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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-21-2002 03:50:17 AM
Whee! The things you come up with at quarter to four in the morning.

Anyway, here's the rules. You post a sentance of the story. Yeah, thats pretty much it!
One small thing. Uncheck "Show Signature" so people can read it faster.

I'll start.

Once upon a time, there was this girl.

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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 08-21-2002 03:53:07 AM
Now this girl was special; she had an incredible body.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-21-2002 03:56:39 AM
Long legs, rather buxom and an ass so tight, you could play canastas on it.

I R CRAZY!

[ 08-21-2002: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 08-21-2002 03:57:56 AM
She however, has 2 heads.
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Steven Steve
posted 08-21-2002 04:00:25 AM
These heads are pointing in her direction. Ned said,
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-21-2002 04:02:35 AM
"It looks like you've got some trouble there." To which she replied,
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 08-21-2002 04:03:17 AM
"Fuck off" and "What are you doing tonight".
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Steven Steve
posted 08-21-2002 04:03:46 AM
And then

[ 08-21-2002: Message edited by: Sutiiben Hantu ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 08-21-2002 04:10:06 AM
giant radioactive monkeys fell from the sky!
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Steven Steve
posted 08-21-2002 04:11:33 AM
Ned caught one in his arms, and said
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 04:14:06 AM
"It looks like fruitcake weather".
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-21-2002 04:21:26 AM
"And with Giant Monkeys, now isnt that better"
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 08-21-2002 04:24:33 AM
So the girl said back "Well, my name's Sheila, want to go get an ice cream?".
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 04:24:33 AM
So Sheila and Ned went to go get ice cream with their newfound friend, the radioactive monkey, which they later named Kilunijimari.

[ 08-21-2002: Message edited by: Commie Nwist ]

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Steven Steve
posted 08-21-2002 04:25:13 AM
And the other guy standing there said, "But what about me?"
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 04:26:46 AM
One of Sheila's heads bit the anonymous man's head off, and they left for ice cream.
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Steven Steve
posted 08-21-2002 04:40:22 AM
But Nwist had it all wrong, because the two heads belonged to the two men that were staring at her.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 05:03:09 AM
The ice cream was good, but when the monkey ate it, he became a Supar Monkey.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-21-2002 05:05:34 AM
Who could fly and shoot pie
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2002 05:39:45 AM
Suddenly, out of what seemed like nowhere, but was actually just walking casually around the corner as it was want to do from time to time; the giant radioactive spork of doom and light appeared, it stopped for a moment, tossed back his spork like head (if sporks even have a head that is), and let out a hearty laugh.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 06:25:53 AM
The spork went to snatch the monkey
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-21-2002 07:09:22 AM
Who got stabbed somewhere naugty and screamed "Oh Stunky!"
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 07:15:38 AM
Stunky was, of course, the sporks best midget-knife-wielding-friend,and the spork itself was into bondage.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-21-2002 01:09:08 PM
Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine...
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-21-2002 01:10:29 PM
Stunky's ex-wife was plotting to kill him.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2002 01:47:48 PM
She had it all laid out, when Stunky returned home, she'd pull out the butter knife and...
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Maradon!
posted 08-21-2002 01:54:10 PM
...butter things
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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-21-2002 02:13:44 PM
Distracted, everyone's attention turns to the television screen, which just hangs from the wall...
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2002 04:12:24 PM
...like a fragile spider web, until the radioactive spoork of doom and light got pissed off that nobody was paying attention to it and ripped the television off the wall and tossed it a passing.....
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-21-2002 04:18:19 PM
THE END! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


just kidding, it's not the end.... or IS IT
?

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Moffles
Pancake
posted 08-21-2002 04:20:58 PM
(as I ignore Kermitov's post...)

...Pavarotti stunt double.

[ 08-21-2002: Message edited by: Moffles ]

"Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit!"
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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 08-21-2002 06:15:40 PM
Apparently, nothing happened.
*lurk*
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-21-2002 06:49:22 PM
... for five minutes, anyway. before the explosion.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 07:06:11 PM
The explosion was caused by none other than (dun dun duuun) the GIANT RADIOACTIVE SPORK OF DOOM AND LIGHT.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-21-2002 07:09:19 PM
Which was than nerfed.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Archon
Pancake
posted 08-21-2002 07:19:03 PM
Now the spork was no match for the super monkey's flying flaming feces!
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 07:29:08 PM
They realized that they messed up nerfing the spork so much, they decided a quick fix would be to nerf the monkey.
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Archon
Pancake
posted 08-21-2002 07:38:54 PM
Monkeys across the world start to wail. This causes massive vibrations resulting in: earthquakes, tidal waves, huricanes, volcano eruptions, and other assorted natural disasters in four different fruity flavors!
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-21-2002 09:42:26 PM
This summon forth Satan and...
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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-21-2002 09:44:14 PM
....due to sloppy summoning, spawned Satan in the middle of the busy freeway.

gotta love Sluggy.

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