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Topic: LURKERS SUCK.
Arlander
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 02:15:55 PM
I, being a lurker, am laughing at this thread with no intention of replying.

LURKERS ROCK!
Kekekekekeke!
Bwahahahahahaha!
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

...

Crap.

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Arlander ]

Motiak
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 02:44:53 PM
Also, being a lurker has its advantages. You get all the humor from the forum while not having to be mixed up in controversy when it comes around.
go to Cicinimo's webpage www.artpad.org
"Bear with me while I speak, and after I have spoken, mock on." -Job 21:3
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-04-2002 02:59:29 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Take Delidgamond, for example. He has yet to say something NOT stupid, but we all listen to him anyway.

He had that one humor disclaimer post that was pretty smart.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-04-2002 03:48:45 PM
Cassandra lurks, therefore she sucks. At last, someone agrees with me.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 01-04-2002 03:50:00 PM
quote:
Talonus had this to say about Optimus Prime:
*cries*
Bajah's a meanie!
I used to be a lurker...then a regular...then a lurker. So I guess I'm not a full lurker hah!

OMG TALONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-04-2002 03:50:30 PM
Cassandra does, in fact, suck.

In fact, everyone but me sucks.

U ALL SUXX0RZ

<waves his dick, since that's the new cool thing to do!>

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-04-2002 03:52:22 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Captain Planet:
<waves his dick, since that's the new cool thing to do!>

*slaps his down on a table, breaking the table damn near in half*

I win.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-04-2002 03:56:09 PM
i'm a lurker too!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 03:56:33 PM
quote:
Arlander wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I, being a lurker, am laughing at this thread with no intention of replying.

LURKERS ROCK!
Kekekekekeke!
Bwahahahahahaha!
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

...

Crap.



You should post more often; you're fun!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Rolzt
It's still a robe...
posted 01-04-2002 05:28:23 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Duck Tales:
With an attitude like that, it's probably a good thing you don't post.

You'd last about a millisecond.



/delurk

He'd break you, little man.

/lurk

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 05:30:41 PM
He's certainly welcome to try.

You can join him, if you've got the balls.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-04-2002 05:33:09 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
He's certainly welcome to try.

You can join him, if you've got the balls.


Will that be 1 lb of raw, tattered bleeding flesh or 2 tonight 'Sage?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 05:40:37 PM
They obviously don't know me, huh?

But I doubt either will back up their silliness with anything but more frightened lurking.

Stepping out of the shadows to fling mild insults, only to vanish into the mists is obviously much more mature than we can handle, right?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Rolzt
It's still a robe...
posted 01-04-2002 06:29:45 PM
Just to annoy Bloody, I'm gonna continue my lurking, but in an overly-dramatic and far-too-serious-for-my-own-good manner.

Lurks... MENACINGLY!

I'm still Standing, I'm still standing
Where you left me
Are you still growing wild
With everything tame around you?

I send you flowers
Cut flowers for your hall
I know your garden's full
But is there sweetness at all?

-Bono Wild Honey

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 06:38:49 PM
Hehe, that was funny.

Now if your buddy would only grow a sense of humor . . .

But if he thinks he's got what it takes for a battle of wits with words as weapons, he's welcome to bring it.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 06:44:46 PM
*hoses down the thread*

The whole thread was meant to pull people out of lurkdom to throw childish insults. So stop it.

*puts a muzzle on Bloodsage*

*spanks Rolzt* Behave.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 06:47:38 PM
Mmmmmmph!

Arrrgh lllmphssst!

There's fun, then there's rude and insulting . . .

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 06:49:04 PM
How about fun and insulting all that the same time?

*covers Bloodsage in chocolate sauce*

You You.. You... BAD DOG!

*grins* Naw.. doesn't work too well.

wheeter
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 06:49:44 PM
I like chicken.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 06:53:02 PM
*Rubs up against Peachis, smearing her with chocolate goo*

Snurfle?

Mmmmmm. Nummies.

Shall I remove that for you?

