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Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 07-16-2002 10:37:31 PM
What?
The Camel Spider
I will EAT YOUR FACE! And then, I will EAT YOUR SOUL!
posted 07-16-2002 10:38:49 PM
Who?
It's called a camel spider because it lives in the Middle East and feeds on large animals such as camels, dogs and humans. It approaches when the "prey" is asleep/resting and macerates any exposed flesh (it's mouth opens into four digging/rasping "fangs" and like a spider it covers it's prospestive meal with digestive juices to make it easier to ingest - the camel spider's "saliva" also contains a powerful anaesthetic which allows it to feed on living prey). A fully-grown camel spider can grow up to 7-8 inches in body length. They're very aggressive and always hungry. They can and do hiss, while the bigger ones squeal, and can move at ~30mph. Also, its jaws are, relatively speaking, the strongest of any animal on the planet.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-16-2002 10:40:43 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesco Banana Fana Bobesca The Third?

I find it both disturbing and amusing that you memorized that entire name.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Maradon!
posted 07-16-2002 10:48:10 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I find it both disturbing and amusing that you memorized that entire name.

I almost enjoyed Tiny Toons until I learned it was just a medium for teaching kids that eating meat was evil.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-16-2002 10:49:47 PM
THE REAL POINT

Who exactly is Terena Azal? He/She just showed up one day and assimilated his/herself into the community!

Smells fishy to me.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-16-2002 10:50:30 PM
He/She has all the right moves, and says the right things. Too right. Yeah. Yeah.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-16-2002 10:51:49 PM
quote:
Maradön² thought about the meaning of life:
I almost enjoyed Tiny Toons until I learned it was just a medium for teaching kids that eating meat was evil.

It's from Animaniacs.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-16-2002 10:53:09 PM
quote:
From the book of King Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
THE REAL POINT

Who exactly is Terena Azal? He/She just showed up one day and assimilated his/herself into the community!

Smells fishy to me.


Maybe the entity known as Terena Azal just lurked for a while till it knew how to blend in with the natives. Kinda like I did.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Maradon!
posted 07-16-2002 10:55:37 PM
quote:
Verily, Palador ChibiDragon doth proclaim:
It's from Animaniacs.

I know, but it's the same voice actor and I just felt like advertising the fact that Tiny Toons was just a medium for teaching kids that eating meat was evil.

I was so angered when I discovered!

Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 07-16-2002 11:24:40 PM
quote:
Terena Azal had this to say about pies:
I am not Khyron's alternate account.


Unless she is going through exceptional efforts to fool the administration of EC, I can safely concur with this statement.


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-16-2002 11:26:59 PM
It's Kekvit!
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 07-16-2002 11:56:06 PM
I've always been horrible at remembering who is who's alternates. Short of Jania and Kikake *shudder*, there's not an alternate out there that I can remember for more than a few weeks at a time.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Zebsis Morbidfist
Pancake
posted 07-17-2002 12:09:48 AM
I love you, Chalesm.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-17-2002 12:14:07 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
THE REAL POINT

Who exactly is Terena Azal? He/She just showed up one day and assimilated his/herself into the community!

Smells fishy to me.



In't know, but she's affiliated with Cetona, WHO ALSO APPEARED (I can't spell :-() OUT OF NOWHERE AND ASSIMILATED HIS/HERSELF INTO THE COMMUNITY.

I call conspiracy.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-17-2002 12:17:05 AM
Okay I will formally clarify once and for all which accounts are mine. I am:

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'Bael
Ah'Kiam
Rick Dar

I am NOT (as someone asked elsewhere) the who who is rick in all lower case letters.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-17-2002 12:23:30 AM
Lyinar
Jania
Lynora Dar

And yes, the "Really?" was in response to Len's alt account comment.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 07-17-2002 12:27:55 AM
quote:
So quoth Zebsis Morbidfist:
I love you, Chalesm.

Hah, lucky for me the creation of that account is still in your "recent posts" of your profile. Otherwise, I would be one very confused person right about now.

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-17-2002 12:32:20 AM
For the record, I'd also like to point out, just on general principle, that I don't think anyone around here who's concealed identity behind a false gender has ever been received terribly well when the truth is revealed.

That's why people like Faelynn/Faeth, Falaanla, Rhiannah, etc are very careful not to lead people on about their real genders. So if Terena had been Khyron, I'd like to think Khy would have been polite enough to not screw with peoples' minds.

There has to be a degree of honesty in the social contract on the boards.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-17-2002 12:33:29 AM
Everyone with a second account line up at the yellow line to recieve your mandatory punch to the face.


Does that violate the social contract?

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-17-2002 12:37:56 AM
Dunno. But if you try to punch me in the face I'm going to turn you into a newt.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-17-2002 12:38:42 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Dunno. But if you try to punch me in the face I'm going to turn you into a newt.

I'll make a will save against that!


Wait...my will save is +0.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 07-17-2002 03:17:57 AM
I have a few alt accounts as well...


YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
YummyMorsel
Yumm... Er, hold on a second, I just remebered, I DON'T HAVE AN ALT ACCOUNT!

[UBB doesn't like me]

[ 07-17-2002: Message edited by: Yummy™ ]

Moo.
Schalaa Zeal
Stand Tall
and Shake your (_|_)!!
posted 07-17-2002 03:28:56 AM
Hello, Kegwen.

You have not spelled the name "Schala" correctly ONCE in this entire thread. I only added an extra A at the end. Boohoo.

Those that remember when I came to this board would know how much of a Chrono Trigger freak that I am.

If you wanted to REALLY try and call me on my spelling of this name, you would have told me to use the japanese name, Sara. I happen to prefer the translated name. It sounds more exotic and royal, to fit a princess of an exotic magical kingdom. And without the extra A on the end, it just didn't seem long enough.

You are too pathetic to even be called a fanboi.

Thank you, have a nice day.

Oh shi...
what
posted 07-17-2002 03:30:33 AM
pwnd by a lurker. First Snoota, then Kegwen
Maradon!
posted 07-17-2002 03:33:31 AM
Yes I figured she wasn't Khyron's alt account. My first clue was that she said "I am not Khyron's alt account."

The rub comes when I say "I thought you said you were." and everyone tries to say she didn't.

But she did.

So I proved that she did.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-17-2002 03:40:00 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I am NOT (as someone asked elsewhere) the rick in all lower case letters.

Right. Because he is very Australian, and you are... uh... very not?

Talonus
Loner
posted 07-17-2002 08:11:48 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about pies:
THE REAL POINT

Who exactly is Terena Azal? He/She just showed up one day and assimilated his/herself into the community!

Smells fishy to me.


Isn't that what all the smart newbies do to avoid getting their head dunked in acid? I know its what I did.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2002 08:16:59 AM
Mortious dunks Terena Azal's face into a bucket of sulphuric acid.
Talonus
Loner
posted 07-17-2002 08:20:52 AM
Ok, so not everyone gets away with avoiding the acid dunk. Palador and I did though!
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-17-2002 09:40:20 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Captain Planet:
I find it both disturbing and amusing that you memorized that entire name.
Sorry to disappoint, but I didn't memorize it. I knew about half, which was enough to find it in a search engine.

And from now on, we have to call him DOT.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 07-17-2002 09:52:54 AM
quote:
From the book of King Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
THE REAL POINT
Who exactly is Terena Azal? He/She just showed up one day and assimilated his/herself into the community!

Smells fishy to me.



quote:
Palador ChibiDragon was listening to Cher while typing:
Maybe the entity known as Terena Azal just lurked for a while till it knew how to blend in with the natives. Kinda like I did.

YAES

Me too.

Delid, when you got banned, did Kikake die too?

I should make an alt account. I mean other than Guy With Shotgun

shoot

[ 07-17-2002: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Marta Risou
Pancake
posted 07-17-2002 09:53:31 AM
quote:
Lenlalron enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Everyone with a second account line up at the yellow line to recieve your mandatory punch to the face.
How flat can a red dragon get? Let's find out!
RP CHARACTER
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-17-2002 09:58:08 AM
quote:
Marta Risou thought about the meaning of life:
How flat can a red dragon get? Let's find out!

That had bettered be an invite to a limbo party, or I may have to hurt you.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-17-2002 10:30:43 AM
You might as well go ahead and pound the cursed girl, Palador. She'll do the same back, and I don't see her being friendly any time soon. Quite frankly, though, I'm surprised she didn't go after Koosh Man again.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Ezra Thalbor
Pancake
posted 07-17-2002 12:21:36 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Duck Tales:
Everyone with a second account line up at the yellow line to recieve your mandatory punch to the face.
I would like a tall glass, with a straw, and a small pink umbrella.

*stands on the yellow line*

Is this fresh squeezed punch? If it's the day-old blend, I'm going back to the tavern. And no spiking the drinks, okay? Alcohol makes me all tipsy.

RP CHARACTER
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-17-2002 01:02:10 PM
*Stands at the yellow line, a broadsword drawn.*

Bring it on.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-17-2002 01:21:07 PM
*stands on the yellow line, his dreaded ramen casserole drawn and ready for combat*

I should warn you, this stuff's deadly. Not even mold would touch it.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-17-2002 01:22:55 PM
I am Khyron's main account.
Urban Ninja
Pancake
posted 07-17-2002 01:23:31 PM
And I am Khyron's alt account. There are no more. Just us two.
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 07-17-2002 01:29:44 PM
(OOC)
As long as we're saying who's who...

This is Palador's alt account. Unless it has an (OOC) in the post, all posts under this account Are In Character.

Yes, it's a Vah Shir. Yes, he's a BeastLord. Yes, he's a bit of a violent slob. Yes, he knows that most people consider him a character in a video game, but for him it's real. Yes, he blows all his money on warder food, catnip, and pizza.

If Zaile ever, in any way, offends you, don't be suprised. That's kinda the idea, don't take it personally.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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