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Topic: How I got grounded
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-22-2002 12:51:38 PM
quote:
Black Mage wrote this stupid crap:
Now be nice.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Maradon!
posted 03-22-2002 12:53:40 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Densetsu wrote:
Mine wasn't hostile, neither was Reynar's. I don't remember(nor care ) about Lenny's.

All your posts were defensive responses to something I didn't intend to be offensive. I even apologized in saying I had no disrespect for you. If you want it written out word for word then here you are: I apologize if my stunt offended you, it was not intended so.

You certainly didn't seem to be trying to "educate me" in your replies though, you seemed a lot more like you were offensively criticizing me for daring to post such a thing. Particularly Reynar with his repeated attempts to label my joke as "childish".

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: Maradön? ]

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-22-2002 12:56:45 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Maradön? wrote:

you seemed a lot more like you were offensively criticizing me for daring to post such a thing. Particularly Reynar with his repeated attempts to label my joke as "childish".


even though it was(nothing wrong with being childish now and then), I wasn't one who did that. So

Densetsu puts a slice of bread on Maradon's head.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-22-2002 12:57:36 PM
" 'Your father left this for you; it's 4 feet long and happens to be shaped like a cock.' "

400 points to the person who can name the source of this quote.

And I don't think this has anything to do with this thread.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-22-2002 12:58:44 PM
quote:
Maradön? thought about the meaning of life:
You certainly didn't seem to be trying to "educate me...
I will right now!!!

"My van is fast, foo!"



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mightion Defensor
posted 03-22-2002 12:59:11 PM
quote:
Maradön? Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Particularly Reynar with his repeated attempts to label my joke as "childish".

Mind telling us how it WASN'T childish?

Better idea; prove it was a remark that someone claiming to be a mature 19 year old?

Maradon!
posted 03-22-2002 12:59:24 PM
quote:
Densetsu said this about your mom:
even though it was(nothing wrong with being childish now and then), I wasn't one who did that. So

YOU WERE THINKING IT!

And it's not so much that he called it childish, but he called it unfunny as well. That's where I draw the line.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-22-2002 01:02:20 PM
quote:
Black Mage was naked while typing this:
I dunno, "Your God can kiss my ass!" seems like it could offend a good amount of people.


However, that's not the point. The point is Squirrel Hill rocks and you should live there. And I am a Protestant, so as long as you don't say nuttin bad you can come to my house and eat Ham every Friday.

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: Gydyon ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-22-2002 01:09:49 PM
quote:
Gydyon's fortune cookie read:

However, that's not the point. The point is Squirrel Hill rocks and you should live there. And I am a Protestant, so as long as you don't say nuttin bad you can come to my house and eat Ham every Friday.

Gydyon wins.

"But foo! My van is fast!"



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Maradon!
posted 03-22-2002 01:14:51 PM
quote:
From the book of Gydyon, chapter 3, verse 16:

However, that's not the point. The point is Squirrel Hill rocks and you should live there. And I am a Protestant, so as long as you don't say nuttin bad you can come to my house and eat Ham every Friday.

And yes, one last time I'd like to apologise to anyone who was offended by my post.

I meant nothing by it. Seriously.

Ask CBTao, in real life I'm fairly wacky and do stuff like this all the time. I thought this was particularly silly and thought I'd share it with you. Apparently a lot of people don't have the same background information on my behavior.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-22-2002 02:31:20 PM
From the Principia Discordia:

quote:
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-22-2002 02:35:21 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Pirotess:
(nothing wrong with being childish now and then)

"I'm being childish? Of course I'm being childish! What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish some of the time?" - Doctor Who

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Skaw
posted 03-22-2002 02:48:34 PM
OMGZ! Someone offended by someone else saying something?! NEVAR ON PLANNET ERTH!
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-22-2002 03:00:18 PM
Ever since Vatican II (correct me if I'm wrong), I believe they made it so you can eat meat on Fridays. Except on Cathlic holy days. ie Good Friday, Christmas Eve.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 03-22-2002 03:15:59 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
"Your god can kiss my ass!"

*kisses Maradon?'s ass?*

Nngyah, remind me to not do that again.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-22-2002 03:41:12 PM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift said this about your mom:
Ever since Vatican II (correct me if I'm wrong), I believe they made it so you can eat meat on Fridays. Except on Cathlic holy days. ie Good Friday, Christmas Eve.

Wrong

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-22-2002 03:51:29 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived The Otaku Penguin stammered:
Wrong

He said correct him, not something like 'STFU newb, f3wl, h4h4'.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-22-2002 03:53:26 PM
I did correct him, I said wrong... o_O..no where is there 1337sp34k either...
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-22-2002 04:55:07 PM
Hmmm, I must of been reading somewhere else about it's ok to eat meat on fridays. I know it's after Vatican II, but where I got that bit of information I have no idea. BTW I do have vauge memories of the mass (sigh, need another correction. I was raised Cathlic, but it doesn't mean I know everything) before V2. Very. I don't remember if the mass was in Latin.

