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Zaile Ronso stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
(OOC)
As long as we're saying who's who...This is Palador's alt account. Unless it has an (OOC) in the post, all posts under this account Are In Character.
Yes, it's a Vah Shir. Yes, he's a BeastLord. Yes, he's a bit of a violent slob. Yes, he knows that most people consider him a character in a video game, but for him it's real. Yes, he blows all his money on warder food, catnip, and pizza.
If Zaile ever, in any way, offends you, don't be suprised. That's kinda the idea, don't take it personally.
Should have been a necro with a skeleton pet. It's like in the comic. Feed 'em a slice of bread, it comes out intact. Repeat until he's full. [ 07-17-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]
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Khyron had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Should have been a necro with a skeleton pet. It's like in the comic. Feed 'em a slice of bread, it comes out intact. Repeat until he's full.
Yah, but I wanted a different running joke for Zaile.
Zaile sees cute (wood elf/dark elf/half elf/human/barbarian) girl.
Zaile hits on said girl.
Said girl spots Zaile's warder (Japolo).
Said girl goes gaga over Japolo.
Japolo gets all the attention and ear scratches, Zaile gets ignored. Again.
Can't do that joke with a necro pet. (Unless the gal's creepy beyond all reason.)
quote:You know, Reiana hit on Zaile, and he ignored her.
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Yah, but I wanted a different running joke for Zaile.Zaile sees cute (wood elf/dark elf/half elf/human/barbarian) girl.
Zaile hits on said girl.
Said girl spots Zaile's warder (Japolo).
Said girl goes gaga over Japolo.
Japolo gets all the attention and ear scratches, Zaile gets ignored. Again.Can't do that joke with a necro pet. (Unless the gal's creepy beyond all reason.)
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Ford Prefect thought about the meaning of life:
[QBYou know, Reiana hit on Zaile, and he ignored her.[/QB]
Someone named Reiana? Where? All I could find was this:
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There was much rejoicing when Aanicat said this:
I "heart" beastloards=P
I thought that was a pass at first, but then I saw her picture. That is NOT the picture of someone into earscratches.
I think that, in that case, her saying 'I "heart" beastlords" is like me saying 'I "gut" fish'. As in, that's the part you rip out.
She scares me. It's the eyes.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
Unfortunately, after you ignored her reply, and Cassandra stopped coming around, her interest in Evercrest waned. She moved on, leaving me with an inactivealtaccount. Said account has recently been reassigned, leaving you with very poor timing.
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Ford Prefect had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It was a while ago. You asked her if she was hunting rockhoppers in Hollowshade. She said that if you were a rockhopper, then she was.
Ah yes, that. I remember that now....
That was an attempt to hit on me? Wow, I didn't know that.
For me, talking about hunting rockhoppers isn't date talk, it's about shoving large metal claws through screaming creatures as they try to claw and rip your guts out. Blood flying, flesh ripping, pain dealing work. Not something that makes me think of dating. Although I've heard rumors about those Dark Elves...
I'm sorry that I didn't realize that the conversation was about cuddles. I thought it was about trying to apply silk gauze tight enough to hold your innards in enough to cast a healing spell on yourself.
Oh well.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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From the book of Piper, chapter 3, verse 16:
Unless she is going through exceptional efforts to fool the administration of EC, I can safely concur with this statement.
Well, I don't like to brag, but... 
I joke! I kid!
Where's Jared? He should be supporting me.
And I'm not hacking. I'm just... spoofing!
Seriously, though, if I made a female alt I would name her 'Miriya' not 'Terena'.
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Maradön² spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I know, but it's the same voice actor and I just felt like advertising the fact that Tiny Toons was just a medium for teaching kids that eating meat was evil.I was so angered when I discovered!
You don't have to listen.
