Psst! Hey Mac! Wanna buy some shady, illegal wizard treasure?
quote:I am interested in helping you out of your tailoring.
We were all impressed when Terena Azal wrote:
Hail, are you [interested] in helping me with my [tailoring]?
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Bajah had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hmmm. It's probably got plenty of magic traps and all that kinda shebang. We need to throw a bard at it first.
A fighter or barbarian would be better for magic traps. They have more HP.
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Verily, Azymyth doth proclaim:
I am interested in helping you out of your tailoring.
I need a few thousand [items] from across the land. Will you help me by [collecting] them? [ 07-01-2002: Message edited by: Terena Azal ]
*checks around to see if Mightion will pop up to make a "Using your head" pun*
Alright, throw him at it again to see if it's open.
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It's a shame, too. The person who controls me gets automatic halfsies on all sandwiches I make. And I make very good sandwiches.
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King Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Okay, I'll grab his torso, you grab his legs. It's time to make like the pancakes and batter.
Wait a sec...you're too CLEVER to be a plate armor-wearing character! Imbalance! Imbalance!
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The logic train ran off the tracks when JooJooFlop said:
Sorry, Fal, but the ability to control both me and elementals has been deemed overbalancing thus I cannot come under your control.It's a shame, too. The person who controls me gets automatic halfsies on all sandwiches I make. And I make very good sandwiches.
But I need an iron golem. Ill even forfiet half of the half of the sandwich.
Deal?
I have lots of magical treasure for you to protect too.
quote:Yes, I will remove your items of clothing and let them begin collecting on the floor.
Terena Azal stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I need a few thousand [items] from across the land. Will you help me by [collecting] them?
The first thing you will need to do is travel to the nearby crypt of Taunone. Inside you will need to find and kill my deceased brother Brudrelin. He should have a key on his body.
Take this key to Ysalla and he will use it to open a vault. Inside you must locate the Agrain. It is an ancient sweater made with the threads taken from a Lorniane spider. Be wary of the traps set here by my brother. I have the plans here. Study it carefully before entering.
Bring me the Agrain for further instructions.
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King Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Okay, I'll grab his torso, you grab his legs. It's time to make like the pancakes and batter.
Crap!
*Runs! ...Slowly. Damn armour.*
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Azymyth thought about the meaning of life:Yes, I will remove your items of clothing and let them begin collecting on the floor.
Do my quest first! We'll talk later...
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Azymyth impressed everyone with:
Here's your Agrain.
I'm not quite sure what to do with this Azymyth.
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Falaanla Marr was listening to Cher while typing:
But I need an iron golem. Ill even forfiet half of the half of the sandwich.Deal?
I have lots of magical treasure for you to protect too.
Fine, but if you flant that epic pet of yours around me I am SO out of here...
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JooJooFlop wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Fine, but if you flant that epic pet of yours around me I am SO out of here...
How about I give you an epic pet of your own to control (as long as you promise not to use it on me or my uber wizard tower with 500 floors)
Very good. Take this dagger and the Agrain to Eles in the village of Aravise. Ask her to enchant the threads from the Agrain and seal them in a box for me. The dagger will be the payment. Return that box to me to receive the information for the last item that you need to retrieve.
Descend into the depths of volcano Mosolde. The place is home to a great number of monsters but the one you seek is in the deepest chamber. His name is Dorenas and he is..............YOUR FATHER!!
Retrieve the threaded needle from him making sure not to let the thread fall from the needle. If it does, you will take his place.
Bring it to me for h0t sexx0r. Hurry plzkthxla~
quote:You're just jealous of my awesome poker abilities. Yeah.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was listening to Cher while typing:
Too bad. No treasure for you. I hear Black Mage has treasure in the Lost Couch Cushions of the Ancients.He keeps winning at the weekly arcane caster poker games. We suspect he's cheating.
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A sleep deprived The Black Mage... stammered:
You're just jealous of my awesome poker abilities. Yeah.
No! You just cheat! *screams*CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER!!! That was my last damn pair of pants! [ 07-01-2002: Message edited by: Maelarr ]
quote:A nice pair of pants they are, indeed. They fit nicely.
Maelarr had this to say about John Romero:
No! You just cheat! *screams*CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER!!! That was my last damn pair of pants!
*Has sparky wander around the village shouting "Siliddar is offering a 10 second mad-grab in his treasure vault to a surly adventurer who will do a quest for him!"*
Speaking of which, your almost out of milk..and can I have a cup cake?
Cthulhu
Come into EQ and give me those scales 
I'm home now
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
*gives Almighty Cthulhu some cupcakes and milk*
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How.... Terena Azal.... uughhhhhh:
Thanks. For the final item you will need to cross the mountains of Galermor and cross the great lake Tandion. A great serpent resides within Tandion. It carries the only weapon capable of defeating the vile creature that carries the final item.Descend into the depths of volcano Mosolde. The place is home to a great number of monsters but the one you seek is in the deepest chamber. His name is Dorenas and he is..............YOUR FATHER!!
Retrieve the threaded needle from him making sure not to let the thread fall from the needle. If it does, you will take his place.
Bring it to me for h0t sexx0r. Hurry plzkthxla~
Oh well! Let's get it on!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*Door doesn't open...on the other hand it doesn't explode either*
I can harmtouch the door....
maybe.
If it doesn't resist.
an_angry_husband01 spawns behind Azymyth dun Dun DUN!
