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Topic: Describing soccer moms.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 07:07:25 AM
How do you describe a soccer mom to a foreigner?

Jalal's never heard the term before, and I found it incredibly hard to describe in words.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Jared D'Faybane
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 07:12:11 AM
Mothers who feel the need to shelter their children not by parenting, but by eliminating "dangers" from the world (These dangers usually include violent video games, bad words, lingerie advertisements, and any form of entertainment or social interaction). By doing this (instead of parenting their child) they feel they can safely call themselves a great mother.

Well, that's what an extreme soccer mom is to me anyway.

"The only thing we know for sure is that we don't know anything for sure."
"He made a fatal mistake. He tried to interfere with my destiny. You can't interfere with destiny, that's what makes it destiny. If you try, you'll just suffer"
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Kanid
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posted 12-14-2001 07:14:07 AM
Mothers with too much free time on their hands, who feel the need to inflict their morals on everyone else?
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-14-2001 07:15:01 AM
Annoying mothers who believe the world revolves around them and their children. They often drive SUVs and keep a sweater somewhere on their person. Encourages children to play sissy, non-competitive sports (such as children's soccer).

For further analysis, watch the episode of King of the Hill where Bobby gives up football for soccer.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 07:16:09 AM
Thanks guys.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kanid
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posted 12-14-2001 07:16:42 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on JooJooFlop!
Annoying mothers who believe the world revolves around them and their children. They often drive SUVs and keep a sweater somewhere on their person. Encourages children to play sissy, non-competitive sports (such as children's soccer).

For further analysis, watch the episode of King of the Hill where Bobby gives up football for soccer.


Have you never played Soccer?

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-14-2001 07:18:15 AM
quote:
Kanid had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Have you never played Soccer?

As a child I did. It was stupid.

It does get better with age, though.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 07:21:38 AM
My sister played soccer for three games. The parents "cheering" their children on were angry at myself and my father because of how we cheered.

"Go Megan! Kick the shit out of that ball!"

We cheered the only way we knew how, football style, y0.
Some of those women made me sick, "It's okay Billy, get up, he didn't mean to trip you."

Bleh. Then the teams hugged after the match. This is where we pulled her from the team, she didn't like the soccer much anyways.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-14-2001 07:22:02 AM
The rest of the world calls it football. And what's up with that World Series? Only one country plays in it!

You're all crazy.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 07:23:34 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious Shadowstalker was all like:
And what's up with that World Series? Only one country plays in it!

You're all crazy.


If I'm not mistaken, Toronto has a team in it. But is Canada really another country?

And yes, I'm very crazy.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-14-2001 07:25:12 AM
Maybe we should get some of the Japanese leagues involved in the World Series?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jared D'Faybane
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 07:25:36 AM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Robocop:
If I'm not mistaken, Toronto has a team in it. But is Canada really another country?

And yes, I'm very crazy.


Toronto and Montreal have the Blue Jays and Expos respectively.

"The only thing we know for sure is that we don't know anything for sure."
"He made a fatal mistake. He tried to interfere with my destiny. You can't interfere with destiny, that's what makes it destiny. If you try, you'll just suffer"
-Tracy Flick

AIM: Harlequin Paradox

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 07:25:55 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
Maybe we should get some of the Japanese leagues involved in the World Series?

Don't those guys end baseball games in ties?

Can't have that.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 07:26:44 AM
quote:
Jared D'Faybane had this to say about Duck Tales:
Toronto and Montreal have the Blue Jays and Expos respectively.

Montreal, that's the team I couldn't remember.

God, I need to get back into the swing of things. Pun not intended.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 12-14-2001 08:05:28 AM
Soccer Moms = FemiNazis
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 12-14-2001 08:06:17 AM
Japaneese baseball is about flawless execution of a strategy. The team that makes the most mistakes looses. No gung-ho'ing at all, for me that would be very boring.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 12-14-2001 09:04:14 AM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about (_|_):
Soccer Moms = FemiNazis

Yep....

Also, the stereotypical Soccer Mom tends to be Christian, White, Middle-Upper Class, Suburban.

There is actually a political organization that is basicly Soccer Moms (I can't remember their real name, probably something like Concerned, Aware, Parents or something...) that push for certain laws and try to sway Congress a la NRA...

This is a good example of Soccer Momism.

And if you recall that "How to tell if your son is a computer hacker" article, that is a good example...

Their intentions are noble, I suppose, even if they are extreme and misguided in most cases

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 09:11:15 AM
Lion and the Lamb.. O_o

My head exploded while reading that.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lashanna
noob
posted 12-14-2001 09:13:49 AM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Cuba:
Lion and the Lamb.. O_o

My head exploded while reading that.


Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots made my son break his classmate's neck with an uppercut!

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 09:16:10 AM
quote:
Lashanna wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots made my son break his classmate's neck with an uppercut!

