quote:
Illanae wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
As if anyone could be satisfied with just two boobies. Boobies = all good things in the world!
I need to get myself a pair... attach to their owner, of course. [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
Sun-len.
That's it.
Whee the other vowels came from, I havn't the foggiest. 
Yay!
Gives RPC the b00bie prize, to, since it's the only one she's got.
Last Name (optional):
Age: 14
Date of Birth (partial/optional): August 25, 1987
Residing State Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
# of Siblings: 1, 3 if you count pets
Career: None
Alignment (optional): Chaotic Neutral. I do what I want, when I want, why I want, and only follow the rules if there's really bad punishment for those that don't.
Short Description of Yourself (Optional): Skinny.
Webcam/Picture? (optional): Sorry.
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about dark elf butts:
Last Name (optional): Soehnlen (You try to pronouce it, and you will FAIL! (unless I told you how ))
Serhn-len?
An "oe" often makes a combination "e + r" sound...
Age: 20
State: New York
# of Siblings: 1 real, 3 foster
Career: IRS clerk
Alignment: Lawful Neutral at work, chaotic good at home
Last Name (optional):Nope.
Age: 20
Date of Birth (partial/optional): 8/20/1981
Residing State: NC
# of Siblings: 2. 1 posts here (Sabratiz)
Career: What I want to be: Something in the game industry. What I am now: Lazy bum
Alignment (optional):Str8
Short Description of Yourself (Optional): Not good looking 
Webcam/Picture? (optional): Nope. Not posting for 2 reasons: 1)Because I dun look good and 2) Nae would kill me for not shaving recently.
quote:
Densetsu had this to say:
First Name: Sheldon
No, that would not be my real last name. Yes, Jon is my real first name.I... May give out my last name in the future... Unless someone guesses it first, that is.
First name: Frank. Not Franklin, Francois, Franz, Frankie, Francis or Harry. Just Frank
Last name: Kovacs (Pronounced Ko-Va-CH) It's Hungarian, like me.
Age: 14, fifteen in a few weeks.
Date of Birth: March, 26th, 1987
Residing State: Connecticut
# of Siblings: Well..honestly, one half brother. But no one is to mention him.
Career: Student, Would-Be Writer/Artist, hope on becoming an actor
Alignment: Neutral Good, and heterosexual.
Short Description of Yourself: I'm G feet tall, glasses, blue eyes and I have been told they are 'killer eyes' as in, the eyes of a stone cold killer... 
Anyhow, I, when not kidding around or acting like someone else, am rather calm and collected, enjoying serenity over loud brash actions, unless it's with friends and in the sake of humour. Otherwise, unless constantly aggrivated, I try to be calm and subtle, brining as little attention to myself as possible.
Webcame/Picture?:
Since you asked...
http://worldweary.homestead.com/files/FaceShot.JPG
Ozius
Age: 16
Date of Birth (partial/optional): 18 Nov 85
Residing State:
# of Siblings: 0
Career: High School student
Alignment (optional):Choatic Good
Short Description of Yourself (Optional): Well, lets see. Anime is good, math is bad, art is fun. I watch too many cartoons, I kinda like a five year old trapped in a teenagers body...
Webcam/Picture? (optional): Uh.....no
quote:
Kloie had this to say about the Spice Girls:*cough*
ROFL!
No! I swaer we're not alike. I am better then him.
Ozius
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about pies:
ROFL!
YabaTheWhat: Is that a picture of Kloie?
FrankTheWrym: What?
YabaTheWhat: Her post on page 5
FrankTheWrym: That is ME
YabaTheWhat: ah
FrankTheWrym: Thanks :-P
Hmmm... if we band together, could we seize control....
quote:
Mortious had this to say about John Romero:
quote:
Malkav impressed everyone with:
rather intimedating to look at
Bajah falls over laughing.
Intimidating? I thought you were a pretty cool guy, but I didn't think you were intimidating Then again, I don't think I get intimidated easily
quote:
Bajah had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Assuming you're the Malkav I met in Dallas....Bajah falls over laughing.
Intimidating?
I thought you were a pretty cool guy, but I didn't think you were intimidating
Then again, I don't think I get intimidated easily
That would be Malkavia, if I'm not mistaken. Goober. [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Densetsu ]
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Captain Planet:
That would be Malkavia, if I'm not mistaken. Goober.
quote:
Malkav had this to say about pies:
No, I am not Malkavia.
I WIN!
Age: 17
Birth: 20 Sept. '84
Residing State: Oklahoma 
Siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister
Alignment: Heterosexual
Self Description: Uhm... ordinary. Brown eyes. Brown hair. Short. Artist. Like to game. Enjoy reading. Am I done yet?
Picture: Well, if I had a picture hosted anywhere, I'd post it.. but I dont recall if I do or dont... lemme alone.. I'm doped up on antibiotics...
quote:
In an effort to get to know ya'll better, provide a little information about yourselfFirst Name: John
Last Name (optional):
Age: 36
Date of Birth (partial/optional): January 1st, 1966
Residing State: Alabama, for six more months
# of Siblings: One younger brother
Career: USAF officer; ironically, my specialty is Electronic Warfare
Alignment (optional): I've been married 12 1/2 years . . . otherwise you'd probably have to say I was either Lawful Good or Lawful Neutral
Short Description of Yourself (Optional):
Webcam/Picture? (optional): Ya'll are so special, I dug out the ol' Mess Dress photo (the only really recent one I have with a real pose)
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
Your uniform is crooked. TEN DEMERITS!
You keep that damn jacket straight for more than a nanosecond at a time!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
::begins laughing hysterically::
Oh jeez! There's days I almost miss the Air Force. But then I sober up.
Was that a dining-in or a dining-out?
We hardly ever do Dinings In any more, due to political correctness and social actions bullshit.
Some of the traditions are migrating over to the Dining Out . . . but that's just awkward with wives and dates in the room. 
I think those days are gone, sadly.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I noticed there weren't many people named John in this census.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Last Name (optional): Muse
Age:15
Date of Birth (partial/optional): October 22, 1986
Residing State: Georgia(I hate it). PM me if you want an adress.
# of Siblings: ZERO. YAY!
Career:I'm still a student, damnit.
Alignment (optional): Chaotic Good
Short Description of Yourself (Optional): [Scottish accent] I'm dead sexy![/Scottish accent]
Webcam/Picture? (optional): I don't own a webcam.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
I am, and no one ever spells it right.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Last Name: Enemies are everywhere.
Age: Guess.
Date of Birth: Well, I'm not gonna give it away.
Residing State: Arizona! Land of the very hot!
Number of Siblings: 2
Career: Guess.
Alignment: Lawful neutral, and quite thoroughly straight.
Description: Tall, massive and imposing with a powerful personality that makes enemies tremble in fear and allies flock to my cause. I also have poo-colored hair.
Webcam pic: I had one, at one point.
quote:
Bloodsage wrote this stupid crap:
Are you a Johnathan, too?I am, and no one ever spells it right.
I'm just a plain ol' John. My last name is what gives people hell. 5 letters, endless pronounciations. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
