) and then I said to myself:'Mr. Crazy Man, your fucking nuts. I SI CRAZY! HA! Babies in the Blender! MWAHAHAH!' at which point I slaughtered a pet store filled with parrots and puppies and kittens with a cheese grater.
Squee!
Ozius
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Nobody really understood why Ozimander J. Griswald wrote:
Cause I'm insane. I was just sitting, writing my homework, making fun of Isis (cause it's so easy) and then I said to myself:
'Mr. Crazy Man, your fucking nuts. I SI CRAZY! HA! Babies in the Blender! MWAHAHAH!' at which point I slaughtered a pet store filled with parrots and puppies and kittens with a cheese grater.
Squee!
Ozius
Like me...but..not as twisted.
Note: see sig. [ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]
Ozius
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!Ozius [ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]
After reading your ignorant and uneducated comments about race and human beings, I talked to my "sociologist friends" the ones that actually majored in race and ethnic studies.
I debated about giving you a true education about the history of racism and the concept of whiteness in the United States. I decided however, you just weren't worth my time because, to put it simply so you understand you're (you are) an ass.
The fact you had to resort to personal attacks shows all of us what a true loser you are. And I want to apologize to the rest of the message board. But have faith, that you are not him.
He will have to live in his body and be himself for the rest of his life, while we only have to deal with his shit for mere minutes.
[ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Star Collective ]
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This insanity brought to you by Tegadil:
Why does your sigpic seem so fitting?
Because he probably ripped it straight from Nny. S'not like ripping jokes from others would be a new thing...but you know... ^_^
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Emil spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Bloodsage:After reading your ignorant and uneducated comments about race and human beings, I talked to my "sociologist friends" the ones that actually majored in race and ethnic studies.
I debated about giving you a true education about the history of racism and the concept of whiteness in the United States. I decided however, you just weren't worth my time because, to put it simply so you understand you're (you are) an ass.
The fact you had to resort to personal attacks shows all of us what a true loser you are. And I want to apologize to the rest of the message board. But have faith, that you are not him.
He will have to live in his body and be himself for the rest of his life, while we only have to deal with his shit for mere minutes.
That was, quite possibly, the funniest thing I've ever read.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Wow, you actually went and talked to your friends who've "studied" race relations, eh? Well good for you.
What makes you so quick to assume I know nothing of the subject? Hmmm?
And where do you get the strange notion that I'm both ignorant and uneducated? Bold statements, those.
Tell us, how many degrees do you hold? Shall we compare? I can guarantee you won't like the result.
Further, it's pretty damned cowardly--though well in line with your childishly emotional rants of earlier--to slink back into the thread with airy comments about how you'd like to educate me, but can't spare the time. All that means is you haven't got a clue how to respond, can't meet the least of the challenges I posed earlier, and want to feel good about yourself despite your obvious, and public, failings.
So put up or shut up, asshole. Annoying little pricks like you, with vague assertions that I'm wrong, evil, uncertain, hypocritical, or whatever--always without any illustration of such conduct--are starting to piss me off.
Now that you've thrown down the gauntlet, I challenge you to prove any single one of your allegations.
Show a single instance where my opinion is clearly ignorant and uneducated.
Wait, though.
Perhaps you should show us your qualification even to be having this conversation. I have a Bachelor of Science degree from the Air Force Academy. I have Master's degrees in English and in National Security and International Studies. I'm about to complete my third Master's in the field of airpower history and application.
All of those degrees required rather intensive looks into history, culture, psychology, and, oddly enough, quite a bit of racial and gender issues.
So . . . what are your credentials? Unless you've studied these issues beyond the Master's level, I'm afraid you don't qualify to call me ignorant and uneducated.
Once you've met the ante, feel free to prove a single one of your allegations. Or, since that's probably not going to be possible for you, simply go back and meet any of the challenges I posed earlier.
Since you were able to master contractions in so short a time, I'm sure this won't be too much trouble.
{edit: minor point of style} [ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Star Collective's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Ummm...Sage, I think you have thoroughly crushed the opposition. I still think its choice that determines the foresight btw.
Hehe.
I almost rezzed that thread the other day, but didn't want to annoy the rest of the board. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Please note the use of the smiley as the above was intended to be a joke. My ego has not really swelled up that large.
Besides, we could always take it to PMs. [ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Star Collective ]
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Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
You just can't leave well enough alone, can you, Emil?..
(lot more words)
eyes..burning..pupil..in..pain..must..type..like..shatner.. [ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
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Kloie had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Because he probably ripped it straight from Nny.S'not like ripping jokes from others would be a new thing...but you know... ^_^
I'm sorry Ms. Evangelion. I forgot we can't have sig pics that we didn't make ourselves.
By the way, congrats on the great anime series. 
Also, I've decided:
1. I am/want to be Johnny (Nnny)
2. Squee is awesome. I want a little kid to protect, just not be related to.
Ozius [ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]
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Star Collective had this to say about (_|_):
Suuuuure you didn't. I think you were just overawed by my towering intellect and superior reasoning!Please note the use of the smiley as the above was intended to be a joke. My ego has not really swelled up that large.
