibrates periodically and is beginning to twist away from the wall.
One has water constantly flowing, but the porcaline in the back is shaped like a protruding human face.
One looks perfectly normal, except it has "Penis Biter" written in blood above it.
Which do you pee in?
Or, just outside if nobody is around and I can get away with it.
(doesnt matter taht i laughed like hell when i read this post)
That's going to haunt me. They all scare me.
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Id got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I sudenly dont have to pee anymore.
Shut up and go finish Doom 3. 
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Ferret stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
The wall opposite the urinals.
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Ferret was listening to Cher while typing:
The wall opposite the urinals.
Bastard...you took what I was going to say
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
You guys get it easy. You can do target shooting 
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We were all impressed when SuchiiMarine! wrote:
You think that is bad? Try going to the bathroom after finding a bloody floating tamponYou guys get it easy. You can do target shooting
Why do you think women go to the bathroom in pairs?
"Allright. I'm in position over the toilet. Spot me!"
And aim for the cigarette.
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How.... Densetsu.... uughhhhhh:
I'd stand back, hope for a Forked Stream of DOOM! and see how many I could hit at once.
Ahhh man... I hate it when that happens, and you either end up pissing on the seat or the floor or yourself =/
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How.... Gomateux.... uughhhhhh:
Ahhh man... I hate it when that happens, and you either end up pissing on the seat or the floor or yourself =/
Tell me about it...ugh
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Maradön² had this to say about Robocop:
and a a whole jar of cue tips.
They play pool in seedy bathrooms?
Nice try, but I see TWO As!
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Maradön² was listening to Cher while typing:
I was going for distance in my own bathroom. And yes I I do play pool in my bathroom.
Dare I say...pocket pool!?
I I see you.
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Tegadil's account was hax0red to write:
Dare I say...pocket pool!?
No, I do that upstairs where I have access to my porn.
So nyah
While pissing I would shout, "IN YOUR EYE, BITCH!"
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
And then I decide to go to another potty.
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Sutiiben Hantu had this to say about Tron:
How about I put one hand on the first urinal, then pee into the sink, and thus I have been touching the urinal the entire time?
I avoid touching urinals as a general course of action.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Why? Well for one, it won't be lit for long.
and second, when you see the bathroom in the warehouse I work in...
imagine if you will, a stopped up bowl, overflowing with greenish, diarhea-ic filth spilling down onto the floor. Swarms of flies and piles of yellow stained tissue paper building in the corners of the stalls.
I exaggerate not.
if something actually jumped out at me, i'd have to go kung-fu killer mode.
