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Topic: How pathetic...
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-18-2002 04:18:05 PM
quote:
Fizodeth impressed everyone with:
mwahah... Hippolyta avoided my post! She's Morty's Wench and she LOVES IT!

Or she just ignores you like everyone else.

Caelin
Pancake
posted 06-18-2002 04:18:17 PM
Okay. Okay...

Will it shut you up with I go out on a date with you. No kissing though.

Ok. I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assign, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart assed fools, freaks and felons that constantly test my will, mettle, strength, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in the bent little head, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevise of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-18-2002 04:19:43 PM

She's not evil! Just attention starved!

[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Vorbis of Pie ]

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-18-2002 04:20:04 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Or she just ignores you like everyone else.

.... *sniff*....

dont ignore me! Im a person toooooo!

at least I wasnt reanimated from a pile of recently decomposed orcs like Morty's Wench...

Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 06-18-2002 04:20:31 PM
I don't mind attention whores like that.
Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 06-18-2002 04:21:47 PM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga had this to say about pies:
i know its kinda hard to breathe around you really. Close your damn legs.. JESUS

Oh the wit. Pleas stop. It is too much..

Case in point, that collective brain you so gloriously share with your fellow troglodytes makes for wonderful displays of idiocy. Bravo...

Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 06-18-2002 04:22:10 PM
she ignored mine too..maybe cause im right and she knows it

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-18-2002 04:22:57 PM
at least trogladytes dont smell like they swam out of a crapper
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-18-2002 04:23:53 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
she ignored mine too..maybe cause im right and she knows it


Ditto that... I wonder if they will change her title to "Morty's Wench"

Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 06-18-2002 04:24:56 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Or she just ignores you like everyone else.

Those unfit to be worthy of my time, usually fall.

I tolerated you once, you amused me. I find my affections waning.

Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-18-2002 04:25:06 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Hipolyta Darkiss:
Oh the wit. Pleas stop. It is too much..

Case in point, that collective brain you so gloriously share with your fellow troglodytes makes for wonderful displays of idiocy. Bravo...


at least i have friends crybaby

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 06-18-2002 04:25:23 PM
Hipo couldn't face me and stay standing. Let's see the bitch face some of the new world spells that are nigh-unresistable and do gobs of damage.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 06-18-2002 04:25:54 PM
oo baracuda..

wonder how this'll end??

is my title as official attention whore passed to her now?? please say it is so!


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-18-2002 04:27:29 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Hipolyta Darkiss was all like:
Those unfit to be worthy of my time, usually fall.

I tolerated you once, you amused me. I find my affections waning.


...Jiggawha?

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 06-18-2002 04:27:35 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium spewed forth this undeniable truth:
oo baracuda..

wonder how this'll end??

is my title as official attention whore passed to her now?? please say it is so!


She's been here long before you and long ago had respect. Check her account. Created date's pretty early.

She's not an attention whore, just someone who can't adapt to new times. The current EC plainly doesn't give two shits about her.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-18-2002 04:28:54 PM
*Shoves the spray end of a flamethrower down Hippolyta's greaves and duct-tapes the trigger*
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-18-2002 04:29:53 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Fizodeth said this:
*Shoves the spray end of a flamethrower down Hippolyta's greaves and duct-tapes the trigger*

...

*Smacks Fizodeth with a large tuna*

Caelin
Pancake
posted 06-18-2002 04:30:45 PM
Playing hard to get?

Alright... here's some dead flowers and moldy candy. Better?

Ok. I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assign, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart assed fools, freaks and felons that constantly test my will, mettle, strength, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in the bent little head, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevise of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-18-2002 04:32:36 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ferret wrote:
...Jiggawha?

That's my line wasabiatch!

Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 06-18-2002 04:33:09 PM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about John Romero:
*Shoves the spray end of a flamethrower down Hippolyta's greaves and duct-tapes the trigger*

Is this supposed to be funny?

*shrouds the flames in mist, and promptly begins to glare in Fizodeth's general direction.

Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-18-2002 04:33:40 PM
quote:
Soldar wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
That's my line wasabiatch!

Sorry, first 'confused' phrase that came to mind.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-18-2002 04:34:02 PM
quote:
Hipolyta Darkiss had this to say about Duck Tales:
Once again I travel, and once again I pause to reflect upon this pathetic melting pot of mindlessness...

So it would seem nothing has changed. The blind still lead the blind, and not a backbone among you. Pathetic, truly pathetic.

I applaud your attempts at creating the semblance of semi intelligent creatures, but unfortunately that act must be too much for your less than adequate minds to maintain. It would be a humane service to end this worthless charade you all so religiously uphold. I will think on this further...


OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-18-2002 04:34:25 PM
Is this supposed to a RP thread?
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-18-2002 04:34:47 PM
Kloie taps Hipolyta on the shoulder.

