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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-06-2001 09:33:10 PM
Ukko = clever! Also very, very funny...

*fell out of her chair laughing*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-06-2001 10:50:19 PM
I got bulled for a bit, untill it got out that I am on probation for assult, and then it stoped.../shrug
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Norann
Loves Pokemon
posted 12-07-2001 12:10:49 AM
I used to get picked on I just never did anything back. Unless someone tried to hit me then they got it back. Worst ever was a broken arm, nose and rib. Funnything is I only punched him once and then threw him over a chain link fence.

I never understood why they made fun of me in high school the average height at my high school was like 5'2" Im 6'3".

Worst I ever got beat up was a baseball bat to my knee. My bad knee the one that had just been fixed. Someone decided they wanted to try that luckly enough I had on my knee brace. Because he hit the metal I just needed some stitches they didnt break anything. I still shudder when I think that the doctors told me if he would have hit one of the bolts I would have been screwed.

If Hitler had sent the French to the death camps would anyone have cared?
Bonjour, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys.
Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 12-07-2001 06:30:42 AM
well ... at age 16-16-17 ... my body got bigger & taller ... so people left me alone more... but some dint ... but i was so friendly whit the girls that... most bullys hade GF , they bully me, there GF hit them for bugging me ... that was so funny =)
never got tiered of seeing it

as for bullys out there, i dont hate you, i know that, now, your boss is probably a skinny guy whit a big Doc in something & boss you arond & you have nothing to say about it & if you not suffering yet? god will strike you down one day =)

Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 12-07-2001 06:42:20 AM
quote:
Carnation wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I would have kicked the shit out of the little bitch.

No you wouldn't

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-07-2001 07:03:48 AM
quote:
Dead Tired had this to say about Punky Brewster:
No you wouldn't


Now she's gonna kick the shit outta you.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 12-07-2001 07:21:15 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Duck Tales:
Now she's gonna kick the shit outta you.

...Let's hope she will not see this

Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 12-07-2001 07:45:38 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about pies:
You did well, Kloie.

But, just to set the record straight, not all jocks or cheerleaders are stuck-up jerks, just as not all nerds are the same. There are bad apples in every bushel. It's just a cultural divide, where neither side quite understands the other.

Not that that excuses these morons' behavior, mind you.

I was a jock in both High School and college, and look how cute and cuddly I turned out!


*cuddles up to Bloodsage*


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Lashanna
noob
posted 12-07-2001 08:19:11 AM
That was the best way to handle it, although, going with Mort said, I did swing my binder (my binder had handles) into a guys head at full force on. It hit to.

...

We kinda apologized to eachother the next day and never spoke again.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
UBT
Pancake
posted 12-07-2001 09:26:08 AM
Oddly enough, I too had this done to me. I did the same thing you did. I was well known for being a quiet shy guy in school. I had a few friends, but was far from being popular. A few weeks later, my mother had cancer and was in the hospital, and my best friend ( who was a football player and well known in the school for being the biggest guy in school ) caught me in an extremly bad mood and cracked a "mom" joke. I broke his nose and threw his head through his locker door. After the week I spent suspended from school, I came back and no one screwed with me.
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 12-07-2001 10:27:10 AM
quote:
Ukko The Papa Bear had this to say about Robocop:
as for me ... well, when i was 13, iw as Verry small... but i still speak my mind any how...
in thr gym class, this big guy drop my legging right in fron of the girls ... i turn arond, not minding to be nude (i dont hide what im prond of =P), i look in to his eyes & say
"Atlest i get some & i dont get turn down by ever girl... & thanks, now the girls Know to Expect from me!"
so this big dumm guy Grabs me, 1/2 the school surond us, waiting to see him transfor me in Doggy poo ... He Lift me from the floor so we can be face to face...He take his fist back...i have 0.2 sec to react...
...
...
... So what the hell...

i Kiss him Hard & good, grabs his head & all!

he drops me, discusted ...

& liek a roadrunner , *pouf* i run for it, the guy runed after me for about 15 minutes... but, well, i was the #2 fastes & longer runer of the scohol ... after that, no one ever tryed to hit me ... they fear to be kissed, they call me Guy & stuff (even if I ALWAYS hade a GF)

but atlest, they left me alone ...

& i still got some more that them =D

am i a idiot,,, probably

i think You did Great ... & pissing people off like that is ... odd but remarkable , even more great is how you keep your cool & indifrence


Ukko...you rock
Seriously, that was goddamn ingenious

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 12-07-2001 10:32:02 AM
When I was younger I used to go Berserk. I mean the REAL berserk. Red film over the eyes, memory wipe, the lot.

I scared myself, basically. Since then I have been keeping a VERY tight rein on myself because I know what I can do. Such as kicking a brother who (at the time) was a foot taller than me and a year and a half older across an entire room.

I am under a lot of pressure from this and it is not very... pleasant.

