-To protect the rights of message board codes, any advances onto said code or blatant lusting after said code will be considered a sexual crime worthy of five days in the Chicken Coop of Punishment.
This shall be known as the "Delphi Still Can't Get Some" Act of 1778.
-In the interests of maintaining efficiency, Daemon_Reaper, Dark_Knight and NiteShadow shall all be known as the same person.
In the interests of keeping their names down, they shall all be collectively and lovably referred to as: "Stinky Porridge".
-Ozimander J. Griswald is hereby limited to one bizarre, angst-filled rant per three weeks.
-The word "car" shall forevermore be replaced by the word: "Gydyon". When referring to cars, use Gydyon in substitute.
Example: "My Gydyon gets all too much mileage for its tremendous amounts of gas."
-Pineapple on pizza is officially declared a crime against humanity, and is punishable by death.
-Toilets, bathrooms, and other lavatorial facilities are hereby declared holy sites on par with churches or other places of worship.
-Every Wednesday shall henceforth be known as "Monkey Day". In this, we shall have simians recreate historical events for all our amusements.
-JooJooFlop is officially obsolete. Please upgrade to JooJooFlop 2.0 or iJooJoo as soon as possible.
-EverCrest's national anthem shall henceforth be: "Tequila".
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King Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
-snip-
I wub j00, RQG. Precious RQG..
I have broken all your decrees, and I dont care, cos I dont see a crown still. 
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D wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm proud to of voted for King Parcelan!
[Monty Python] [ 05-17-2002: Message edited by: Blind Swordsman ]
You don't vote for a king, it's not a democratic political system, and thus is subject to the whims of a politically irresponcable upperclass seeking only to extend the life of their dynasty and careing very little for the peasents that make their kingdom work.
[/Monty Python]
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I wub j00, RQG. Precious RQG..
... Shut up? Please?
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King Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
-JooJooFlop is officially obsolete. Please upgrade to JooJooFlop 2.0 or iJooJoo as soon as possible.
Sorry, but Kegwen has already taken the 2.0 device and I don't like the idea of coming in 7 different flavors.
Get the Blue Man Group to do commercials for me, however, and I'll consider adding a "!!!" at the end of my name.
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Blind Swordsman had this to say about Pirotess:
My Gydyon is faster than your Gydyon, and looks much sexier too.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Kegwen 2.0 had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Dude... She got a brand new Gydydon for her 16th birthday!
Great....here comes the lawsuit.....
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Eisuye thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Dangi! Have to get rid of my Gydyon... it's really old and the muffler keeps falling off.
Bahahahha
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Sentow said this about your mom:
Some punk wrote, "WASH ME," on my Gydyon, so I figured it was time to take it in for a wash and wax.
But now my Gydyon's all streaked.
If you use some turtle wax on your Gydyon and buff it out real well you should be able to get rid of those nasty streaks.
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King Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
To maintain peace and harmony in my kingdom, I decree the following:-To protect the rights of message board codes, any advances onto said code or blatant lusting after said code will be considered a sexual crime worthy of five days in the Chicken Coop of Punishment.
This shall be known as the "Delphi Still Can't Get Some" Act of 1778.
-In the interests of maintaining efficiency, Daemon_Reaper, Dark_Knight and NiteShadow shall all be known as the same person.
In the interests of keeping their names down, they shall all be collectively and lovably referred to as: "Stinky Porridge".
-Ozimander J. Griswald is hereby limited to one bizarre, angst-filled rant per three weeks.
-The word "car" shall forevermore be replaced by the word: "Gydyon". When referring to cars, use Gydyon in substitute.
Example: "My Gydyon gets all too much mileage for its tremendous amounts of gas."
-Pineapple on pizza is officially declared a crime against humanity, and is punishable by death.
-Toilets, bathrooms, and other lavatorial facilities are hereby declared holy sites on par with churches or other places of worship.
-Every Wednesday shall henceforth be known as "Monkey Day". In this, we shall have simians recreate historical events for all our amusements.
-JooJooFlop is officially obsolete. Please upgrade to JooJooFlop 2.0 or iJooJoo as soon as possible.
-EverCrest's national anthem shall henceforth be: "Tequila".
Your God does not agree with these decres, there fore, they are voided. [ 05-17-2002: Message edited by: Daemon_Reaper ]
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Mightion Defensor probably says this to all the girls:
My Gydyon has a spare tire.
Mine too.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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King Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
-Pineapple on pizza is officially declared a crime against humanity, and is punishable by death.
About time somebody said this. I can't stand Pineapple on Pizza...WTFY!!
FRUIT ON PIZZA?? NO NO NO!
My Gydyon pwns.
quote:My Gydyon has a leak. :-(
Lashanna was naked while typing this:
I like my Gydyon the way his... He may be a bit slow, but you enjoy the ride more that way... Very big, lots of room inside... Doesn't mind groups...My Gydyon pwns.
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Daemon_Reaper was naked while typing this:
Your God does not agree with these decres, there fore, they are voided.
A) You aren't god. And if you are, then I'm becoming an atheist and burning all churches to the ground.
B) Therefor is one word, and doesn't have an 'e' at the end.
C) You misspelled decree. For future reference, look at, y'know, the TITLE of this post.
Normally I'm not nit-picky, but in this case... [ 05-17-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]
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King Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
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-In the interests of maintaining efficiency, Daemon_Reaper, Dark_Knight and NiteShadow shall all be known as the same person.In the interests of keeping their names down, they shall all be collectively and lovably referred to as: "Stinky Porridge".
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Will you plz stop breathing and DIE!
Where's the Cyanide when you need it.
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Khyron had this to say about Robocop:
A) You aren't god. And if you are, then I'm becoming an atheist and burning all churches to the ground.B) Therefor is one word, and doesn't have an 'e' at the end.
C) You misspelled decree. For future reference, look at, y'know, the TITLE of this post.
Normally I'm not nit-picky, but in this case...
Hey, i just got home from work and was tired, and ive never ben good in spelling in the first place.
I seriously disagree for the thinking of me with the other two as one person, and calling us sticky porridge,
And lastly, declareing that hawaiian pizza is unlawfull is EVIL!!! EVIL, I SAY!!
Pineapple belongs in tropical drinks and fruit salad. NOT ON PIZZA.
I support King Parcelan whole-heartedly, and am an advocate of raising an army of cloned prarie dogs to put down all who oppose him!
