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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2002 09:46:26 PM
Though, nobody really noticed Satan had spawned in the middle of the freeway during rush-hour traffic, and as a result Satan was quickly run down by a large vehicle.
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-21-2002 09:46:57 PM
And Some kids stepped on satan as they were jay walking thus causing...

[ 08-21-2002: Message edited by: Guy with Shotgun ]

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-21-2002 09:48:09 PM
(Bastards =P)

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-21-2002 10:05:27 PM
to fly out of satans
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2002 10:08:47 PM
nipples, and when bastards flew out of Satans nipples you knew it was gonna be a bad day, especially little bobby, he saw this happen and just got that sinking feeling in his stomach...
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-21-2002 10:14:37 PM
you that feeling like when Parcelan begins gettin very righteous...
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Archon
Pancake
posted 08-21-2002 10:15:28 PM
And was promptly banned from life. Unfortunatly this made a horrible mess on the carpets, and when his mom saw this...
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2002 10:41:46 PM
She pointed at the mess, squeeled and then screeched out "Oh my! It looks just like Drew Carey!" she then ran out of the room waving her arms and...
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Archon
Pancake
posted 08-21-2002 10:44:46 PM
...was promptly banned from life. Fortunatly, satan had overused his banning privilages so...

[ 08-21-2002: Message edited by: Archon ]

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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 10:57:03 PM
Drysart said, "No sex for a week", to which Satan replied,
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2002 10:57:57 PM
Damn.
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-21-2002 11:30:21 PM
Drysart then remarked: "Holy shit! A multipage thread started by Delphi that hasnt had a single flame in it! THE WORLD IS IMPLODING!!" as he ran around screaming.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2002 11:44:43 PM
I flame..

Better now?

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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-22-2002 12:27:41 AM
Said Satan as he chucked a meteor at Delphi.
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Id
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 12:34:56 AM
at this point a giant mech steped out of the sky.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-22-2002 12:36:44 AM
And said, "i am 1337 h4x0rz n00bs lololol" and began rampaging through the streets, when suddenly,

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