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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-29-2002 04:59:52 PM
You pathetic sack of meat...damnation, and you wonder why you're so hated around here.

How disgusting...commit your sin, and not only NOT live up to it but to try and beg sympathy for it. How...disgusting.

Yes, you will get shit from us. Not only are the majority of us unsympathetic towards irrelevant weakness, but many of us also have a sense of honor we like to uphold and not see little twerps like you violate such a thing.

Honestly, the more I see of you, the less I like you.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-29-2002 05:06:12 PM
quote:
Topic:*cries*The GATES OF HELL!!!

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Nwist ]

Mod
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 05:08:39 PM
If that relationship has meant that much to you, you shoudn't have risked it for a few hours of 'making out'.

Your girlfried is the one that deserves sympathy, not you, after all, she's the one who's been betrayed by someone she loved, not you.

What the heck do you expect someone to tell you? Poor guy, your girlfriend broke up with you, how could she possibly be so cruel towards such a lovable cheating maggot like you?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
nem-x
posted 04-29-2002 05:12:18 PM
quote:
Modrakien's account was hax0red to write:

What the heck do you expect someone to tell you? Poor guy, your girlfriend broke up with you, how could she possibly be so cruel towards such a lovable cheating maggot like you?


Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 04-29-2002 05:22:34 PM
Uh, Parce ... Whoa.


Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Steven Steve
posted 04-29-2002 05:22:56 PM
Welp I'll say this. I'm at least not mad at you, because I'm not your ex-girlfriend. You requested sympathy because you broke up with your girlfriend, but in this case, sympathy is not what you will get, as you screwed up yourself. In this case, what you need is forgiveness, and again, we can't give that to you, because we're not your ex-girlfriend.

Oh yeah, if you didn't get the point of this message, I was telling you that you shouldn't have made this thread in the first place, as you're not going to get any good out of it. But then again, that's in the past so it can't be changed. Anyway

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Fazumzen Fastfist ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 04-29-2002 05:23:01 PM
quote:
Red Mage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I don't know what the hell happened...but I ended up making out with her....I guess I just wanted Steph there that badly I just fantasized it was her...

"I made out with a friend... But it's ok because I was thinking of her."


Let's switch roles here, how would you feel if your Steph made out with another guy?

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 05:26:26 PM
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about pies:
I don't know what the hell happened...but I ended up making out with her....I guess I just wanted Steph there that badly I just fantasized it was her...

That story never works.

nem-x
posted 04-29-2002 05:28:12 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Drysart wrote:
That story never works.

Unless she is as stupid as Red Mage.

Steven Steve
posted 04-29-2002 05:28:49 PM
quote:
nem-x was naked while typing this:
Unless she is as stupid as Red Mage.

lolololololololo

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-29-2002 05:39:51 PM
Well, Red Mage... You messed up, big time.

Faz is right, you shouldn't have made this thread in the first place. We can't give you sympathy or forgiveness. The only one that can fix this is you, if that's even at all possible at this point.

Wondering why she left you? Well, if you made out with someone else, then she obviously didn't mean that much to you.

All I can say is, good luck. You're going to need it.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-29-2002 05:41:58 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[QB]CUT CUT![QB]


Holy Jabeezus, I agree with Ruvyen..

The World is Yours
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-29-2002 05:44:14 PM
From the Red Mage gets to be an example thread:

quote:
This one time, at Red Mage camp:
I'm just a little tired from "discussing" some things with my girlfriend. She sometimes seems like she doesn't trust me when I go out with one of her other friends.

Foot? Mouth? yum.

Damn, man. I understand how it hurts to lose someone you love... but look at it this way, if you actually found yourself cheating on her, then you didn't fully love her to begin with.

