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The Otaku Penguin had this to say about Cuba:
(ooc: This is Kaziin btw...)*laughs a bit, not facing Hipoltya, turns away from the newcomer, back to her, notes the blades. Smirks*
Try me.
*leans on one of her swords, and eyes the opposition with a smile.
You know.. A wise man would seek council on the abilities oh their opponent. Being as I am a creation from parts of this community, I have this distinct benefit. You lack this advantage, and seeing as how it is obvious the child has surpassed the father, your only source of information still cowers in fear.
The choice however will of course be yours.
I think I know what to do here. *Begins to cast a spell.*
*Shimmers out of view and seems to be gone.*
*Suddenly, a thin outline of Waisztarroz can be seen along Hipolyta's body, as if he is about to appear there. Then, it happens. Waisztarroz's full body seems to suddenly pop into place where Hipolyta is, but as physics dictates no two objects can occupy the same space, Hipolyta's body is exploded outward in a violent mass of eruption. Her organs can be seen to go in every direction. Waisztarroz is covered in her blood.*
Eww...I think I got some of it on me...these robes are so hard to clean. 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
Hm.. *vanishes* [ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Aanile ]
Or so I've been told... [ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Zaile Ronso ]
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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We were all impressed when Sorcerer Kaziin wrote:
*shrugs, hearing the man's comments*Whatever you say...
*mutters a few words, his staff begins to glow, as do his eyes*
Suffer now, the wrath of Mind Flay...*smirks and points his staff at the girl, a beam coming from the end*
(ooc: 210 dd...)
*taps her temple with a finger, and smiles at Kaziin
I feel you in here, and I know what it is you attempt to do...
You realize the connection you must maintain in order to be successful could be quite dangerous for your own mental health. Is my mind really something you think you are prepared to handle, little magic boy?
By all means, if you feel you must.
Don't make cross the streams!
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Waisztarroz obviously shouldn't have said:
*Yawn*I think I know what to do here. *Begins to cast a spell.*
*Shimmers out of view and seems to be gone.*
*Suddenly, a thin outline of Waisztarroz can be seen along Hipolyta's body, as if he is about to appear there. Then, it happens. Waisztarroz's full body seems to suddenly pop into place where Hipolyta is, but as physics dictates no two objects can occupy the same space, Hipolyta's body is exploded outward in a violent mass of eruption. Her organs can be seen to go in every direction. Waisztarroz is covered in her blood.*
Eww...I think I got some of it on me...these robes are so hard to clean.
*displaces the interplanar threat with ease..
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There was much rejoicing when Hipolyta Darkiss said this:
*taps her temple with a finger, and smiles at KaziinI feel you in here, and I know what it is you attempt to do...
You realize the connection you must maintain in order to be successful could be quite dangerous for your own mental health. Is my mind really something you think you are prepared to handle, little magic boy?
By all means, if you feel you must.
*grins a bit* Pretty cocky aren't we?
*slowly begins to walk towards her, staff in hand*
Puh-lease. 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
Your challenge is noted. Be prepared for the suffering of my world...
*reaches out a hand, without sword, and tries to touch the approaching caster...
Would you care to see what fate will bring you?
*smiles a wicked smile.
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Maelarr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ninja edit HOOOOO*casts sense the dead to see if the little bish is undead*
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You can sense that she is not undead. Exactly...
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Kloie thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I was honestly expecting to see Wais' next post to be him bitching about godmoding. And then I would have died laughing. And it would have been neat.
Are you calling me a hypocrite? 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Are you calling me a hypocrite?
No, but I was hoping to. 
.....
.....
Ah, what the hell. It's not like I don't owe the boss money allready.
Zaile sidesteps to get a clear shot, and mutters a quick wish for good aim. He then throws a couple of the feather darts at her, hoping to hit her before she touches the spellcaster.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
U R DEAD NOW AHHAHA I R BETUR THANU!
Oh my God girl you will be my greatest challenge! Now we'll start off with a chemical face peel to get rid of that nasty looking rotting look, and we may need to cut your hair shorter to get rid of all those knots.
Oh and lets not forget the psychiatrist, angst cause acne y'know!
drags Hipolyta Darkiss into a beauty parlor
MAKEOOOOVER!
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Zaile Ronso had this to say about Duck Tales:
Aw crap, she's gonna kill him......
.....
Ah, what the hell. It's not like I don't owe the boss money allready.
Zaile sidesteps to get a clear shot, and mutters a quick wish for good aim. He then throws a couple of the feather darts at her, hoping to hit her before she touches the spellcaster.
*pauses for a moment as tiny darts ping noisily off her bloodied charred armor. She glances in the direction of the attacker, and narrows her eyes.
Without facing him, she reaches out to grab the oncoming staff in her spiked fist, and smiles as the green mist filters from the creases in her darkened armor. A look of satisfaction crosses her face as it creeps eerily down the staff towards Kaziin's unprotected and exposed flesh.
What sights I have to show you little man. What wonders can you even guess at?
My world holds no boundaries, and the pain you shall feel will be mine to savor. Opposition is useless.
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Kloie attempted to be funny by writing:
No, but I was hoping to.
Well, I didn't so hah.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!quote:
A sleep deprived Hipolyta Darkiss stammered:
Without facing him, she reaches out to grab the oncoming staff in her spiked fist, and smiles as the green mist filters from the creases in her darkened armor. A look of satisfaction crosses her face as it creeps eerily down the staff towards Kaziin's unprotected and exposed flesh.
By the way are you perhaps related to Mortious?
Well, I tried...
*walks off*
Ha ha, a-ha ha, a-ha... err, you're not laughing, are you? Shit.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
oh yeah.
delidgabombs Zaile
*Fighter stands up from his hiding place, two bastard swords drawn. Although he tries to make himself look brave, he's literally shaking in his chainmail boots.*
Uh... Stand back, everyone! SWORDSMAN COMING THROUGH!
Suddenly appears behind Hypolyta, and crushes her helmet with his Darkmetal Watersprinkler, his face draining slightly as red sparks fly from his hands and envelop her, striking her down with pure Divine Might.
Maybe next time they should put up more of a fight.
You try to forget
Like sharp stabbing pains
The memory lives
Excuse me?
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Maelarr ]
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Maelarr had this to say about dark elf butts:
Whoa whoa fukking whoa!
When Kaziin tried to charm you you said you were immune to charm. Only things immune to charm are constructs and undead. so, which is it? are you a construct, or a godmoder?
I think she's an undead construct. Deth DID make her.
Doesnt matter either way, I kinda crushed her skull. 
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Maelarr solved the case with:
[b]godmoder
I think that's pretty obvious.
