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Topic: I'm the only normal...
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-21-2002 08:10:09 PM
Just remember that abnormal is not necessarily subnormal!

. . . 'Sides, how do you think I ended up a dog?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 08:15:55 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
Just remember that abnormal is not necessarily subnormal!

. . . 'Sides, how do you think I ended up a dog?


I thought Deth did that to you in one of his experiments that went awry...

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-21-2002 08:17:25 PM
okay Deth didn't say anything about me and therefore i am NORMAL! HAHAHA!

...

wait, that's a bad thing.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 08:21:39 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about pies:
okay Deth didn't say anything about me and therefore i am NORMAL! HAHAHA!

...

wait, that's a bad thing.


Nobody ever said normal was bad.

Besides, like someone else said (Rather cryptically) One societies version of "Normal" is REALLY strange in another society. So maybe in Europe yer the oddball caster!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 08:29:03 PM
Sage isn't a caster. He's what happens when a Druid forgets how to turn back from canine mode. And being a Druid sort, he's a divine caster, not an arcane caster.

Kloie's an arcane caster, but she's not an adult.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-21-2002 08:34:50 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Kloie's an arcane caster, but she's not an adult.

SOOOOO?

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 08:37:45 PM
He's grasping at straws here, Kloie.

Why do I always have to stand in front beating on the mob while the wussy cloth-clad people in the back argue amongst themselves?

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 08:44:19 PM
How am I grasping at straws? I did stipulate in my initial post that I was the only NORMAL ADULT ARCANE CASTER

Paladins aren't arcane casters. They get their powers from their celestial devotion and are therefore divine casters. Kloie's not fully adult yet, which clips her out.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2002 08:54:34 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this stupid crap:
How am I grasping at straws? I did stipulate in my initial post that I was the only NORMAL ADULT ARCANE CASTER

Paladins aren't arcane casters. They get their powers from their celestial devotion and are therefore divine casters. Kloie's not fully adult yet, which clips her out.


But you're NOT a normal adult arcane caster.

Felocity is more normal than you, and you deemed her abnormal, making you a bit MORE abnormal.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 08:55:43 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
How am I grasping at straws? I did stipulate in my initial post that I was the only NORMAL ADULT ARCANE CASTER

Paladins aren't arcane casters. They get their powers from their celestial devotion and are therefore divine casters. Kloie's not fully adult yet, which clips her out.


Hey, I'm not disputing that i'm not "arcane". But I can cast spells and stuff! So, i mean, that has to count for SOMEthing...

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 09:08:42 PM
Felocity is a scientist, not a caster. Yes. that's it...

*gives Pved five bucks* scram kid you're ruining my gig

And Divine casters are worthy. Lyinar's a divine caster. But this thread is about arcane casters.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2002 09:09:00 PM
That means you're a Divine spellcaster. Perhaps if you weren't a nimrod, you would have figured that out.

Divine - Recieves spells from otherworldly power (usually deity or nature itself).

Arcane - Recieves spells from sources on same dimension (either from within or from a spellbook).

Divine - Rangers, Druids, Clerics, Paladins

Arcane - Wizards, Sorcerors, Bards

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-21-2002 09:09:04 PM
So....where does a jackass like me fit in over here?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 09:10:37 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
So....where does a jackass like me fit in over here?

No Karnaj, yer the comic relief, I'm always the jackass when Parc gets on a thread.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 09:12:05 PM
Warriors are fodd-er...valued members of the community. Yes.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-21-2002 09:15:18 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Robocop:
Warriors are fodd-er...valued members of the community. Yes.

Someone's got to absorb the beating for youse guyz.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2002 09:18:28 PM
Yer still not normal, Deth.

Bugger off, I'm not that cheap. *pockets the fiver anyway*

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2002 09:18:30 PM
Peh! Since when did you need me to make you a jackass? You do a fine job of it by yourself.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-21-2002 09:44:45 PM
Druid?

Ewwwww.

Necromancer, thankyouverymuch.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2002 10:07:36 PM
Necromancer hound dog?

Do you animate skeletons just so you can bury them in the back yard?

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-21-2002 10:22:09 PM
He must consult the Necronomicon on how to debate most leet like!
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-21-2002 10:38:20 PM
Superion strides in and glares at Ja'Deth.