It'll hurt, but there are others out there. My ex left me for what appeared to be no reason WITH AN EMAIL after 4 years... 4 years! But you know, I had my doubts in the relationship (wouldn't have cheated on her, though) and I feel in the long run, it's better. 3 months later, I met Suchii and my life has been an upward spiral ever since. I'm not even in the same state as Tori and I can't even LOOK at another girl without mentally noticing what she lacks in comparison, much less talking to them and noting the lack of comparable personality. I love Tori with more feeling than I can convey into words.

You WILL find another and hopefully you'll love her enough to not go behind her back. You earned your pain, you need to live with it.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-29-2002 05:50:46 PM
quote:
Liam thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:

Holy Jabeezus, I agree with Ruvyen..

Kill you now or later?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 05:52:59 PM
quote:
From the book of Bajah, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm not even in the same state as Tori and I can't even LOOK at another girl without mentally noticing what she lacks in comparison

about a foot or so and a 2 handed sledge?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-29-2002 05:57:32 PM
... If you care about her that much..

Give her time.

Do NOT expect her to give you a cakewalk. If she does take you back, yer gonna be walking on thin ice, because whatever trust she had was just squished.

Get on yer knees and beg, and just.. hope. And if it doesn't come to pass, then, well, move on. And DO NOT DO IT AGAIN. Period.

No one likes it. You wouldn't like it if it was done to you. Chalk it up as a life lesson, or whatever, but do NOT make the same mistake twice.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-29-2002 05:57:50 PM
quote:
RPC stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
about a foot or so and a 2 handed sledge?

^^^^

Steven Steve
posted 04-29-2002 06:00:57 PM
I think we all love Suchii

sorry

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-29-2002 06:04:21 PM
Considering I've been hearing the same Shit over and over again from you guys, that's been repeated in my head over the last few hours.

Give it a rest already, delete the thread or something...I don't care about the opinion of the Majority because It's already in my mind.

I should have kept my mouth shut, yes. Because it really isn't any of your business...nor does it affect you at all.

and you guys still only know 1/3 of the story...you don't deserve to hear anymore, I came hurt and looking for a little help, and you do what you always do, Harp at the low, the weak.

As far as I know, this thread did not exist

Steven Steve
posted 04-29-2002 06:05:47 PM
Either that, or you just said the wrong stuff
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-29-2002 06:06:24 PM
None of this would have happened if you told the board exactly what happened up front, then asked for help or advice.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-29-2002 06:08:22 PM
quote:
Red Mage spouteth:
oho! I come and make a post looking for pity and making insult in first post saying if I don't get that pity, then you are all heartless fucks! I get some pity mixed with insults and then I say I cheated on her and then lose all my pity! I AM TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-29-2002 06:08:49 PM
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about pies:
Considering I've been hearing the same Shit over and over again from you guys, that's been repeated in my head over the last few hours.

Give it a rest already, delete the thread or something...I don't care about the opinion of the Majority because It's already in my mind.

I should have kept my mouth shut, yes. Because it really isn't any of your business...nor does it affect you at all.

and you guys still only know 1/3 of the story...you don't deserve to hear anymore, I came hurt and looking for a little help, and you do what you always do, Harp at the low, the weak.

As far as I know, this thread did not exist


This is the second-most retardedly funny thing I have ever read.

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 06:09:09 PM
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about John Romero:
and you guys still only know 1/3 of the story...you don't deserve to hear anymore, I came hurt and looking for a little help, and you do what you always do, Harp at the low, the weak.

Oh yes.... you haven't bothered telling us the whole story at ANY point and WE'RE the ones who are unworthy of hearing anything more?

Dude, if I were you I'd shut up, and crawl under a rock for a while. At the rate you're going you'll wind up getting treated like Faz in no time....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
nem-x
posted 04-29-2002 06:10:09 PM
Oh, UBB has pawneth'd me.

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: nem-x ]

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-29-2002 06:10:20 PM
quote:
How.... Karnaj.... uughhhhhh:
This is the second-most retardedly funny thing I have ever read.