Besides, we could always take it to PMs.
I'm reading Stephen Hawking's new book, and learning more about the nature of time.
How 'bout I start a new thread when I'm done? I'm bound to have some interesting questions based upon my marginal understanding of quantum physics.
Last time we did that it was quite fun!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Star Collective said this:
Suuuuure you didn't. I think you were just overawed by my towering intellect and superior reasoning!
Please note the use of the smiley as the above was intended to be a joke. My ego has not really swelled up that large.Besides, we could always take it to PMs.
Bah, it's more fun as public debate. I couldn't heavily join in on that religion thread due to real life getting in the way, but I'm ready for when the subject shows up again (as I'm sure it will, religion is a popular subject.)
And yes, I think this thread's discussion is pretty much over. There's not much left to be said. [ 04-24-2002: Message edited by: Chalesm ]
In the beginning the Universe was created.Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
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Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Robocop:
I'm sorry Ms. Evangelion. I forgot we can't have sig pics that we didn't make ourselves.
Oh shit, you mean I said you couldn't? Well FUCK, I guess I'm screwed now!
I'm sure the book will prove me completely right. *makes a mental note to start carrying around a mirror to admire himself in whenever feeling particularly self-congratulatory*
Indulging my ego like this is actually entertaining. I'll have to do it more often.
I am easily amused.
Ozius
Or get a Colonic.
Ozius
Kloie sighs.
Sage is cool, he destroys Emil the fool with phat urban skillz, derivin' from..
I blow at this.
Sage > Emil
Can you say HIJACKED?
Ozius
Oh, and Bloodsage.. I wouldn't doubt he found David Howard's(the Mayor's Aide in D.C.) comment offensive.
Here is what 99% of the boards are thinking right now: "Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex"
Here is what they think about this thread: "Snoota and BS kick ass, Emil is a PC prick"
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
I'm so proud. I've had many a flame directed at me for the randomly offensive one-liners I toss around, but I've never started an entire flame war.Oh, and Bloodsage.. I wouldn't doubt he found David Howard's(the Mayor's Aide in D.C.) comment offensive.
Thanks--I couldn't remember his name off the top of my head.
BTW . . . I want to agree that I assumed her unfortunate use of "but" was merely an accident. But one that needed pointing out.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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mog enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
emil, jsut admit that yuve klsot allready and give up, you went up agaenst the best, you lost miserably, now go home before you lose the very little respect yous till have
Whatever the hell Mog said I agree with [ 04-25-2002: Message edited by: Red Mage ]
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Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
You just can't leave well enough alone, can you, Emil?Wow, you actually went and talked to your friends who've "studied" race relations, eh? Well good for you.
What makes you so quick to assume I know nothing of the subject? Hmmm?
And where do you get the strange notion that I'm both ignorant and uneducated? Bold statements, those.
Tell us, how many degrees do you hold? Shall we compare? I can guarantee you won't like the result.
Further, it's pretty damned cowardly--though well in line with your childishly emotional rants of earlier--to slink back into the thread with airy comments about how you'd like to educate me, but can't spare the time. All that means is you haven't got a clue how to respond, can't meet the least of the challenges I posed earlier, and want to feel good about yourself despite your obvious, and public, failings.
So put up or shut up, asshole. Annoying little pricks like you, with vague assertions that I'm wrong, evil, uncertain, hypocritical, or whatever--always without any illustration of such conduct--are starting to piss me off.
Now that you've thrown down the gauntlet, I challenge you to prove any single one of your allegations.
Show a single instance where my opinion is clearly ignorant and uneducated.
Wait, though.
Perhaps you should show us your qualification even to be having this conversation. I have a Bachelor of Science degree from the Air Force Academy. I have Master's degrees in English and in National Security and International Studies. I'm about to complete my third Master's in the field of airpower history and application.
All of those degrees required rather intensive looks into history, culture, psychology, and, oddly enough, quite a bit of racial and gender issues.
So . . . what are your credentials? Unless you've studied these issues beyond the Master's level, I'm afraid you don't qualify to call me ignorant and uneducated.
Once you've met the ante, feel free to prove a single one of your allegations. Or, since that's probably not going to be possible for you, simply go back and meet any of the challenges I posed earlier.
Since you were able to master contractions in so short a time, I'm sure this won't be too much trouble.
{edit: minor point of style}
It's not one big clickable link! I demand a link!
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nem-x had this to say about the Spice Girls:
It's not one big clickable link! I demand a link!
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that tried to click on it.
Sorry. Aqua or lightgreen are easier on the eyes for extremely long posts. I'll use lightgreen next time.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
Sorry. Aqua or lightgreen are easier on the eyes for extremely long posts. I'll use lightgreen next time.
Even better: have everything point to a giant "PWNED BY BLOODSAGE" picture.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj wrote this stupid crap:
Even better: have everything point to a giant "PWNED BY BLOODSAGE" picture.
You know . . . that's not a bad idea.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You know . . . that's not a bad idea.
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D obviously shouldn't have said:
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Oh, that was a winner......
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