"Pray tell, summoner, what exactly I am considered to be under your standards."

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-22-2002 11:21:38 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:
15. (? Dunno! losing track of numbers!) INT:
Despite being pretty cool, Necromancers like to fiddle and diddle with dead things. Dead things = Icky.


*packs mud onto the skelly pet*

It's an earth elemental. I'm really a mage.

Yeah...mage...that's it.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-22-2002 03:36:01 PM
*peers at INT's pet* Yes and when the sun comes out, that's going to be a statue.

16. (maybe) Superion:
Superion possesses two Y chromosomes (strange but true, keep in mind I'm the one who gave him his new body) which means he's an ill-adjusted freak of nature. And he smells like old cheese. *Takes out a stamp full of black light ink and stamps "ABBY NORMAL" on Superion's forehead for all the dark elves in Neriak to read*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-22-2002 03:44:30 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
12. (I think) Star Collective:
...HE'S A BUNCH OF BLOODY STARS! THAT IS NOT NORMAL!

Umm..actually, stars are quite common in the universe, and since stars are considered to be normal I'm more normal than anyone here

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-22-2002 04:01:18 PM
Yes but they don't generally talk to people.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-22-2002 04:20:40 PM
Maybe you simply haven't encountered a lot of stars that talk to people.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-22-2002 06:00:36 PM
Still haven't explained how I'm abnormal. And yes, I cast arcane spells.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-22-2002 06:24:33 PM
17. Batutisz (aka Batty, aka Batooties)
Anyone with a name pronounced "Batooties" makes me wary to start with...but additionally Batty's "arcane spells" are not apparently the result of study, but more of a granted ability in the same incident that gave him his wings (and nom de guerre).
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-23-2002 08:41:12 AM
Ahem mr Ka Bael. My pets are not a country hick named "Joe Bob" Tis Jobober. or Goner. or whatever I name them that day.

And they arent male...So I do not use them for pleasure! (As I know that is EXACTLY what you would be implying sir!)

*grin*

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-23-2002 08:43:31 AM
... I have a magic bow.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-23-2002 08:50:56 AM
*Gydyon returns from a long day of fighting evil to see this scene unfolding*

*He begins to speak, and looks around again.*

Aw, forget it.

*He leaves the thread.*

[ 01-23-2002: Message edited by: Gydyon Waterlapper ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-23-2002 08:52:52 AM
My swords have lightning running along them, I'm special.

And I too have a magic bow... Yet unlike Bajah's, mine isnt the kind you untie.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-23-2002 10:25:09 AM
quote:
Pesco wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
And I too have a magic bow... Yet unlike Bajah's, mine isnt the kind you untie.

Now you see why I gets the wimmin and you gets the snakes.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-23-2002 02:53:21 PM
Suuuuuuuuure you don't Falaanla.

*looks at the druids and rangers*

No...can't say bad things...Wife will hurt me...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Malbi
posted 01-23-2002 03:00:30 PM
Hehe Warriors are great they die to protect and then you can turn them into zombies and such to protect you somemore...its called recycling!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-23-2002 08:10:21 PM
*coughs gently*

Ahem. I'm a normal adult arcane caster...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-23-2002 08:23:51 PM
17. (or whatever) Lashanna:
Late, late, late. Also smells of cheese. Lashanna has disturbing predilections for whips, chains, and creative uses of spells (let's just say that "Enlarge" and "Shrink" weren't meant to be used the way she uses them).
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 01-23-2002 08:26:45 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Suuuuuuuuure you don't Falaanla.

*looks at the druids and rangers*

No...can't say bad things...Wife will hurt me...


I wouldn't worry about your wife hurting you. I'll get there first.

*smirks*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-23-2002 08:31:23 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
17. (or whatever) Lashanna:
Late, late, late. Also smells of cheese. Lashanna has disturbing predilections for whips, chains, and creative uses of spells (let's just say that "Enlarge" and "Shrink" weren't meant to be used the way she uses them).

HEY! From those Spells, I've managed to establish the basis for all of Norrath's Cosmetic Surgery...
You didn't think everyone looking differently (New Luclin Models) recently just happened spontaneously, did you?

[ 01-23-2002: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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