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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-20-2002 09:18:47 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Punky Brewster:
My argument is that being immoral and evil doesn't make me abnormal, not that there's anything wrong with immoral and evil.

Damn straight.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-20-2002 10:06:17 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You grew out of being someone else's decapitated head.

Eh, you're right. I may be a Dragon, but I'm not a "normal" Dragon.

Besides, I missed the "adult" part. I'm only 30. Still on the young side (for a Dragon).

(OOC)I found the humor to be fairly obvious from the get-go. After all, it IS clearly a RP thread.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-20-2002 10:10:20 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about (_|_):
Insectoid casters are not normal.

Sez you!

Veni, vidi, vici
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 10:15:58 PM
Right. You're a high end "wrack" dragon.

Close...but slightly dissimilar. Doesn't mean I don't respect you. Same with Pvednes. His abnormal orange type doesn't make me respect him less.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 01-20-2002 10:18:45 PM
Well, I'm an arcane caster, but I'm only 19 (IC), so not fully an adult... I've got green hair, am sister to a rodent that's constantly stealing my panties and jumping off a cliff with 'em, and I type in LIGHT GREEN text. Nope. Not normal.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 10:21:13 PM
Orange hair. And you're right. Plus you're still apprenticed.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 01-20-2002 10:37:13 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
Orange hair. And you're right. Plus you're still apprenticed.
Er... my sig pic's hair is blonde... perhaps ya should get some real glasses like mine instead of the shades?

*shrugs and hugs the daddy*

I like ya even if ya are colorblind.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 10:40:10 PM
orangish-yellow.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-20-2002 10:41:29 PM
Tynan's n...

Wait, what am I saying?

*walks off and out of the thread*

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 10:57:39 PM
yeah Tynan's another one I respect despite his oddities. Just so long as he doesn't try anything shifty.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Malbi
posted 01-21-2002 08:47:04 AM
flies around on his bunny/red dragon Hybrid
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 09:21:19 AM
I'm an arcane caster
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Felocity
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 09:22:13 AM
Owning a secret laboratory and experimenting with deoxyribonucleic acid structuring does not make me abnormal. Any self-respecting summoner, especially of my talents, would take special note to understand the basic foundings of anything she was to bring forth.

Given that, I would be normal. Have you an argument for me, Master Ka'Bael?

[ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: Felocity ]

Pass the cookies!
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-21-2002 09:38:10 AM
quote:
Felocity had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Owning a secret laboratory and experimenting with deoxyribonucleic acid structuring does not make me abnormal. Any self-respecting summoner, especially of my talents, would take special note to understand the basic foundings of anything she was to bring forth.

Given that, I would be normal. Have you an argument for me, Master Ka'Bael?


(_|_)

Oh, and these clothes can still trash you bad!

*Tosses himself in a washing machine*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 03:11:37 PM
12. (I think) Star Collective:
...HE'S A BUNCH OF BLOODY STARS! THAT IS NOT NORMAL!

13. Felocity:
uhm....Too much science. Science not magic. Magic goood, science...not so good. *is getting desperate here since Felocity sounds an awful lot like a sane female version of himself*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-21-2002 04:07:41 PM
What about Waisztarroz? Level 52 wizard that likes to burn things...it's perfectly normal!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-21-2002 04:13:40 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and WaisztarrozBarrimas was all like:
What about Waisztarroz? Level 52 wizard that likes to burn things...it's perfectly normal!

Sorry. Filled by me. You're second on the list.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 04:14:45 PM
13(?). Waisztarroz:
(Pronounced "Waste are us")Not in fact one entity, is in fact a collection of sentient one-celled organisms left over as waste from a Mythal. Got their name from the containment unit they were being stored in, but sadly didn't know how to spell. Even less normal than pixies and roaches.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-21-2002 04:19:20 PM
Well ... I may not be normal ... , but I can whack you with my sword.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 04:25:35 PM
14. Tarquinn:
People who grin as much as those named after evil kings of Ancient Rome are not normal.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-21-2002 04:28:26 PM
*Whacks Ja'Deth with his sword.*
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 04:35:45 PM
*gets a bandaid*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Peter
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 04:53:58 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
My argument is that being immoral and evil doesn't make me abnormal, not that there's anything wrong with immoral and evil.

