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I'm currently in 11th grade. I have over 60 bullies, and no friends. Get this, these bullies actually gave me some valuable rewards, but they may not know it. Think of it this way. I have a massive defense value that is more than 50% above average. With 121 being average, I currently have 194. I've taken so much damage and recovered so often, that my DEF raised so much in exchange to being more resistant [caused from such a thing called "natural selection" (?)]. The following statement may confuse you, but it is extremely amazing, and gifted by bullies: I absorb insults. All insults have a positive effect on me, not negative (!). The worse the insult, the better the effect! Strange huh? So, really, when bullies insult me, they are doing more good to me than they are to them. Weird huh?Now, when I get to my maximum anger value (it can take up to 10 minutes to get it), I can unleash a very powerful attack that you will never be able to dodge (unless your EVA was higher than 35.6%!), and it can do as much damage to actually get someone in critical condition (us humans have 19801 HP as an average, but this attack can do about 18000 HP of damage. I've never used it, but, if anyone picks on me now, they'll really pay the price. Thankfully, as soon as I use this attack, I need to waste another 10 minutes to get it active again). Great for thieves who steal around me, because I can knock them down with this attack and my SPD! When they get me angry, I warn them carefully about it many times.
I do have a mental problem known as "OCD". I'm not sure what it is exactly, but currently I'm obsessed (sp.?) with disks, and file extensions. For example, I would finish a sentence like the following: "I like to play with computers and experiment, dot, 'e' 'x' 'e'". The extentions usually vary, but most of the time it's referring to an URL file [I often pronounce it "RL", as in "Earl"].
I have no clue why I have no friends (I may right now, but two don't seem to do much, either my way or his way). I've never had a single friend for... 6 years or so (!). What I believe it is is that whenever I do make a friend, after as little as eight days, they turn against me as if they were bullies. They never apologize, make up for it, or anything. After this happens, I try for another one. The same thing occurs again. The odd thing is that a very few are temporarily friends, but turn neutral instead of mean. They are okay, but after some circumstances (i.e. gradual neutralization), they are as if I almost never met.
I have many very unique abilities. Some include the capabilities of seeing a 512th of an inch (.05 mm). At this size, I could literally see body cells, paper fibers, and other small things. If you think I have near-sighted vision, try again, I can see about 5-10% further beyond the visibility. For example, on a clear day with low humidity, the visibility would be about 20 miles. In my terms I could literally see about 21 or 22 miles out. If I factor in my sensing ability, it could be thousands of miles. Due to the curvature of the Earth, I wouldn't be able to so well.
In addition to my sight, I can identify nearly a quarter of a MILLION colors! More precisely it is 262,144, 4 times the color detail in 16-bit color display settings (!). If you wonder, I name them all by just six digits! Learn more on how I can literally name 262,144 colors [it's actually over 268 million, but with 8 digits instead!] with just six digits. When the Sun just goes below the horizon, I have the highest imaginable visibility [perhaps 15 to 25% further than the visibility]. Beyond the actual visibility, I see "grey specs" on the land. I can't tell blacks from whites when it's like this. In the above paragraph, If the visibility were like so, the grey specs would continue for about 1 or 2 miles. However, one strange thing about naming so many colors, looking at things very fine, etc., I cannot interperet (sp.?) distances. If I look at something, my estimates can be as much as 40% off in either direction. For example, if the actual value was 1000 feet, I could say something between 600 and 1666 feet 8 inches. [It's not 1400 because if you take 60% of that, you won't get 1000, but rather 840. If you were to take 60% of 1666.666...%, you would get the 1000.]
I have 3 dogs (all quite small) I give them nicknames by the way they look. Fluffy is the smallest one, and looks like white fluff. Brown Thing is one of the strangest dogs we have, and sniffs everything for no reason. Big, fat, and hollow refers to the biggest one, and the other two dogs add up to be the size of the third. Our biggest dog is only 18 to 20 pounds, Fluff is only 5 pounds, and Brown Thing is about 9-11 or so. As judging by the weights, you can tell how small they are.
Most of my history and other information are in these links as follows:
Comments?
*gets out a pen and a notepad*
So..... tell me..... How do you feel about your mother??
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AbbigailSD had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ahhh.... ok...*gets out a pen and a notepad*
So..... tell me..... How do you feel about your mother ship??
There, I fixed it for ya'.
Seriously though, this guy needs help of some kind. At a guess, I would call him delusional. Very low grasp on reality.
Also, his "all friends turn away from me, or turn against me" bit and the "anger powered attack that can leave someone with critical damage" stuff makes me wonder if he's going to kill someone someday.
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I'm currently in 11th grade. I have over 60 bullies, and no friends. Get this, these bullies actually gave me some valuable rewards, but they may not know it. Think of it this way. I have a massive defense value that is more than 50% above average. With 121 being average, I currently have 194. I've taken so much damage and recovered so often, that my DEF raised so much in exchange to being more resistant [caused from such a thing called "natural selection" (?)]. The following statement may confuse you, but it is extremely amazing, and gifted by bullies: I absorb insults. All insults have a positive effect on me, not negative (!). The worse the insult, the better the effect! Strange huh? So, really, when bullies insult me, they are doing more good to me than they are to them. Weird huh?
Now, when I get to my maximum anger value (it can take up to 10 minutes to get it), I can unleash a very powerful attack that you will never be able to dodge (unless your EVA was higher than 35.6%!), and it can do as much damage to actually get someone in critical condition (us humans have 19801 HP as an average, but this attack can do about 18000 HP of damage. I've never used it, but, if anyone picks on me now, they'll really pay the price. Thankfully, as soon as I use this attack, I need to waste another 10 minutes to get it active again). Great for thieves who steal around me, because I can knock them down with this attack and my SPD! When they get me angry, I warn them carefully about it many times.
someone's been playing too many RPG's....
Well, I certainly thought it was funny.
It's Puff, Puff, GIVE jackass.... Gotta rememeber the GIVE.....
Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
Hm. And I thought I was weird...
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
BAAHAHAHAHAHA! 
Whoever wrote this, I want to shake their hand. (That is, before I call the local mental institution!)
O_o
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Lashanna had this to say about Cuba:
Of course, there's also the high high probability that this is some sort of gag, joke, or humorous composition...
I doubt it... there's WAY too much on the site, and there's no real stand up humor value in it.
Anyone else read the part where he said Knuckles told him to kill flies because they're worth 7 EXP each?
That's just...
yah.
quote:Fennar, enlighten me.
Fennar had this to say about dark elf butts:
5 bucks says that he likes smorking his PS2
What the HELL is smorking?
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
Day-um, I wonder how much small dogs or cats give, then? Humans could probably level me about 15 times, then, but I'd take a major faction hit. I'd FINALLY be able to get into that level-15-and-above area I've been wanting to, however. They probably have some sweetass EQ in there.
*plays way, way too many MUDs*
I want this persons screen name!! once i talked to this lesbian with some probel and this depresed person and some other shit and it was fun!! even though they were probably bullshiting! so was I! heheh. but if you think about alot of people online pretend their someone else with ther screenname and tlak to others and they end up all lieing!! SO IN CONCLUSION!! CHAT ROOMS ARE LIKE ROLE PLAYING REAL LIFE!! AHHH hehehe good night its to late for me bye
*shakes*
Hold me?
*chuckles*
Don't want to squish you!
*Straightens his Shirt of +5DEF
*adjusts her Mojo Pants - +5 CHA and DEX!*
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Ayerine Angelyre had this to say about John Romero:
WHA...?
i whole heartidly agree
