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Topic: Star Wars and Cars...
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-14-2002 09:04:38 AM
I'd buy/make that car, but I wouldn't drive around in it. Pop it into storage then sell it for stupidly-immense amounts of money to a Star Wars nut, in about.. oh.. twenty years.

[EDIT: Oh spelling, why hast thou forsaken me..]

[ 08-14-2002: Message edited by: Mortious ]

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-14-2002 11:51:19 AM
I got off on a tangent and stopped applying my little Star Wars knowledge.

However, if you wanted to make it look like it had a space-ship hull on it, weld actual metal slugs instead of putting some black line-and-circle decals. Stay with a central theme - try to make it look as much like a TIE fighter or X wing or whatever instead of a hodge-podge of different decals and colours.

If you're gonna do something like that - make it look cool, not like something a child would do to make it look "Star Wars"

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-14-2002 12:39:28 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael obviously shouldn't have said:
I'd rather see something restored, not so boastful in its decoration, and be quietly badass than see something like that which screams "Loser fanboy" at the top of its lungs.

Good idea, in other words, but bad implementation.


So, what? You're saying that they should turn a Ford Pinto into a TIE-fighter?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-14-2002 12:41:31 PM
quote:
Vorbis of Pie had this to say about Knight Rider:
Stay with a central theme - try to make it look as much like a TIE fighter or X wing or whatever instead of a hodge-podge of different decals and colours.

Actually, I think they were going for an A-wing. As I recall (but I may be wrong), that's about where the colors and markings (and guns) were on one of those.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-14-2002 01:35:29 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Pirotess:
Wow, I would never ever want that car, as I would never get a date again.

Again? wut?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-14-2002 01:41:07 PM
I think they were going for a Jedi Starfighter theme, which is very similar to an A-Wing.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-14-2002 02:47:53 PM
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-14-2002 10:05:56 PM
The guns on the sides scream "A-Wing" to me (I have a toy a-wing in storage with all my old Star Wars toys, and it was by far the coolest fighter toy I had), as does the red and gray coloration.

And I wouldn't say a pinto. I wouldn't sacrifice an old mustang or 'vette muscle car to my Star Wars fetish (which this guy clearly has), but an older moderate car would be cool.

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-14-2002 10:19:34 PM
Errr, I was joking about how Pintos tended to BLOW UP when hit from behind.

Kinda like how TIE fighters tended to blow up all the time. (Honestly, those things had next to no shields.)

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2002 10:25:16 PM
Hey, can I be a piece of shit, too, and insult someone I don't even know because they had the time, the patience, and the funding to do something they obviously had fun doing?

Seriously, just because it doesn't suit your tastes doesn't mean you get to sit there and criticize someone elses hard work. I'm sure each and every one of you have something you enjoy or do that, if you showed it off, you'd probably get treated just like I've been reading in this thread. "omg what a dork" and shit like that. Goddamn. This world is such a shithole because people just immediately jump to conclusions like that.

Take a step back and be fucking objective. The body style of the miata is well suited for an A-Wing replication. The decals match up with an A-Wing quite well. The interior is kick ass on it's own. Instead of saying "I would do this instead of that," how about getting out there and doing it then? Too much sitting on your ass criticizing someone else who got OFF their ass.

I think the car looks great and is an excellent display of someone's love and dedication to their HOBBY. I don't even know about the person who did it, nor will I sit here and judge them.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-14-2002 10:32:31 PM
quote:
Mortious wrote this stupid crap:
I'd buy/make that car, but I wouldn't drive around in it. Pop it into storage then sell it for stupidly-immense amounts of money to a Star Wars nut, in about.. oh.. twenty years.

[EDIT: Oh spelling, why hast thou forsaken me..]


I would SO drive it!

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-14-2002 10:38:52 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Errr, I was joking about how Pintos tended to BLOW UP when hit from behind.

Kinda like how TIE fighters tended to blow up all the time. (Honestly, those things had next to no shields.)


no shields at all to be precise. Sacrificed shields for speed and mobility.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-14-2002 11:07:28 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Sacrificed shields for speed and mobility.

Which they had none of anyways.

TIE Fighter = A flying tomb.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-15-2002 03:32:25 AM
Tie fighters sacrificed it more for speed, maneuverability, and the ability to be mass-produced. They had zippo shielding. Was pretty much you, your engines, those big ugly fins, and a pair of guns. They didn't even have in-cockpit atmosphere (hence the fact you had to wear a breathing array inside).

And Bajah, relax man. Some folks, yes, were saying it was ass on wheels. Some folks thought it was great.

By the "instead of this, do this" comment you made, I assume you were directing a shot my way. If anything, my comment pointed how how much nerdier I am than how horrible I thought the idea was. I thought it was a great idea. I just thought the choice of car could've been cooler.

But use what you have, I suppose.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-15-2002 03:47:21 AM
ummm, it's not a miata, it's a civic del-sol.

(highly modified) but not a miata...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-15-2002 05:31:35 AM
quote:
Lenlalron enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Wow, I would never ever want that car, as I would never get a date again.

One of the hottest girls I ever knew was the single biggest Star Wars freak I've ever known.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-15-2002 05:51:53 AM
quote:
Lady Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
One of the hottest girls I ever knew was the single biggest Star Wars freak I've ever known.

Where is Isis these days anyway?

*runs*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-15-2002 06:01:33 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
Where is Isis these days anyway?

*runs*


She hates Star Wars.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-15-2002 06:04:39 AM
Those big, ugly fins are solar panels. TIE fighters are solar powered. And TIE fighters are actually extremely fast and maneuverable, it's just that TIE pilots are every bit as good as Stormtroopers.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-15-2002 08:41:30 AM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about pies:
Those big, ugly fins are solar panels. TIE fighters are solar powered. And TIE fighters are actually extremely fast and maneuverable, it's just that TIE pilots are every bit as good as Stormtroopers.

"Did you hear something?"
"No."
"But I thought I hear-"
"No you didn't."
*footsteps*
"THERE IT WAS AGAIN!"
"Shut up."

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-15-2002 09:10:54 AM
Scary thing is that the stormtroopers are the "elite" branch of the Imperial military. There are buttmunch grunts too. Basically I figure the formula is:

Jawas < peacekeeping officers < Vaporator Farmers < Imperial "grunts" < Rebel soldiers < Stormtroopers < other 90% of the galaxy

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-15-2002 09:16:04 AM
See? No one expects Jawas to fly out of the cupboard and rip your throat out.

It's always a complete surprise. No one ever listens to me.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-15-2002 09:29:06 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on D©!
See? No one expects Jawas to fly out of the cupboard and rip your throat out.

It's always a complete surprise. No one ever listens to me.


Ah, now we know what really happened to Owen and Beru in a ANH.

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