WARNING! Any postings of Cats > Dogs or other stupid shit like that will result in a breach of the Parcekindness Resolution.
I have two dogs. My favorite doggy, Ajax, is an almost full-grown doberman pinscher (or he may be full-grown already, I dunno). People fear him, but he's scared of his own shadow. It's embarassing sometimes.
My other doggy is Molly. She's a breed between a long-haired dog and a toilet brush, I think. She's ugly and stupid, but we all love her anyway. 
Okay, your turn.
Misty is pure evil.
Proof:
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I have nothing else to say in this thread.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
And now, some pics:
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Cross between a springer spaniel and a cocker spaniel. She's an 8-year-old puppy. 
After getting a haircut, she looks like one, too. We got her because we needed a guard dog, but she's way too friendly and gentle.Pics as soon as I can get a website.
I lub the Molly-beast
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
WARNING! Cats > Dogs
I haven't said it!
But none are more fierce than....
FRANKIE!
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How.... Bloodsage.... uughhhhhh:
Oberon is a certified monster puppy. He takes up way too much room on the bed at night, and can't stand to be more than 2" away from either me or my wife.[IMGx]http://www.knology.net/~ettubrute/Couchclimb.jpg[/IMG]
Good god, Bloodsage, you weren't kidding! That dog is huge!!!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
FRANKIE weighs in at a whopping THIRTEEN POUNDS.
BEAT THAT#%&
O_o
I bet they'd be great friends, though. Oberon loves to run and jump and play with little doggies.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
Oberon loves to run and jump and play with little doggies.
O_o
lol ^_^
Change your dogs name.
Ozius
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
I bet they'd be great friends, though. Oberon loves to run and jump and play with little doggies.
How odd; my dog absolutely despises small ones. She tolerates prescisely no guff from them. They start yipping; she lunges.
Otherwise, there's not a mean bone in her body. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when Kloie wrote:
Ozius:No.
Kloie
Come on, I already have a good name for him! Eustace!
Ozius
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
After reading Bloodsage and Karnaj's posts the first thought in my mind was "well at least Bloodsage isn't a small dog."
And Frankie also doesn't bark much unless she gets worked up. We were really surprised when we first got her because she was really really quiet, especially compared to what we were used to.
We had a Yorkie that died when I was in third grade that went absolutely insane, didn't matter what you did. Could drop a spoon, and suddenly "YIP YIP YIP YIP", from this little 8-9 pound ball of black-and-brown fur. Heh, we couldn't let him in the front yard, either. He'd zoom right off.
My dad fixed that one day by throwing a shoe at him.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Or at least, that's how the story goes with my grandmother's dog. I think it's a Japanese Chin...ugly-ass dog...s'got a face as flat as a pancake.
Someday, I need to buy me one. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Kloie had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Ozius, Frankie is a female.
Um....Eusticy? Eh...I'm just not trying anymore...
Ozius
He'll be bigger than I am when he grows up, though. Probably sooner than later, since I'm getting back in shape and dropping about 20 pounds.
My belly button was getting a little too far from my spine for comfort.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
He's three. But they take a very long time to mature.
...Holy crap.
That. Is one. HUGE. Dog... And he's not even fully grown yet?
IT'S DOGZILLA! 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