Okay...so... Deth created you. Even if you are considered a failed experiment... does that make you my sister?

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-18-2002 04:35:58 PM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Is this supposed to a RP thread?

If it was, I would have godmoded and banished her already.

I thought it was more fun to have her try to insult us and watch Cadga take 'er down a few notches, dont you?

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-18-2002 04:36:13 PM
quote:
Hipolyta Darkiss had this to say about pies:
Is this supposed to be funny?

*shrouds the flames in mist, and promptly begins to glare in Fizodeth's general direction.


This is funny.

Did you just potty in your pants?

Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 06-18-2002 04:36:39 PM
quote:
Caelin's account was hax0red to write:
Playing hard to get?

Alright... here's some dead flowers and moldy candy. Better?


*archs a brow.

Who are you? Truce can't be bought, and in the case of this invalid community, it can never be earned.

The closer you get to me, the more pain you should be prepared to expect...

Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 06-18-2002 04:37:15 PM
She didn't respond to any of my claims of her weakness. I think you know what that means.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-18-2002 04:38:23 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about dark elf butts:
She didn't respond to any of my claims of her weakness. I think you know what that means.

....she's a man?

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-18-2002 04:38:54 PM
quote:
Hipolyta Darkiss had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Is this supposed to be funny?

*shrouds the flames in mist, and promptly begins to glare in Fizodeth's general direction.


I thought it was funny... next time Ill use something more potent than propane though...

MorbId
Pancake
posted 06-18-2002 04:38:56 PM
She's giving evil a bad name by making it so petty, though.

[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 06-18-2002 04:39:05 PM
Hey, I've heard about you!

Boss Palador gave me some anti-you toys in case you ever came after me or him. Throwing darts made out of firebird feathers and tipped with blessed silver. When you throw them, the wind makes the feathers burst into living flame. No spell involved, so you can't dispell it, it's the nature of the feather that causes it. Plus, the feathers don't burn, because the firebirds are immune to their own flame.

Now, please stay away from me. If I have to use these, I bet the boss will deduct them from my pay, and I'm allready in the red with him as it is.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Sorcerer Kaziin
Pancake
posted 06-18-2002 04:39:24 PM
*stands in the corner, holding up his spellbook with one hand, the other leaning resting on the wall, supporting him. He glances up at Hipoltya, then back down*

Well, you sure are immature...

*smirks a bit*

Kaziin's Profile

You sir, have underestimated this 6 foot length of pole

Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 06-18-2002 04:41:14 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
If it was, I would have godmoded and banished her already.

I thought it was more fun to have her try to insult us and watch Cadga take 'er down a few notches, dont you?


Oh clever. Let us see. Can the infidel not face his verbal or physical impotency, and therefore hide behind the wall of another. Well.. At least you know where your place is...

Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 06-18-2002 04:42:08 PM
I'm gonna sing the doom song now, Doom da doom doom DOOM! Doom, doom doom, da doom. Doom doom doom doomy dooomy doomy. Doom. Doom doom da doom , doomy doomy doomy, doom da doom doom, dooomy doomy doomy, doom da doom. Doom, doom da doom. Doom doom doom. The end!
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 06-18-2002 04:42:11 PM
quote:
Hipolyta Darkiss's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Oh clever. Let us see. Can the infidel not face his verbal or physical impotency, and therefore hide behind the wall of another. Well.. At least you know where your place is...

Uh-oh. I think someone didn't have their after-nap juice today.

Poor baby.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 06-18-2002 04:42:29 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Kloie taps Hipolyta on the shoulder.

Okay...so... Deth created you. Even if you are considered a failed experiment... does that make you my sister?


...

Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-18-2002 04:42:53 PM
Note: This post is totally OOC.

quote:
The Otaku Penguin had this to say about pies:
Is this supposed to a RP thread?

Yep, it's a RP thread.

Basically, she pops up every now and then, kinda like a random encounter in a console RPG. I know part of the story, but you would have to ask someone like Deth for the whole story of who/what she is.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-18-2002 04:42:56 PM
quote:
Taken from Hipolyta's profile:
Interests: Emasculating... err holding Mortious till he bleeds... er squeals with joy!

She IS Morty's wench!

Caelin
Pancake
posted 06-18-2002 04:44:14 PM
quote:
Hipolyta Darkiss had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*archs a brow.

Who are you? Truce can't be bought, and in the case of this invalid community, it can never be earned.

The closer you get to me, the more pain you should be prepared to expect...



I already know pain. I've seen Battlefield Earth, Barnacle-Panties.
Ok. I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assign, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart assed fools, freaks and felons that constantly test my will, mettle, strength, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in the bent little head, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevise of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
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