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Topic: Jokes, and how they get old.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 11:24:42 AM
quote:
So, while a joke may get funny, it's up to the 'single target' who doesn't like it anymore to make sure it's well known that he does not want this to continue. Otherwise, for those who still think it's laughs all-around, they can't be blaimed.

Why do you think I made this post?

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-19-2002 11:30:40 AM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about (_|_):
Why do you think I made this post?
To argue with me?

Why else?



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 11:33:28 AM
quote:

To argue with me?

Why else?


Nah, that didn't become the intention until you replied.

However, we have stated the following.

- People sometimes don't know when they are getting obxnious with jokes.
- People should be told when they are getting obnoxious with jokes.
- People shouldn't be allowed to carry on personal attack jokes that anger the target.

So, that would mean we have proven the usefulness of my post, wouldn't it?

quote:
Nae said:
Tcha.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-19-2002 11:35:11 AM
quote:
Verily, Za'Yth doth proclaim:
So, that would mean we have proven the usefulness of my post, wouldn't it?
Yes.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-19-2002 11:35:16 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about John Romero:
Some jokes never get old.

If I had that Mortious and Arttemis comic......

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 11:35:54 AM
quote:
Black Mage was naked while typing this:
Yes.

Just making sure.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-19-2002 11:36:52 AM
quote:
Za'Yth spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Just making sure.
My point still stands though. It never was intended as a counter-point, either.

[ 03-19-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 11:40:52 AM
No, your original point was that this was unpreventable, which we just covered, and stated as untrue.

Your point that this SOMETIMES can't be prevented stands true.

But that's a pretty weak point.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-19-2002 11:40:55 AM
quote:
Verily, Mortious doth proclaim:
Some jokes never get old.

LIke the one about two guys walking into a bar and the third one ducking.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!111!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-19-2002 11:54:31 AM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Robocop:
No, your original point was that this was unpreventable
A joke still living on? It's only unpreventable if no one finds it funny enough to bring up again.

And if my point was so weak, why did you bother arguing...?

Yeah...



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 11:55:45 AM
quote:
Black Mage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
[QUOTE]Za'Yth had this to say about Robocop:
[qb]No, your original point was that this was unpreventable

A joke still living on? It's only unpreventable if no one finds it funny enough to bring up again.

And if my point was so weak, why did you bother arguing...?

Yeah...[/QB][/QUOTE]

I meant that under the conclusion that all which was left of your point was the "sometimes" part, it's pretty weak.

Now, take the Parcelan jokes. That stopped, because he flew into rage.

So, it's pretty preventable, I'd say. We even decreed to this earlier in the thread.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-19-2002 12:02:26 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Robocop:
I meant that under the conclusion that all which was left of your point was the "sometimes" part, it's pretty weak.

Now, take the Parcelan jokes. That stopped, because he flew into rage.


Because when parce flew into a rage, people thought, 'Hey, this is pissing him off! I guess it really isn't funny anymore' And thus, once it becomes unfunny, it can die. This is why AYB still lives out there, somewhere. SOMEONE thinks it funny. Doesn't matter how old it is! If you should think it's old, and should die, well tough luck if someone else still thinks it's funny, and should live on.

quote:
I'd say. We even decreed to this earlier in the thread.

I said, 'Yes' to something completely different. I was certainly not agreeing to the preventableness of a joke being ressurected. I'm not sure where you got that from.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 12:08:02 PM
Okay then. I misunderstood.

The thing is, the fact that Parce FLEW into a fit of rage might make anyone reasonable realize "This isn't funny", but other people would just be spurred by his anger.

HOWEVER they might stop because they realize "shit, this isn't accepted, I don't want to get banned". Slap-on-the-fingers method.

/shrug

This is kinda pointless to argue, but your rule isn't absolute.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-19-2002 01:35:48 PM
This post serves to draw more attention to me, ergo it is good.

I like to consider my humor fresh and new. The only joke I have reused is Pesco and his seven wives and Chalesm and the Minotaur.

I am the Lord of the Funney.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 01:37:27 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
This post serves to draw more attention to me, ergo it is good.

I like to consider my humor fresh and new. The only joke I have reused is Pesco and his seven wives and Chalesm and the Minotaur.

I am the Lord of the Funney.


I have a needle, and I am not afraid to use it on your ego.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-19-2002 01:38:05 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Cuba:
I have a needle, and I am not afraid to use it on your ego.

Jesus Christ! Let me go find Lashanna's pot and kettle picture.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 01:39:28 PM
quote:
D's fortune cookie read:
Jesus Christ! Let me go find Lashanna's pot and kettle picture.

