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Topic: Bouncy!
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 06-30-2002 03:54:52 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
Lynora's not related to me. Just my friend.

And this is her daughter, Atalanta.


Ahh ok.. Wew..
still. She scares me. Can I eat her for dinner?

*looks at Lyinar's Pine tree*

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-30-2002 03:55:10 PM
Nuh-uh, I don't wanna be anywhere near her when she exceeds Ludicrous Speed and explodes in some gigantic, bloody, furry maelstrom.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 03:56:14 PM
*holds Lana protectively*

Absolutely NOT!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 03:56:59 PM
*sets Lana on her shoulders*

[ 06-30-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 03:58:10 PM
*zooms up behind Magnet Man*

*whispers "Boo"*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 06-30-2002 03:58:13 PM
but, but, but... She looks so tastey..
And with all that energy she has to be full of Carbohydrates.
I will share...
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 03:59:18 PM
*Lana's face crumples up, and she starts to cry, loudly*

<Lana> Waaaaaaaaah! Idon'wan'beate!Idon'wan'beate!

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-30-2002 03:59:29 PM
*screams like a little girl and turns to face Lynora*

Don't do that!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 03:59:49 PM
*hugs Lana close again*

It's all right, dear. He isn't going to eat you. We'll eat him first.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:00:51 PM
*grins cheesily*

I scaaaaaaared youuuuuuuuu

*ears prick up, and her eyes narrow*

Someone'shurtingmybabygirlandthey'regonnapay!

*zooms off to Lyinar*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 06-30-2002 04:01:10 PM
(OOC) well it was fun to play around but I have to get going to TaeKwonDo. I teach class tonight and Have to get there early.

Have fun..
*gives hugs to the Piney fresh druid and her little friend*

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-30-2002 04:01:46 PM
I doubt she would taste very good, Azizza. The meat on anything that hyperactive would be all tough and gamey.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:01:50 PM
*Lana looks up at Lyinar "Pomise?"*

What dear?

Tha' we can ate 'm I'm hungry.

[edit] Bah! Forgot the Lyinar tag.

[ 06-30-2002: Message edited by: Lynora Dar ]

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Rick Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:03:57 PM
*KRAKABOOOOOM*

Blue and gold crackling electrical whirling form zips through and plucks Lana from Lyinar's grasp...and skids to a halt nearby, a windswept but otherwise not-unusual-looking human caucasian male with bright green eyes, wearing a blue outfit and black leather jacket, and thick boots

Grins at Lana
Hellllloooooooooo Baaaaaaaaaa-by!

Avatar of Speed and Lightning
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If you can't get there in time, yer not running fast enough.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-30-2002 04:04:57 PM
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:07:07 PM
*Lana squeals happily*

<Lana> Daddy!

*zooms up*

Rick!

*bounces around Rick*

*bouncybouncybouncybouncybouncy*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 04:09:50 PM
*Colin peers out shyly from between Lyinar's legs*

<Colin> Mommy?

Yes dear?

<Colin> Di' they all haf too much sugar, li' when I did and I couldin sit still and you said I haf ants in my pants?

They're always likes this, dear. Strange family.

<Colin> Oh.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-30-2002 04:10:05 PM
Wrong damned account

[ 06-30-2002: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-30-2002 04:10:45 PM
quote:
Rick Dar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:

not-unusual-looking human caucasian male

... is it wrong that I read that as "not-unusual-looking human crustacean male"?

Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:10:57 PM
*Lana bounces around in Daddy's arms, clapping her hands in delight, cause it's her Daddy and she loves her Daddy cause he's fast and strong and he likes to play with her*
The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Rick Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:12:03 PM
Rick bounces around with the the lil kittygirl and Lynora
Avatar of Speed and Lightning
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If you can't get there in time, yer not running fast enough.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 04:13:00 PM
[edit]Okay that time it was me. Sheesh.

[ 06-30-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:14:00 PM
Youshoudltrysomeofthiscandy,Rick,it'sreallygood!

*holds out the candy in between bounces*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Rick Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:19:15 PM
Sniffs the candy...opens his mouth and shovels a few of the lozenges in...bzzt..crackle...swallows. Blue and yellow lightning crackles across the surface of his skin, from eye to eye, fzzzzzzzzzt stands in one spot, features blurring as he vibrates in place

thissszzzzzz zzzssstuffff issszzzz goooooood.....

Avatar of Speed and Lightning
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If you can't get there in time, yer not running fast enough.
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:31:23 PM
See?Itoldyaitwasreallygood!
The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:32:08 PM
*Lana giggles, blurring along with Daddy*
The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-30-2002 04:35:09 PM
They named the kid after the Summon in Golden Sun?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 04:38:12 PM
(Atalanta is a person from Greek history, foo)


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-30-2002 04:39:10 PM
Golden Sun was damn cool.
Rick Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 04:39:46 PM
AtalantawastheneameofawomanGreekrunnerwhowasuncatchablebyallmenandsheonlygotcaughtwhenamanfinallyusedagoldenappletodistractherfromtherace, stupidbaldmonkeyman!
Avatar of Speed and Lightning
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If you can't get there in time, yer not running fast enough.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-30-2002 04:40:04 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael attempted to be funny by writing:
(Atalanta is a person from Greek history, foo)

Interesting.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 04:41:52 PM
Rick pretty much covered it.

Atalanta said she would marry when a man could beat her in a race. But none could beat her, and they were all put to death after they lost.

Hippomenes wanted her for his wife, so he accepted the challenge. He threw down three golden apples throughout the race, which distracted Atlanta as she went to pick them up. Distracted her enough that she lost, and she married Hippomenes.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-30-2002 04:44:18 PM
Yeah, GS was great and I can't wait till Lost Ages comes out.

But I was a little upset they portrayed Atalanta as some sort of huntress. She wasn't. She was a runner.

I do approve her being a wind goddess, though.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Taylen
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 05:07:38 PM
*An elven ranger in green tinted chain with plants growing over it peeks out from the woods*
What is all this commotion about?
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 06-30-2002 05:09:08 PM
*still has her fingers in her ears*

Lalalalala, I'm not listening! Lalalalala, I'm not listening!


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Mightion Defensor
posted 06-30-2002 05:15:50 PM
Bloody hell, reading all that gave me a headache.

* peers at Colin

Walking and talking already? You elf/dragon/whatever types mature quickly.

* kneels down to her level

I hope you liked your mobile, for the short time you seemed to need it.

Rick Dar
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 05:15:56 PM
Rick blurs..and a blue and gold bolt of lightning seems to flicker to the side. When he stops blurring he's holding a makeup kit and scissors...

MAKEOVER TIME!

Rick tosses Lynora the makeup...he himself tosses Lana into the air, flashes out, blurring around Jania, then zips back, catches Lana effortlessly, and tosses the steaming scissors off into the bushes...

Jania now has a Brittney Spears-style babydoll pigtails haircut!

Avatar of Speed and Lightning
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If you can't get there in time, yer not running fast enough.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-30-2002 05:16:34 PM
I'm having odd flashbacks about a mountain dew bottle...
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-30-2002 05:19:16 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Duck Tales:
Bloody hell, reading all that gave me a headache.

* peers at Colin

Walking and talking already? You elf/dragon/whatever types mature quickly.

* kneels down to her level

I hope you liked your mobile, for the short time you seemed to need it.


That's not Colin, Todd. That's Lana.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 06-30-2002 05:26:10 PM

And humor disclaimers, too!

[ 06-30-2002: Message edited by: Giantt^2 ]

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