What's the first?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-29-2002 06:10:25 PM
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about Knight Rider:
I should have kept my mouth shut, yes. Because it really isn't any of your business...nor does it affect you at all.

and you guys still only know 1/3 of the story...you don't deserve to hear anymore, I came hurt and looking for a little help, and you do what you always do, Harp at the low, the weak.


I couldn't help but laugh at that.

Yes you should have kept your mouth shut and your fingers away from the keyboard. We don't deserve to hear anymore you say? Well la de dah, I personally, don't want to hear anymore. Basically I'm guessing it will involve how your girlfriend just doesn't understand you and how you can't talk to her but you feel you can talk to her friends etc etc blah blah blah. News flash bucky, you were not the victim.

You came looking for help and sympathy. You don't deserve any, your girlfriend does.

Gah.
*throws hands up in the air out of frustration*
Yes, I caught them again, I'm talented like that.

EDIT: To make more sense.

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-29-2002 06:14:14 PM
quote:
Nwist enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
What's the first?

It was about a week ago, when Emil attempted to have the last word with Bloodsage. EDIT: Yeah, it's here.

THAT was hilarious. I was laughing for a good ten minutes at that one.

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 04-29-2002 06:24:32 PM
quote:
Red Mage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
and you guys still only know 1/3 of the story...

Please tell me that the part you told us isn't the best part of it.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-29-2002 06:27:26 PM
I take full credit for Emil being pwned by Bloodsage.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-29-2002 06:29:12 PM
The stupidity... it hurts... it hurts.

Yes, we harp at the low. The low-ass shitheads who can't keep their lower body section under control while in a lasting relationship.

Go to hell, Red Mage. I sincerely hope your girlfriend realizes what an egocentrical piece of crap you are and dumps you for good.

Not only do you treat her like shit, you also treat anyone that doesn't support your asshole behaviour the same way.

Go cry on Jerry Springer, you belong with the other human waste there.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-29-2002 06:29:36 PM
He fucked her cat.

She was forgiving about that, and his current sigpic is the mutated catson.

That's only 2/3's though.

I think the last part was drinking gasoline.

The World is Yours
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-29-2002 06:34:56 PM
Bash bash bash!
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-29-2002 06:42:14 PM
quote:
Red Mage attempted to impress with this crock of shit:


Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-29-2002 06:46:51 PM
quote:
Red Mage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:

I should have kept my mouth shut, yes.


You would still have had a girlfriend if you had thought of this earlier.

The World is Yours
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-29-2002 07:06:18 PM
For the love of crap, back the fuck off him. He knows he did something wrong, right now he's to upset by what happened to deal with you guys pounding his ass like andy dick in a federal prison.

People make mistakes and he's going to live with it, he came to his FRIENDS for some support, he didn't come for a lecture on how much he fucked up, and he definitly didn't post so you could rip him a new one.

...Seriously

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-29-2002 07:08:06 PM
quote:
Blind Swordsman's account was hax0red to write:
For the love of crap, back the fuck off him. He knows he did something wrong, right now he's to upset by what happened to deal with you guys pounding his ass like andy dick in a federal prison.

People make mistakes and he's going to live with it, he came to his FRIENDS for some support, he didn't come for a lecture on how much he fucked up, and he definitly didn't post so you could rip him a new one.

...Seriously


Third funniest.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

nem-x
posted 04-29-2002 07:14:12 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Third funniest.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-29-2002 07:15:43 PM
quote:
Blind Swordsman had this to say about Pirotess:
For the love of crap, back the fuck off him. He knows he did something wrong, right now he's to upset by what happened to deal with you guys pounding his ass like andy dick in a federal prison.

People make mistakes and he's going to live with it, he came to his FRIENDS for some support, he didn't come for a lecture on how much he fucked up, and he definitly didn't post so you could rip him a new one.

...Seriously


Too bad he deserved it.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-29-2002 07:17:31 PM
Blindy: exit stage left
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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