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Like I said earlier, he's got a good 60-80 pounds to go. His mommy is 180lb, his daddy was 220-ish, and his uncle is 275lb.
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)He was great. When they're little, they look like ewoks. Fluffy, playful, big dark eyes. And they loooooooove to play. Constantly want to play. Then they get bigger...and they STILL want to play. So you end up finding yourself rolling around on the ground wrestling an 70lb dog. Hugh was a great doggy.
We still have Peewee, though. She's a little mutt mom pulled out of a ditch nearly a decade ago. She's getting on in years, but still doesn't take any guff from other dogs, and she protects the outside cats as if they were her children.
Doggies rock.
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Dante is the Border Collie (mine), Maise is the brown colored mutt (Gen's).
Dante hates to not be near me. Angsty dog that he is.
Maise is a good dog, she is very eager to please Gen, and even me now and again. 
I love 'em both.
I have had dogs around me all my life, mutts, American Eskimos, Samoyeds (my mothers favorite breed) and all sorts of others.
I've been very fond of them all and miss most of them greatly.
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Maise is a good dog, she is very eager to please Gen, and even me now and again.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Perv. 
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...Beat me to it.
But they are very sweet, though a tad protective if you don't socialize them really, really well.
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Oh! Just remembered!
When we were in Little Rock last weekend, ESPN was shooting a dog thingy. We and our friends, who also own a Mastiff, went down to watch.
One of the roving camera dudes saw Oberon, and took a bunch of footage of him drinking from a waterbottle (it was really hot).
He might be on TV August 11th!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Hell Lyinar could ride Oberon to work.
Oberon rocks.
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...cunning.
Bear likes to jump up and give strangers morning kisses. 
My sister has one of those little tiny dogs, and we call it meals on wheels for bear. Lol.
Archers Roxxors!
When I retire in a few years and have some acreage, I plan to get a Wolfhound.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
* sniff *
Barney; cross between a German shorthaired pointer and an English sheepdog. The sheepdog won. Friendliest dog on the planet if you came in the house the front door, but if you were sneaking around, he'd bark up a storm. Not terribly obedient, not terribly smart, and he had NO self-esteem when it came to begging for food, but he could hear the cheese slicer from Alaska.
He grew to about 55 pounds, not too big, not too small, but stayed a puppy the whole 12 years of his life. The medicine they gave him for an enlarged heart did him in. :/
I want a dog again.
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Irish Wolfhound? Post pictures!When I retire in a few years and have some acreage, I plan to get a Wolfhound.
Sorry, I have neither the web site, nor the pictures. I will try to get them later though and post them some time soon.
Right now my shirt has his muddy paw prints on it from when he tried to give me a kiss this afternoon.
Archers Roxxors!
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^_^;;;His nickname was Squeaker before we got him, because he was the first in his litter to whine, and never stopped. He's got an amazing vocabulary of whines.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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So does Oberon.His nickname was Squeaker before we got him, because he was the first in his litter to whine, and never stopped. He's got an amazing vocabulary of whines.
So does Bear. There is the "I want in the House" whine, the "I gotta go pee right now!" whine (Which is usually ignored by everyone but me and my father until to late), the "Strangers, I want to see the Strangers!" whine, and the "It's to hot in here, if you don't let me out I'll puke" whine. He barks too much sometimes too. I still love him though.
And Kloie, I wasn't rolling my eyes at you, I was rolling my Eyes at my Dog, Lol.
Archers Roxxors!
I don't care if he's 8. He's still a puppy!
Friendliest dog I've ever known, and damn playful.
That springer spaniel, Lady, is a sweet thing, to be sure, and never gets tired of love and attention, but it's quite possibly the stupidest dog I've ever met. As an example, in our house, we have one hallway with wood flooring that leads to the bedrooms. In five years, that dog has yet to learn that it needs several feet to slow down from a full run in that hallway. Any time Lady's in a hurry, she comes down that hallway, and slams right into that wall at the end as she tries to turn. You think you'd learn after doing this for 5 years, but nope, no learning curve whatsoever. It's a sight to behold.
In the beginning the Universe was created.Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
This is Max trying to figure out why I'm taking pictures of him, he likes it though. =P
Second dog: LaMist Brown Devil Corby. (Corby for short) Yeah, that was his fruity AKC name. A beautiful Chocolate lab, with the best disposition ever. He was the 2nd best waterfowler in New York State in 1989. He died in 97.
Third dog: Brown Devil's Bailey Buttons. (Bailey for short) She was Corby's daughter, and the sweetest thing. Never very bright, and we were convinced if she got to water over her head, she'd drown rather than figure out how to swim. She wound up being my Mom's dog primarily. Dad didn't really have much use for a lab who couldn't get birds for him. She had to be put down about 4 years ago.
*sniffles* I really miss them all...
She was an intimidating looking dog, but ultimately was mush
Smart dog too, heh. Parents taught the dog to put one toy away before grabbig a new one
And to keep that one toy out of the hallway, heh
It was nice not to worry about stepping on a large red spikey thing at 2am going to the bathroom
We still can't figure out how the dog managed to bite a golfball in half so cleanly within 25 minutes (We were running out of chew-toy options, heh)
Dog loved the water, absolutely HATED any moving vehicles. Never seen a dog so big try and become so small by cowering at our feet in the car, heh
Oh, and only one person she ever did not like, my uncle. We don't know why, but the moment he walked in, she began growling, a lot. So we put her in my bedroom, door opens inwards and had a doorknob, so we weren't worried
Somehow she got out, probabaly operated the doorknob or something
Dog went across the living room in one jump and clamped her jaw on his thigh
Didn't break the skin though, but bit just hard enough that we couldn't get her off him, lol
He was scared as HELL, heh
I miss her
Mah dawg looks exactly the same, i just couldn't find a photo of her. Her name's Molly.
I can never tell them apart.
Both are cool dogs, though.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