*Licks his chops*

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 06:54:29 PM
Oh well.. if you must you must! *grins and assumes the position*
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 06:55:33 PM
quote:
Lateralus stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I like chicken.

me too. i like popeyes chickem most tho
Popeyes plans to take over the world.
...
I was a lurker once, then along came maradon posting some crap about our class, me defending it with real information, and me getting flamed to grilled crispy perfection.

Then i went back to /GU people were nice there.
When that closed down i came back here, gonna give it another try. Drys had a sticky thread up about new stuff that we'd like to see..and shazam here i am.
*skulks, waiting desperatetly for next friday, anticipating with boyish glee, and fearing it with....fearful fear?? my 3 months is almost up, and the account is commin back up friday/cheer or /cry, which will it be?*


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 07:00:32 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about pies:
Oh well.. if you must you must! *grins and assumes the position*

*Can't believe his luck!

Begins at the toes, slowly.

{danm tpyos}

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Rolzt
It's still a robe...
posted 01-04-2002 07:11:59 PM
You're aware, darlin', that spankings don't deter me..
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 07:15:39 PM
Hell, I think she was counting on it!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 07:16:35 PM
Knowing Peachis... INDEED.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-04-2002 07:37:50 PM
I wasn't even a subscribed lurker. I was a lurkers lurker. Watching over IMNOTTRENT's shoulder when he was a lurker. Then one day I just was humored so much I had to jump in.

TA DA!

And now you are all blessed with my presense.

Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 01-04-2002 08:48:59 PM
Post you BORING lerkers.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-04-2002 08:54:24 PM
WTF is a lerker? Are they dangerous? Vicious? Poison? Do they have long pointy teeth?

Oops, got carried away there.

EDIT: *(&$%#@ it all, left off letters

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]

Vlase
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 09:52:40 PM
I reply Occasionally, but am a very quiet person, really I am.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 10:08:46 PM
Ceik Halp.

Now that is a cool Play-on-Words

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-04-2002 10:32:56 PM
You know, Tentacle Monsters aren't all bad. Look at Maniac Mansion. Sure the sequel sucked ass, but at least the tentacles got a chance at trying to take over the world.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-04-2002 10:34:23 PM
quote:
Azymyth had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You know, Tentacle Monsters aren't all bad. Look at Maniac Mansion. Sure the sequel sucked ass, but at least the tentacles got a chance at trying to take over the world.

what was wrong with day of the tentacle?

Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-04-2002 10:36:03 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Comrade_Snoota!

<waves his dick, since that's the new cool thing to do!>

**pulls out a micrscope an holds it over his crotch area** WHAT!!! You knew all that trolling was compinsating for SOMETHING!

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-04-2002 10:41:09 PM
quote:
Mr. Duck wrote this stupid crap:
what was wrong with day of the tentacle?
Way too straight forward compared to the original. I mean if you got stuck, you just didn't go anywhere for a bit until you figured it out. And there wasn't ANY way you could lose in that game. Out of boredom I tried countless things, but NEVER died.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 01-04-2002 11:39:30 PM
i pimp lurkurz

*pimps some money from the lurkers*

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 01-05-2002 06:24:06 AM
Used to be full time lurker....

Now only part time lurker...
Post somedays, lurk other days

Oh, and BTW, I loved Day of the Tenticle

Talonus
Loner
posted 01-05-2002 09:09:05 AM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
OMG TALONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*delurks*
That's a lot of exclamation marks after my name...
*relurks*
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-05-2002 09:11:27 AM
*Blinks*

Hi, Talonus!

~~~

Hmmm. Seems Polekatt is a coward in two forums!

Oh, well.

Statements not worth defending aren't worth much at all.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 01-05-2002 09:40:51 AM
quote:
Azymyth wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Mr. Duck wrote this stupid crap:
what was wrong with day of the tentacle?
Way too straight forward compared to the original. I mean if you got stuck, you just didn't go anywhere for a bit until you figured it out. And there wasn't ANY way you could lose in that game. Out of boredom I tried countless things, but NEVER died.

Since about Monkey Island, there's been no way to permanently die in a Lucasarts adventure game with a few exceptions. It's not just a DotT thing. I rather liked DotT.

[ 01-05-2002: Message edited by: Rabidbunnylover ]

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