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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
If I were to steal all of Texas's beer supply, plant it in the Middle East and blame it on terrorists, what would happen?
No more Middle East...
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JooJooFlop Model 2000 was programmed to say:
How long would NAMBLA last if they decided to run a parade through Texas?
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JooJooFlop stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
How long would NAMBLA last if they decided to run a parade through Texas?
not long
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Knight Rider:
What if they ran it through the more uninhabited parts of Texas?
There is no such thing.. There is a Texan under that inconspicuous rock sitting by it's lonesome in the middle of the desert.
Even if there isn't, some Texan, somewhere will hear about it. And thats all it takes.
We are a unified state. 
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RPC enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Texans are like Austrailans. We like our space. Even the 'uninhabited' areas are still populated...
Yeah, we have our own version of the "Outback"
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RPC got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
What I find amusing is, Texas holds the largest percentage of US troops in the US...
it also has the most guns per sq in, then in the whole world combined
(sarcasam, if you dont know what it is, pull your head out of your arse)
MWAHAHAHAHA
Seems like a good travel destination someday.
I've visited other places and enjoyed myself, but I've always wanted to go back to Texas.
I even lived in Oklahoma for a little while. Nice weather, but it ain't Texas.
Cadga, you have permission to use y'all anytime you want, as long as you put the apostrophe in the right place
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Faeth Es'Braewyn had this to say about pies:
As an example take two of the hottest women here.Piper is Texan
Lashanna is Georgian.
*clasps her hands to her mouth and blushes profusely*
btw, I hear playboy voted UT the best campus for centerfold material.
Think about it, huge apples, cheap electricity, Suchii. The whole duality of Washington - Republican and Democrat, Desert and Rain Forest (Yes, the forest on the Olympic Penninsula is an actual Rain Forest), Small town and Urban.
Don't you wanna move up here...
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So quoth Vorbis of Pie:
Think about it, huge apples, cheap electricity, Suchii.
Glad to see you got that shiney new title Goes well with the sigpic. hehe
And the three things you mentioned.... did you do that on purpose? That's an interesting trio if your mind is in the wrong place.
And I won't move up there unless she asks me to 
Otherwise, I wait. One thing I ain't gonna do is rush her into something she isn't ready for.
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Leopold, the Voice of Reason had this to say about Duck Tales:
I like California.
Damnit! I though it finnaly sunk. 
This news makes me sad. I cry.
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Nobody really understood why Bajah wrote:
Glad to see you got that shiney new titleGoes well with the sigpic. hehe
And the three things you mentioned.... did you do that on purpose? That's an interesting trio if your mind is in the wrong place.
And I won't move up there unless she asks me to
Otherwise, I wait. One thing I ain't gonna do is rush her into something she isn't ready for.
I was just thinking of some of the main attributes of eastern WA and then hiding Suchii in there.
Think about it, Washington has the second highest concentration of posters (second only to Texas) - more if you count the Northern Oregonians - and you can travel across state in less than 5 hours from any central point. But, your reasons are highly commendable! Just remember, though, we're the only state with a rain forest!
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Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crocket National Forest
...
Shit. Live a colourful, dynamic life all over Tennessee and nobody remembers you, but die in Texas...
[EDIT] Maybe I should jump off a building in Dallas somewhere [ 06-06-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]
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Everyone wondered WTF when Pesco wrote:
God Bless Texas.
Hoosier by birth Texan at heart. There is only one place in the Union I Would really consider moving to if I left Indiana. And that is Texas. A bit warm for my taste but a Damn good state.
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Vorbis of Pie had this to say about Pirotess:
Just remember, though, we're the only state with a rain forest!
Actually there is land in the panhandle of Alaska that is classified as rainforest
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Jargum had this to say about dark elf butts:
Actually there is land in the panhandle of Alaska that is classified as rainforest
And actually just 30 miles south of Brownsville Texas, and 34 square miles of the Texas panhandle are considered to be Rainforests.
The whole eastern coast of Texas promotes botonological cisrcumstances for Rainforest conditions. We also support dense redwood conditions for woodland areas the farther west and north you go.
Texas basically has a little bit of everything, in some parts of the state.
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Jargum's fortune cookie read:
Actually there is land in the panhandle of Alaska that is classified as rainforest
Hmm. May have been a different certain type of rainforest. I do know that it is a unique type of forest.
Then again, I could be mistaken.
