Don't expect us to accept you if we don't like you--it won't happen. Idiocy, especially with the guise of free speech, isn't very welcome in private communities, so if you're going to use that argument, I'd recommend against it preempitively.
[ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: dontauro ]
WTF are you on?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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On one hand, he tells you all to get a life, but if he's kept this thread up for this long, can he really have much of one himself?
On one hand, he calls you all retarded, but after looking at his posts, can we all say "pot, kettle, black"?
On one hand, he calls you all pathetic, but...well...we can all see where I'm going 
Face it, boys and girls, what you're dealing with here is a little twat who couldn't make friends at the schoolyard due to his own supreme idiocy and he tries to play the jerk because he thinks that's what he's good at.
Unfortunately, we can all see, he's not good at being a jerk, just an obnoxious twat who can only coin cliches in an attempt to get people riled up.
So, keep replying to him if you want to try and comprehend the enigma that is dontauro and is probably spawned by years of childhood abuse and emotional frustration...
...or, hell, just keep replying and he'll be gone in a little bit. It shouldn't be too long before his parents lock him in the basement again.
quote:Your attempted witty one liner replies failed to funny or even remotely clever... last week.
From the book of dontauro, chapter 3, verse 16:
The basement is scary though.
[ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: The Black Mage... ]
[ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lenlalron wrote:
Won't somebody think of the children?!
Have you been paying attention to his replies, weenie?
He fucked up, but instead of admitting that he's a fuck-up, he defended it through lame-ass attempts at witty posts and insults to the people here.
His whole little link is no longer an issue, now he is on trial for being a fuckchop. [ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: King Parcelan ]
[ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]
Thinking about your posts
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quote:
dontauro had this to say about Captain Planet:
LEARN WHEN THINGS ARE DONE IN JEST AND LEARN HOW TO TAKE A JOKE."
Learn how to be funny, first. If your pitiful attempts at comedy are what you consider funny, be sure to watch a retarded lemming eat its own foot.
Even that is funnier than you.
Most of this shit is blatant snideness, too. Stuff like: "get a life" and "your retarded" are insults belonging in a playground, not here.
At least when we're childish, we can still sound grown-up
quote:
This one time, at dontauro camp:
Parce, *sigh* I did admit that I fucked up. See the apologies, the couple apologies? I DID admit it. So stop trying to bring back old shit when I already admitted I was wrong in bringing the link here and I was sorry for it.
What apologies? I see a disgusting waste of flesh who pissed everyone off trying to get people off his back without admitting he's as stupid as we know he is.
If you want this thing dropped and this incident forgotten, do the following:
-Do not post on this thread again. Don't reply, don't defend yourself, just ignore it.
-When you post, think about the following: "Can this post possibly offend someone?" "Is it really just full of more of my same shit that nobody likes?".
-If the answer is yes, rethink your post.
-Repeat for a month or so, and you'll be treated like any other n00b.
Right now, you're just proving to us how moronic you really are.
quote:
dontauro had this to say about Knight Rider:
Oh well, might as well be a moron then.
So, what you're saying is that you can't get attention any other way and have decided to prove to us how stupid you are?
Well, go ahead, but you've got a long line of Stupid n00bs to beat before you can be claimed as the dumbest piece of shit we've ever met.
You've got a good start, but you're still lacking. Let's see what else you got.
By the way, genius, if you claim you're not trying to be funny, then your claim that it was a joke is not valid. Learn how to think in the future, hm? It'll make things more interesting for smart people like us.
I win 
kk [ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]
quote:
dontauro wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Parce wins.
[X] Clueless newbie
[] Flame happy cusswad
[X] Troll
[X] Fuckchop
[X] Asshat
In your post, you:
[] Made an obvious attempt to troll
[] Insulted a member of the forum
[X] Insulted the species by your existence
[] Demonstrated an ineptitude for language
[X] Two words: Darwin Award
[] Look, you posted; that's bad enough for me
Furthermore:
[] Grammar is to you what shotguns are to rabbits
[X] Your sigpic sucks
[] You're under the impression that sig size compensates for lacking anatomy
[] You must've spent a hundred dollars on that vocabulary
In response, I will:
[X] Flame you like a gas grill, fuckchop
[] Refer the moderators to your post, ass butler
[] Post a random image, cockmonger
[X] Laugh as the local lynch mob drags you into the seventh level of Hell, crack baby
[] Say nothing. Bizatch
To atone for your crimes, you must:
[X] Say you're sorry
[X] Leave the forum
[X] Violently introduce your head to the desktop
[X] Request a title change to, "Fuckfaced assmonger"
[] Bake a pie
In closing, I'd just like to say:
[X] Get bent
[X] Go screw yourself
[] I secretly love you
[] Go go random quote generator!
[] and the village rejoiced
[] GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
[X] Die a slow death
humour disclaimer plz...this post is completely un-serious
Read it.
See your big stupid head mistake?
THREE HANDS?! I THINK NOT!
Wait..fuck...I have several MILLION tentacles. Nevermind.
Cthulhu
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Robocop:
And now for a message from our sponsors!
humour disclaimer plz...this post is completely un-serious
Kloie wins the thread.
YOU ROCK KLOKLO!!!!!
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