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Darius!
Pancake
posted 02-01-2002 08:25:40 PM
That story was funny. A story about a lobster getting vengence from beyond the grave, whats not to like!
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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 02-01-2002 09:08:28 PM
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Drakkenmaw had this to say about Captain Planet:
I was eating WHILE I read that. Didn't bother me. You know why? I read the Mud Shrimp story there.

WARNING - DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE EATING, HAVE BEEN EATING, OR EVER PLAN ON EATING AGAIN. AH, SCREW IT. JUST DON'T READ THIS STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN DULY WARNED.

Masochists go here.


Luckily, this one seems to be an urban legend (I thought it was familiar while I was reading it) http://www.snopes2.com/sex/juvenile/lobster.htm Shrimp only hatch out of extrememly salty water, and need light as well, neither of which is found in high enough doses there.

I love snopes. It deals with so many of these issues when they come up. Of course, that doesn't change the fact that it's a very disgusting story. Ick.

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Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 02-02-2002 03:42:11 PM
I didn't say it was TRUE. I said it was horribly disgusting. I generally tend to view everything that is online as false until proven true.
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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 02-02-2002 04:12:14 PM
Ew.
*lurk*
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Vanaric
Pancake
posted 02-02-2002 06:16:01 PM
at least most of you got a warning before reading the shrimp story... Densetsu sent me the link without warning. /cringe

[ 02-02-2002: Message edited by: Vanaric Buryniksar ]

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-02-2002 08:44:57 PM
That image Drys left that one time showed me that, on this board, 'Don't Click' followed by/following a million warnings really means 'Don't Click'...



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 02-02-2002 09:58:02 PM
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Drakkenmaw had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I was eating WHILE I read that. Didn't bother me. You know why? I read the Mud Shrimp story there.

WARNING - DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE EATING, HAVE BEEN EATING, OR EVER PLAN ON EATING AGAIN. AH, SCREW IT. JUST DON'T READ THIS STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN DULY WARNED.

Masochists go here.

I think I can safely say:

DAAAAMN.

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 02-02-2002 10:08:25 PM
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Drakkenmaw wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I was eating WHILE I read that. Didn't bother me. You know why? I read the Mud Shrimp story there.

WARNING - DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE EATING, HAVE BEEN EATING, OR EVER PLAN ON EATING AGAIN. AH, SCREW IT. JUST DON'T READ THIS STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN DULY WARNED.

Masochists go here.

this story makes me glad i'm a man..

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-02-2002 10:09:59 PM
First story... Dear lords, what a moron.

Second one... DEAR FUCKING GODS!!!!!! When will people learn, you EAT the lobster, not get sexual pleasure from it!

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 02-02-2002 10:23:40 PM
i think the guy who tryed to rape a woman by forcing her to go down on him should be mentioned in the Darwin Arwards
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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