Other than being Immoral means you your contrary to established morals, which is determined by your socity's Norms, which would mean if your immoral your acting in a deviant manner and would make you abnormal.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 05:01:51 PM
Yeah and conventional wisdom in a medieval setting says that it's unethical to bathe the ill as bathing is unhealthy. If that's unethical, so be it. I don't like wandering around being stinky.

Now then! who else?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-21-2002 05:29:00 PM
Disprove me! This will be easy to watch!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 05:50:07 PM
14. Vorbis:
I could go with the goat thing...but uh...according to this...you're a monk. NOT AN ARCANE CASTER!
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-21-2002 05:51:48 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
14. Vorbis:
I could go with the goat thing...but uh...according to this...you're a monk. NOT AN ARCANE CASTER!

I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS! How, oh, HOW! How will I be able to break it to my friends at the Arcanium?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-21-2002 05:52:55 PM
*wanders in looks around a bit*

What the hell is going on here?

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 06:00:40 PM
*kicks back and watches all the silly adults fight*
....
*grabs a yoohoo*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-21-2002 06:07:55 PM
this thread frightens and confuses the kloie!
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-21-2002 06:11:43 PM
I'm normal. Although I only cast spells in my spare time.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-21-2002 06:37:08 PM
Thwaps Ja'Deth

What about me panda boy

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2002 06:38:26 PM
A man who wants to be an extremist right-wing conservative but also brags about converting lesbians and having threesomes?

That is not normal.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-21-2002 06:42:53 PM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Thwaps Ja'Deth

What about me panda boy


Kloie growls.

Touch him again and I swear I'll rip your arm off and use it as a baseball bat.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-21-2002 06:46:56 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about John Romero:
Kloie growls.

Touch him again and I swear I'll rip your arm off and use it as a baseball bat.


ok fine.
Thwaps Kloie and runs
Catch me if you can!!!
Trips
Oh hell....
/shout necromancer in search of a Rez. This is gonna hurt

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-21-2002 06:53:43 PM
*BZZAAAAAAAAAAT*!
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-21-2002 06:56:56 PM
I am quite normal.

Both myself AND ubar-jobober think so, don't we jobober?

Fal nods to her large pet, that seems to have an evil grin on his face...

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-21-2002 07:23:22 PM
15. (? Dunno! losing track of numbers!) INT:
Despite being pretty cool, Necromancers like to fiddle and diddle with dead things. Dead things = Icky.

16. Azizza:
See above.

Falaanla:
You have a pet named Joe Bob? Aaaaand you do a lot of your adventuring with an "uber pet" named Joe Bob. Aaaaaaaaaaand when was your last date with a non-summoned male? I rest my case.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-21-2002 07:28:33 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
15. (? Dunno! losing track of numbers!) INT:
Despite being pretty cool, Necromancers like to fiddle and diddle with dead things. Dead things = Icky.

16. Azizza:
See above.

Falaanla:
You have a pet named Joe Bob? Aaaaand you do a lot of your adventuring with an "uber pet" named Joe Bob. Aaaaaaaaaaand when was your last date with a non-summoned male? I rest my case.


Well Hell.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 08:08:12 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say:
Delphi you're a paladin. Not an arcane caster. You're some sort of divine caster...

Plus you're "Sex-u-al Ha-rass-ment Paladin"


Ok, ok. Maybe I'm not an arcane caster.. But when it gets right down to it, I like.. uhmm.... protect the arcane casters, dont I?

I mean, Cmon. Every caster cowers behind some large sword wielding, armor clad, tougher 'n nails meatshield type, dont they?

And I still dont know what you mean by "Sex-u-al Ha-rass-ment Paladin"

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
All times are US/Eastern
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