La La lala la laaaaaa

*Suddenly appears in the lead!*

Interesting...

it is interesting that im winning

I win for now! ORELE!

'Cause people keep asking it to die, that and I think we all want to win...win I say, yes win.

Oh, post.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron says "How much will that be?" The barkeep replies "For you, no charge"

Dear God, please make it stop.

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!

/me wanders around in a maze of "detonator Driver" confusion...

One Post to rule them all,
One Post to find them,
One Post to bring them all,
And in the Thread bind them,
In the land of EverCrest, where the shadows lie.

That is so, not amusing, j/k

Aw

notice the j/k? Its just that the One right to... has been done so much since LotRs was realeased that its become as cliched as te h.

Yours was funny though

Haha...I came back and attacked. I win.

*kicks Waisz*
Bastard! Outta the thread!

You will not escape me.

Yes, I will.

*bolts ahead of the others*

I just realized how boring it would be to win this

Don't think that'll stop me from winning, though!

*trips Jalal as he tries to race ahead*

Oops. So sorry.

Ill take Anal Bum Covers for 3,000, Trebek.

It occurs to me that when this thread finally DOES die, the winner could never gloat about it, because then more people would post! So there could NEVER be a winner...except me!

*is tripped*
Ack! But I'm back in the lead already! Har har!

Let it die, damnit!

Never!

Do I win?

*Note* The next person who posts MUST say only "No" in their post.

No.

Maybe.

The word 'maybe' shall now count as 'no'.

Then 'yes' shall count as maybe and 'no' as 'yes! It makes maybe sense, though, but I'm bored.

All you greedy bastards need to stop posting so that I can win.

Blah blah blah blah....

YOU LOSE

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT!!

"Nipples are Gud"

I thank you

oh and I almost forgot, POST!!

*A bunch of people stand, gaping in awe at the massive thread of ultimate DOOM. Suddenly, an armored Half-Elf seems to drop out of nowhere. He unsheathes his greatsword, and walks to the front of the group.*

"We called it, 'Last One to Post, Wins'."

*The people look at the half-elf confused.*

"'Last One to Post, Wins'?"

*Suddenly, a smaller thread, 'Last One to Postspawn Diss the One Above You', bursts from a building, and begins shedding its scales. The scales turn into living creatures, and the innocent people run away.*

FFX references, AHOY!

Oh sure, talk about FFX. YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT FFVII ANYMORE!

Do you know how many lions and wolves got crossbred for that thing? Dozens! Then, they lit their tails on fire! Just so the artists would have a good reference to go off of when making Red13.

But NO! You forgot all about those brave leo-lupines, didn't you? You bastard!

Now, get out of my thread!

This is not a post. Really. It really isn't a post. I think. Maybe it is a post. It could be a post, technically, but I'm not really sure. I think this is just an attempt to get in the lead, but it could also just be a generic post. I'm not really sure, but the fact that it could be both a post and an attempt to get in the lead remains. I'm not sure which it is, but I'm going with the attempt because it sounds most plausible. But then again, you also have to consider all possibilities, so it could also be martians trying to secretly contact us, but doesn't that sound pretty weird? I think i'll go with the attempt thing instead of the martian or post theory, because the former is too advanced and the latter is too simple. But then again, is the attempt to get the lead theory simple of advanced? I truly don't know, and it's quite weird. I hate it when I don't know something, because then I can't decide, like I can't decide now. It's very very annoying, and I wish I could just choose. I miiight just go with the post theory now that I think about it after all, but it could also be the attempt to get the lead theory, but who knows? Nobody is sure about anything these days, and I sure as hell ain't, so what do you choose? You can't know wether to go with the martian, the post or the attempt to get the lead theory. Don't you hate it when that happens too? When you can't decide, I mean. You're like balancing between two decisions that aren't really very important, but they could also be important, and it doesn't actually matter, and then if you choose wrong, nothing may happen or you may even die! It's quite scary, isn't it? I think it's really spooky, kinda like when Galadriel in the LoTR movie was offered the Ring by Frodo and she turned all inside out and became black and powermad. I don't know why people thought the Ringwraiths were spooky, but Galadriel sure as hell was. But back to the post/martian/attempt theories: I'm going to flip a coin I think...tails. Ack, now I didn't decide anything first. What am I even trying to say with this? I don't know. Do you? I think i'll just go with the post theory, I guess.

I take the lead. Yay