Mortal Kombat made my son harness his latent energy and launch balls of ice at his classmates!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kanid
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posted 12-14-2001 09:16:48 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lashanna was all like:
...that push for certain laws and try to sway Congress a la NRA...

Hehe, that's a bit biased. There are all kinds of organizations that try to sway congress on all sides of the political fence, and they all do it the same way, with money.

The largest lobby is actually the National Bar Association, a very liberal lobby made up of (as if you couldn't guess) lawyers. I believe the second largest is the National Medical Association, made up of doctors. People with money get what they want, what wonderful examples of democracy.

The NRA is made up of people like you and me who believe in the second ammendment. Heaven forbid normal people should have a strong say in the politics of their goverment.

That's one thing I really miss about New Hampshire. Most of the local and state politicians weren't lawyers, they were just normal folks, elected to represent their constituents.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Lashanna
noob
posted 12-14-2001 09:22:08 AM
quote:
Kanid had this to say about Punky Brewster:
(Look at Kanid's post, )

I never said it was a bad thing for those organizations only (I dislike the concept of anyone being able to influence Congress by money, but it happens, and I can't change it, ).

And I don't have a problem with the NRA as a whole, I have a problem with certain people who just happen to be members of the NRA (such as people opposed to a Ban against guns advertised as "Able to Pass through Metal Detectors!" or ones that "don't leave a fingerprint, ever!" The only reason you'd really have for either of those is if you believed your gun would be used to commit a crime...

[Edit]: I would like to mention also that I wasn't trying to single out the NRA (I just think that more people are familiar with the NRA than the NBA (not to mention, I can say NRA without anyone confusing it for a Basketball organization, )

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 09:23:50 AM
No guns are able to pass through a metal detector. You simply can't build one without metal. Yet, atleast.

As for fingerprints? Eh. Ballistics tests are much more damning in court.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kanid
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posted 12-14-2001 09:32:16 AM
My mistake.

I dislike when people fight for things like "cop-killer" bullets and stuff like that too. It isn't necessary for hunting or self defense.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 09:36:51 AM
quote:
Kanid wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
"cop-killer" bullets

*begins twitching and shaking, then falls over in a fit of laughter*

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lashanna
noob
posted 12-14-2001 09:40:36 AM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Robocop:
No guns are able to pass through a metal detector.

Certain composite materials can, I'm fairly certain... I'll try to find the article.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 12-14-2001 09:53:39 AM
quote:
Kanid thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
"cop-killer" bullets

What? Do people think cops are Super Humans bent on taking over the world and that only a "Silver Bullet" can kill them? This shit really pisses me off and the people that look for that shit, I'd prefer to put a bullet in their head and see how they feel about it. They may say "I did nothing wrong!"... Well buck-o, I'd beg to differ, the purchase of "cop killer" bullets to me is already attempted homicide and you should be locked away for it.

Hell... Cops cant even do their job anymore. Crime is going back UP and Tickets issued are going DOWN. You want to know why? This Racial Profiling Bull Shit.... Because of that, officers cant pull someone over without the risk of getting in some SERIOUS trouble. This is also an affect of having Bitch Ass FemiNazi Soccer Moms running around. People think cops are out to get them... MOST ARENT!

You may run into things like that to very old, small towns... but in big cities, they cant afford to do something like that. These Racial Profiling laws are SO BAD that some Police Departments are going into a "No Contact" phase, were they only go if called and there is ZERO proactive policing. Meaning you dont have cops watching over your neighborhoods at night, noone busting down the drunk drivers.. no NOTHING unless someone calls the police department.

Oh yea... I hope yall like your taxes going up, because with these new laws, the government is getting ALOT less money and they are going to have to compensate for that somehow.

Pesco FUMES!

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 09:56:49 AM
Well done, Pesco.

I tried to type most of that, but I just fell over while laughing at the "cop-killer" line.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-14-2001 09:58:33 AM
As I recall, the early versions of the Glock Model 19 contained very little metal. So little that it made detection by standard metal detectors problematic. A compromise was reached were the production models increased the metal content above a certain critical threshold to make detection easier.

Given advances in composite fiber technology it's just a matter of time before someone turns out a totally non-metalic gun. That'll make working the security checkpoint at the airport more interesting.

And as much as I like guns and believe in the Second Amendment, nobody needs teflon coated 'cop-killer' bullets. Sorry. Most crooks don't bother with body armor (those mutts in L.A. who robbed banks and shot it out with the cops with automatic weapons being the obvious exception), so you don't need them to defend your home.

Callalron
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-14-2001 09:59:04 AM
What exactly are cop-killer bullets anyways? Just bullets with high penitration capabilities?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-14-2001 10:00:38 AM
quote:
teflon coated 'cop-killer' bullets

I have never heard of a teflon covered bullet, where might I purchase these?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 12-14-2001 10:00:54 AM
I cant really laugh at the idea of someone buy bullets specifically to kill people that protect the innocent. You dont want a cop to bust you down...

THEN OBEY THE GOD DAMN LAWS!