In my school there is somebody who keeps picking on me, and goes on doing it and doing it and doing it... Even after warnings from teachers and everything. I am under a lot of pressure from this, controlling a Viking heritage can be rather tough.

UBT
Pancake
posted 12-07-2001 10:59:55 AM
I hear ya Niklas. Vikings were never really known for having a nice even temper or even for keeping it under control. My family is from Denmark, and we've traced our lineage back to Laef Erikson. When I lose my temper to the extreme, Im told that my eyes go silver. I never know what happens during that time, except when people tell me.

The only advice I can give for that is to count to 10. It doesnt always work, but it helps. Also, taking big deep breaths before, after , and during helps too.

Bottom line is that no one wins in a fight. The loser gets beat down, and the winner not only goes away hurting somewhere, but actions are normally taken against the winners.

I know no one here really knows me but Nae, but I for one am proud of you Kloie. Anytime someone can avoid or win a fight non-violently Im amazed and in awe. I know there have been many a time that I couldnt control my temper and would fight. My brother is the same way. He was 15. On the same day I fought with my best friend and got suspended, he also got into a fight. Some little brat (16 yr old ) thought it would be funny to make fun of our mother who was in the hospital with cancer. The kid hit him in the back of the head, and my brother grabbed him by the throat and lifted him up about 7 inches off the ground ,slammed his head into the wall and told him to never talk about mom again. He dropped him, and walked off not noticing the blood on the wall. The kid had to have 16 stitches in the back of his head from the force of the impact. Our dad had to pick us both up from school, so he left work early to do it. I felt bad he had to come pick us up, but we were all having a very bad day. Both of us suspended for a week. Was a good week because we spent it watching over mom.

You did good. If only the rest of the world could stop a fight the way you did, we would all be better for it.

[ 12-07-2001: Message edited by: Uniformed BoyToy ]

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 12-07-2001 11:04:50 AM
Yep, I am proud of the fact I never got into a fight since I was about 8 though.. I am 15 now
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-07-2001 11:40:42 AM
*Cuddles Piper back*
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 12-07-2001 01:07:09 PM
quote:
Kloie wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Melody doesn't mess with me. Just the blonde ones--Jenny, I think Sandra, and the one with her roots showing worse than Heather Bradbury's were last year.

And Ukko, that was fucking genius. I will now idolize you for pulling that one.



Hum thats good. I' m suprised she not though her and Jenny are always together. Sandra can go fuck off. I'm suprised fat ass Ashley wasn't with her. their connected at the hip. I think that they are going out together but i'm not sure.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-07-2001 01:13:24 PM
I've got an... interesting heritage. Italian and, well, everything else, along with being a direct descendant of Thomas Chatterton. My makeup is such that I don't have berserk killing rages, I just have a mind for evil plots. I could probably be a James-Bond-like supervillain with ease and a little money (and nuclear capabilities, of course).

Last year I kept getting bugged for not being a crackhead, as I said. I would usually avoid the area behind the school where the kids would go to get high, and since I wasn't a regular there, I was somehow inferior. 'Sides, getting shitfaced before class is PROOOOOBABLY not a good idea anyway.

So I got a fake camera and put it waaay high on the wall in that area. Made it look very realistic, too.

Cackle.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 12-07-2001 03:00:01 PM
quote:
Mad Psycho had this to say about Captain Planet:
Hum thats good. I' m suprised she not though her and Jenny are always together. Sandra can go fuck off. I'm suprised fat ass Ashley wasn't with her. their connected at the hip. I think that they are going out together but i'm not sure.

Which Ashley? There's another girl that's been hanging around 'em (with Melody as well)...she's got the blonde hair like Jenny and wears lots and lots of eye liner. Is she Ashley? lol

And thanks, BoyToy

[ 12-07-2001: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 12-07-2001 03:05:13 PM
Nice one, sol
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 12-07-2001 03:23:27 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about John Romero:
Which Ashley? There's another girl that's been hanging around 'em (with Melody as well)...she's got the blonde hair like Jenny and wears lots and lots of eye liner. Is she Ashley? lol

And thanks, BoyToy


Ashley= fat. Thats all i know. You'll have to show me the one with the eyeliner.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 12-07-2001 03:27:46 PM
quote:
Mad Psycho had this to say about Robocop:
Ashley= fat. Thats all i know. You'll have to show me the one with the eyeliner.

wah

Malbi
posted 12-07-2001 05:03:44 PM
for some reason no one messed with me in High school...
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Kel
Pancake
posted 12-07-2001 06:43:00 PM
*Chants 'Go Kloie'*

Ukko - ingenious solution

*more 'Go Kloie' chanting*

Do you believe in fondue? You know you do.
If you look deep within your heart you will find... melted cheese.
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-07-2001 06:50:57 PM
I'm more of the type to either: a), Stab you in the back when you think I've forgiven you, or b)Fight Irish style: Drunk and with a stck. I'm Irish.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-07-2001 06:53:50 PM
Hey Carnation? Are you Dead Tired's fiancee?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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