It's on my webspace still.

And dude, it's not a matter of that. My ego just doesn't want competition.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-19-2002 01:41:08 PM
You, Parce and Drys need to have a big battle royale.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-19-2002 01:41:58 PM
My ego is unstoppable. It feeds on comments, both negative and positive.

As you feed it positive, it grows larger. As you feed it negative, it attacks and stops the source of negativity.

There is no stopping it. Bow down before the ParcEgo.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 01:43:31 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
My ego is unstoppable. It feeds on comments, both negative and positive.

As you feed it positive, it grows larger. As you feed it negative, it attacks and stops the source of negativity.

There is no stopping it. Bow down before the ParcEgo.


My ego will never surrender to your ego.

I shall go debate-mode Bloodsage on your ego, if need be.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-19-2002 01:48:32 PM
You cannot hope to emulate Bloodsage. His tenacity and ferocity is that of twenty badgers.

You are simply a minnow in the great sea of Ego, where as I...I am a whale! I occupy vast amounts, people are in awe of me, and my anger is a terrible thing to behold.

Know ye well to respect my ego, and thou shalt live a minnow's peaceful existence.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 01:51:46 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
You cannot hope to emulate Bloodsage. His tenacity and ferocity is that of twenty badgers.

You are simply a minnow in the great sea of Ego, where as I...I am a whale! I occupy vast amounts, people are in awe of me, and my anger is a terrible thing to behold.

Know ye well to respect my ego, and thou shalt live a minnow's peaceful existence.


While it was true that I was but a minnow before, my ferocity and atrocity has grown, and the peaceful minnow is now a shark.

You cannot stop the rise of the competors, and you will fall under the new generation.

Addy
posted 03-19-2002 01:53:47 PM
That's it. Be nice or no muffins.

/smack Zaza

Get back into your cage!

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2002 01:57:15 PM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Duck Tales:
That's it. Be nice or no muffins.

/smack Zaza

Get back into your cage!


Yes mistress.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 03-19-2002 02:00:28 PM
Fastest way to deflate Parc's ego:

Pesco punts Parcelan.

Addy
posted 03-19-2002 02:01:35 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Za'Yth:
Yes mistress.

*pats Zaza on the head and gives him a muffin*

Good boy.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 03-19-2002 02:10:55 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-19-2002 03:41:39 PM
Why did you punt Cousin Fred? He did nothing to you.

I really must thank Bajah for the stunt double idea. Most effective way of avoiding such treatment

By the way, how's the illegal underage-sex thing working out for you?

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-19-2002 03:45:23 PM
RPcrest is a bunch of elitist bastards.


That's probably an old joke. If it was. :P

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
I Like Bacon
Mmmm... bacon....
posted 03-19-2002 04:01:31 PM
I like bacon.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-19-2002 04:04:11 PM
QUIZ

Who is I Like Bacon?

A) A n00b who just doesn't know how to fit in
B) A long-hated member of the forums who has since been banned and is trying to get back in
C) A gimmick account
D) Drysart

Addy
posted 03-19-2002 04:05:32 PM
D!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-19-2002 04:06:55 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
This post serves to draw more attention to me, ergo it is good.

I like to consider my humor fresh and new. The only joke I have reused is Pesco and his seven wives and Chalesm and the Minotaur.


I think you're forgetting one... If the one I'm thinking of can be called a joke.

Otherwise, yeah, your second sentence is pretty much true.

You can be a great guy, and a really funny guy, Parce.

This thread pwns.

^
|
This was an opinion.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-19-2002 04:11:07 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Who is I Like Bacon?

B) A long-hated member of the forums who has since been banned and is trying to get back in


"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-19-2002 04:11:32 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
I like to consider my humor fresh and new. The only joke I have reused is Pesco and his seven wives and Chalesm and the Minotaur.

And Snoota and his penis!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-19-2002 04:12:21 PM
That's not a joke, that's a fact.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-19-2002 05:44:54 PM
I hope Azakias reads this. ^_^
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 03-20-2002 03:20:28 AM
Next person who goes "Blame Canada!" will have a very lucky ass. It gets a flaming torch! We all know how much asses LOVE flaming torches crammed right up them!

Seriously, if I took shots at America every chance I could, I'd get flamed off this board faster thana Paul 554 alt. That joke ceased being funny about two weeks after the South Park movie came out. Let it rest in peace.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 03-20-2002 08:02:48 AM
Blame Canada!
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-20-2002 08:07:53 AM
Blame Texas. Stupid hillbilly bastards.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
All times are US/Eastern
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