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Topic: Royal Decrees
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-17-2002 02:01:25 PM
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about John Romero:
FRUIT ON PIZZA?? NO NO NO!

Even the tomatos that make up the sauce?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-17-2002 04:43:36 PM
quote:
King Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
-Pineapple on pizza is officially declared a crime against humanity, and is punishable by death.

I use pineapples on other things.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mightion Defensor
posted 05-17-2002 04:46:18 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
I use pineapples on other things.

* looks at Snoota's chair

That's GOT to be uncomfortable....

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-17-2002 04:54:49 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper spewed forth this undeniable truth:
IT DOES go on Pizzas, and to meet yours, i shall raise my army of mutated man eating pinapples, and we shall conquer the world pizza parlors, putting pinapple on all pizzas!!!

Much to learn about the way of the pizza, still have you.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-17-2002 05:14:20 PM
Razor shall henceforth be included in the amalgamation of misspellings and kookiness that is "Stinky Porridge".
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-17-2002 05:18:53 PM
Tequila, it makes me happy...

I can live with this.

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 05-17-2002 05:23:14 PM
quote:
Khyron's account was hax0red to write:
B) Therefor is one word, and doesn't have an 'e' at the end.

Therefor is one word. It, however, is not the word he's using.
http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=Therefore

is different from
http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=Therefor

^_^

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-17-2002 05:25:07 PM
Well damnit, he still shouldn't have put the space in. God bites. I demand a new god.

SYNJARI FOR OUR NEW GOD! DOWN WITH DAEMON!

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 05-17-2002 05:29:01 PM
Can I be God?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-17-2002 05:30:42 PM
Sure. You'd be better than our current one
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-17-2002 05:40:37 PM
Well, as the local celestial representative, I suppose that can be arranged. Besides, Daemon never had our backing in the first place, so his godhood is therefore null and void in the eyes of Heaven.

We hereby appoint Kloie as his replacement and grant her the title Goddess, with all inherent responsibilities and powers, under the Overgod Drysart.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 05-17-2002 05:48:13 PM
Lashanna
noob
posted 05-17-2002 07:09:44 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about John Romero:


...Cuh-RAZY smilies.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-17-2002 07:25:04 PM
quote:
Kloie stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:

Getting dizzy...

Urk...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Razor
posted 05-17-2002 09:41:28 PM
/me begins an underground force against Parce
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Vitamin X
Pancake
posted 05-17-2002 10:13:45 PM
i want to be a potato
Are Necrophiliacs really sick people.....or do they just like the quiet?
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-17-2002 10:14:32 PM
quote:
Vitamin X had this to say about Knight Rider:
i want to be a potato

We all gotta have dreams, spud.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 05-17-2002 10:18:43 PM
At least I'm not on the list. Praise de lawd.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-18-2002 04:39:48 AM
Lack of subtlety do you possess. Mmm.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 05-18-2002 05:55:55 AM
You may take our lives, you may take our freedom, but you will never take, our

PIIIINNNEEEEAAAPPPPLLLLEEEES!!!!


It just had to be said

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