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 03-22-2002 05:04:37 PM
Edit: the posts in the last few minutes cover what I was going to say

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: Nwist ]

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 03-22-2002 05:43:48 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
" 'Your father left this for you; it's 4 feet long and happens to be shaped like a cock.' "

400 points to the person who can name the source of this quote.

And I don't think this has anything to do with this thread.


Uhh, spaceballs?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-22-2002 06:46:18 PM
I found it funny, asshats.
hey
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-22-2002 06:51:57 PM
I refuse to read the rest of this thread. I read down up until Lenny acted as if he were offended.

Maradon, u r0x 'n stuff. Reynar, stfu u sux.

Keep in mind, I only read halfway through the first page.

kthx bye la~

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-22-2002 07:51:14 PM
Yeah if you wanted to attack the Catholic Church (rather than people pushing the tenets on other people), you could've made some comment about pedophiliac child abuse.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-22-2002 09:17:04 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Yeah if you wanted to attack the Catholic Church (rather than people pushing the tenets on other people), you could've made some comment about pedophiliac child abuse.

Is this where somebody Photoshops Michael Jackson's head onto a picture of a priest?

HUMOR DISCLAIMER * 10

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 10:04:27 PM
I think this is why i've been told not to discuss religion on the boards or any where near any of you for that matter.
my opinion: maradon apologized, get over it. I was offended too but your beating a dead horse. maradon your hummor was intened for just you mother but you brought it here thus exposing it to others. and by the way you said you don like the way your mom "forces her opinion" on you, but in doing what you did, isnt that kind of rubbing your opinion in her face and thus being hypcritical
disclaimer* if i were there, i probally would have laughed at the joke and then hit you with a pointy stick
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-22-2002 10:48:00 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Pirotess:
Is this where somebody Photoshops Michael Jackson's head onto a picture of a priest?

HUMOR DISCLAIMER * 10


See that ground you're walkin on? Pretty damn shaky ain't it?

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-22-2002 11:05:35 PM
I find this all extremly funny, even all the demi-flames.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-22-2002 11:25:15 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Uhh, spaceballs?

No, it's much more recent than that.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Skaw
posted 03-22-2002 11:25:37 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Palador ChibiDragon wrote:
Is this where somebody Photoshops Michael Jackson's head onto a picture of a priest?

HUMOR DISCLAIMER * 10



?

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 03-22-2002 11:34:48 PM
not to be stupid or whatever, but as a catholic beleiver aren't you suppose to turn the other cheek and pray for the people who do stuff like this? then again, I might just be a dumbass..
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-23-2002 01:19:20 AM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade thought about the meaning of life:
then again, I might just be a dumbass..

I found this amusing in connection with his title.

Not to say Arrenn is a dumbass. Just for some reason that sentence, when read right before noticing his title, was amusing.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 03-23-2002 03:07:29 AM
I thought it was funny... and I do believe in god... I guess I can just take a joke

This would be like you guys getting mad when Homer Simpson says "Lousy god..."

how many of you got offended at that?

CBTao
Pancake
posted 03-23-2002 12:51:54 PM
quote:
Maradön? Model 2000 was programmed to say:

And yes, one last time I'd like to apologise to anyone who was offended by my post.

I meant nothing by it. Seriously.

Ask CBTao, in real life I'm fairly wacky and do stuff like this all the time. I thought this was particularly silly and thought I'd share it with you. Apparently a lot of people don't have the same background information on my behavior.


well, tho he quite wacky, and does do things almost akin to this most of the time, I'm a lil taken aback by the sheer sheer disrespect shown for an unhostile parent, boy, yo mama, might be a foo, but she still yo mama, when yo mama is as bad as mah dad, then you can shower the disrespect, till then, count your blessings(which do not come from god as he doesn't exist so there)

Maradon!
posted 03-23-2002 12:55:20 PM
Dude, that's the point though, I wasn't really being disrespectful to my mom. It was a joke yo! We both understood that, it was just intended to shock her, which it did.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-23-2002 12:57:15 PM
Most rules of the Israeli faith were made after God ceased to be with them in a tangible way and animal sacrifice ceased to mean anything. Many rules from this period were carried over to other faiths as if they had been God's decree. Silly people.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 03-23-2002 12:58:44 PM
quote:
Maradön?'s fortune cookie read:
Dude, that's the point though, I wasn't really being disrespectful to my mom. It was a joke yo! We both understood that, it was just intended to shock her, which it did.

Well, its time Mara took a class in people reading, chances are, if your mother is as close-minded as you say she is, you should have already interpreted the fact that she would be instulted. Your fault for not knowing the person who raised yeh

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