Kanid
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posted 12-14-2001 10:06:02 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Duck Tales:
What exactly are cop-killer bullets anyways? Just bullets with high penitration capabilities?

Teflon coated so they penetrate body armor.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Lashanna
noob
posted 12-14-2001 10:14:02 AM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Tron:

I agree wholeheartedly. And with Atlanta's issues, the Police encourage White officers to work with white victims or suspects, black with black, Hispanic with Hispanic, Asian with Asian, etc. in attempt to reduce accusations of racism.

Yes, the Civil War and the "Old South" are all long gone, but a large number of white supremacists still live here (I'm surprised, you'd think if they hated minorities that much, they'd move to somewhere like Wisconsin or something, instead of living in a city where the majority of the population is black, and a large percentage of the population is Hispanic). And similarly, there are a large number of black people who hate white people (because all white people are White Supremacists).

So the police have to step VERY carefully around here, and it's become dangerous to be a Police Officer (not just physicly, but there's also a high risk of getting sued. :rolleyes

Also, am I correct in assuming "cop-killer" bullets are like high velocity or something, or body armor piercing or whatever...? (I don't know guns that well...)
[Edit]: Nevermind, you all answered my question while I typed this up, heh. Also if this all comes out as incomprehensible, Sorry, I get that way sometimes... I try to write out my thoughts, and *I* know what I'm saying, but I somehow skip the important things that let other people know what I'm saying,

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

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Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 10:23:45 AM
'Cop Killer' rounds are rounds coated with a substance (usually teflon) that increases their ability to 'slide' past normal body armor and BP vests. Typically they're also higher velocity which will eventually also ruin the gun they're fired from.

Standard HV Ammo is just that. High Velocity rounds. Pretty much guarnteed to screw up most guns over time. There are of course guns made for this kind of ammo...

I'm still waiting for some kind of liquid core rounds. Imagine the splatter factor associated with a .44 or .45 caliber round that has a core of Mercury instead of being solid or hollow-point... "Muhahahahaha"...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-14-2001 10:51:52 AM
Soccer moms raise the kinds of kids that grow up to use "Cop killers", because "it's our second amendment right".
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Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 11:00:45 AM
quote:
Kanid wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The largest lobby is actually the National Bar Association, a very liberal lobby made up of (as if you couldn't guess) lawyers. I believe the second largest is the National Medical Association, made up of doctors. People with money get what they want, what wonderful examples of democracy.

Actually according to Reader's Digest, the largest (in numbers) and most powerful (in influence) lobby on Capitol Hill is the AARP, and they're only set to get stronger as the boomers reach that golden age.

Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 12-14-2001 11:01:04 AM
Hand Guns and Rifles should be put into differn't classes. I belive a rifles be alowed to continue as they are. Hand guns should have extream amounts of saftys, and requirments to get one. When would you use a hand gun for hunting? I betting most of the hand guns uses agains another being are used agins humans.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 12-14-2001 11:10:47 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about (_|_):
As I recall, the early versions of the Glock Model 19 contained very little metal. So little that it made detection by standard metal detectors problematic. A compromise was reached were the production models increased the metal content above a certain critical threshold to make detection easier.

Given advances in composite fiber technology it's just a matter of time before someone turns out a totally non-metalic gun. That'll make working the security checkpoint at the airport more interesting.

And as much as I like guns and believe in the Second Amendment, nobody needs teflon coated 'cop-killer' bullets. Sorry. Most crooks don't bother with body armor (those mutts in L.A. who robbed banks and shot it out with the cops with automatic weapons being the obvious exception), so you don't need them to defend your home.


This post is just WRONG WRONG WRONG. And full of misinformation.
Glocks do not now nore have they ever had small amounts of Metal in them. The slide has more metal that many other guns do completely.
Teflon coating a bullet has ZERO effect on it's ability to penetrate body armor. Teflon coating does only one thing. It reduces friction slightly resulting in better acuracy and slightly higher muzzel velocity. (only a couple hundred FPS).
To penetrate body armor you need a POINTED projectile moving at about 1800+ FPS. Most rifle rounds will do this.
Pistol rounds however are blunt, flat, or rounded nosed and with a few exceptions max out at around 1200-1400FPS.
It doesn't matter what you coat them with. They will not penetrate even level 1 or 2 body armor. Much less the level 3 that police wear now.

It is in fact the Soccer moms we are talking about here that spread the misinformation you have quoted above..

My apologioes if any of this post can off Harsh. It is a bitter subject for me when even other gun owners buy into the lies that are put forward but the lBradey Campain (formerly Handgun control Inc> ) and the likes of the Million Mom march (which was actually less than 150,000 and is now bankrupt after a lot of internal problems.)

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-14-2001 11:23:57 AM
Quick tip: Talking loudly and excitedly about counterstrike in a burger joint that cops freqent is a BAD idea.

That is all.

(Just talking about a game! Hey! Let go of my arm! )

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