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Topic: Adventurer's Rules: Effective Immediately
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 07-01-2002 10:31:43 PM
quote:
Lenlalron thought about the meaning of life:
I want Giantt [brutally murdered]. Will someone [brutally murder] my archenemy Giantt for me? I will reward you with a magic torch.

Define brutally murder.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-01-2002 10:32:29 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Knight Rider:
I will reward you with a magic torch.
That's what you say to all the small little girls.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-01-2002 10:32:58 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Terena Azal said this:
Define brutally murder.

Reskilling. Or Bindcamping. Or at least kick him in the groin.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-01-2002 10:34:59 PM
Waaaaa! I lost my [Pants]!

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-01-2002 10:37:26 PM
I am looking for young, supple, [schoolgirls]. Do you know where I can find some [schoolgirls]? I have great rewards in stock for those who can help me.

Cthulhu

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 07-01-2002 10:43:59 PM
I guess I'm a furry druid.

*Freschel wanders around the woods, 'til he spots a large house being attacked by three peoples. Wonders to himself why they're not using the opened back door. Strolls towards the back door*.

*Knocks on the door*

Hi can you help a fellow spell caster who's down on his luck? I can cook, look I made this lovely tree bark and fungus casserol. Yum yumm. Also I brew up this lovely spanish moss tea. Name your price, I'll do anything for money... er oops.

[ 07-01-2002: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 07-01-2002 10:47:05 PM
quote:
Terena Azal had this to say about John Romero:
Okie, but I can't help but feel that I've forgotten something...

an_angry_husband01 spawns behind Azymyth dun Dun DUN!


Casts Impotency on an_angry_husband01 spawn, vanquishing him utterly.

Now... Onto the sex!

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 07-01-2002 11:15:42 PM
I wish my enemy, Lenlalron, who is no large threat at all, slain. Will you [kill Lenlalron for me]?

I would [reward] you nicely, just because he's annoying.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-01-2002 11:21:33 PM
quote:
Verily, Giantt^2 doth proclaim:
I wish my enemy, Lenlalron, who is no large threat at all, slain. Will you [kill Lenlalron for me]?

I would [reward] you nicely, just because he's annoying.


What reward
What of reward
reward

*sighs*

I will kill Lenlalron for me and collect a reward

Bah...

*makes a rude gesture*

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-01-2002 11:22:17 PM
You must vanquish my [enemy].

I will reward you with [great treasure].

[ 07-01-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Barrimas ]

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 07-01-2002 11:35:16 PM
Offer a quest for all my money? Sure thing, that shouldn't be hard. Let's see, *reaches into pocket* my entire earthly wealth amounts to ... two silvers and five coppers.

... Umm, a quest that someone will do for that much? Alright.


Will someone buy me a [soda]? I'll [pay].

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