The leader (Read: The one with the longets dark roots showing) came up to me with her two henchmen today at lunch. She was swinging several papers wrapped like a stick. She was completely cracking up.
"Can I PLEASE hit you?! Can I PLEASE just hit your FUCKING FACE?! God, I swear, you piss me off so bad! You're the evilest fucking thing on the planet, you piss me off!"
(It wasn't that exactly, but you get the gist.)
After she called me evil, I stood up, gave her a bigger smile than the one I'd had on when laughing and snickering and saying "no" to her hitting me in the face, I said "Thank You" and walked away.
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Kloie had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
After she called me evil, I stood up, gave her a bigger smile than the one I'd had on when laughing and snickering and saying "no" to her hitting me in the face, I said "Thank You" and walked away.
Hehe, way to go!
people need to leave you alone, Moni.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
"No, but can I hit you?" Not waiting for an answer, digging into my backpack to find my 'General' folder (heavy as all hell), and promtly smacking the offender in the face, once, sharply. If the offender fights back, repeat until nose is crushed. If credible witnesses are around, still do this, but first say "Sure, outside."
I loved school. 
prolly why i never got into a serious figth in highschool... the one that happened was legendary... being a fucking physcho has its benifits.
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Kloie had this to say about Captain Planet:
You guys remember the Hoe Squad, the girls I was bitching about a few days ago?The leader (Read: The one with the longets dark roots showing) came up to me with her two henchmen today at lunch. She was swinging several papers wrapped like a stick. She was completely cracking up.
"Can I PLEASE hit you?! Can I PLEASE just hit your FUCKING FACE?! God, I swear, you piss me off so bad! You're the evilest fucking thing on the planet, you piss me off!"
(It wasn't that exactly, but you get the gist.)
After she called me evil, I stood up, gave her a bigger smile than the one I'd had on when laughing and snickering and saying "no" to her hitting me in the face, I said "Thank You" and walked away.
Pacifica finds a spiky club works well.
OOC: WTG, Kloster! [ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
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Black Mage had this to say about dark elf butts:
Mmm... Not what I would have done.
Hm? *smiles sweetly*
When you have some wanker that has kicked the ass off some of the biggest 'badasses' in school threatening to whoop your ass, you should take him at his word. I didn't. I stood there and tried to talk my way out of a fight. He wasn't interested in anything other than kicking my ass. He threw one punch and that was the end of it. He hit me with a left hook as hard as he could and all I did was stand there staring at him.
Next day at school he was all buddy-buddy with me... Seems I was the only one who could actually stand up to a punch. Everyone else he hit like that moved when hit.
There are 2 girls at my school who just WOULDN'T QUIT last year. Even if I just walked by, they'd be like "Whoa, it's Cher!" like it was some kinda huge insult. :P I never even knew these girls. I didn't even know their names. They just felt like pickin' on me, I guess.
They'd say really mean things, and imitate me, and threaten to kick my ass. Gym class was hell! And....I dunno, I had it bad all throughout my freshman year, and just ignored it or shrugged it off. I never had the guts to talk to them or fight back. And I never really bothered to fight anyone who was that ignorant and rude. Good for you for standing up for yourself in a way, like that. 
I admire it. Just don't stoop down to their level, but I'm sure you're smarter than that anyway.
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Check out the big brain on Carnation!
I would have kicked the shit out of the little bitch.
I like you already!
Nicely handled Kloie but I would have done something very similar to Mort. Except I would use my bare hands, since I don't want to ruin my books.(despite the pain of throwing a punch)
I have a nice little indent in my forehead...in the bone anyhow, you can only feel it, from be driving my forehead into a kids nose. That's when I became a pacifist but...when I get aggrivated beyond measure, I tend to be quite a force to be reconned with. I do however like what you did Klo. I'd have done the same thing. For a while anyhow. I'd get ready to slug one of them if I were you. People stop picking on you when you do that. In most cases...
Oh well, nothing like the Adrenalin rush from socking someone in the mouth or stomach! ^_^
Ozius
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Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say:
(despite the pain of throwing a punch)Oh well, nothing like the Adrenalin rush from socking someone in the mouth or stomach! ^_^
Ozius
That is why the few fights I got in I went for the stomach or the sides and that is if I didn't hook my left leg behind their right leg and push them on their ass and then kicked the shit out of them. Life taught me that there is nothing worth fighting fair for...
[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]
One of my favorite lines she ever said, "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I don't speak slut." [ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Ferret ]
At the end of the year I handed them each a voodoo doll with pins nicely embedded and superglued in a few strategic areas, smiled, and walked away.
Cackle.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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First Dragon had this to say about Robocop:
I woulda let em hit me then proceed to kick their ass and say it was self-defense. Owell
Yeah well this is how I handled it so 
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Back when people would tease me in school, I did something similar.
<Moron> "You're such a fucking bitch."
<Candace> "Why thank you! I've been practicing! I'm so glad you noticed!"
And LOL Ferret. Sounds like your sister is pretty cool.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Well, all yose haf to do is dis! Find a book that is on their record as still checked out. When they turn it in, make it mysteriously find its way to its spot, but without having been checked in. That way, they can rack up a mighty fine late fee, and you aren't to blame. Reason being, she could have 'turned it in' to its spot.
Have fun if further conflict follows!
(I am not the one who told you this. By reading this post you agree to the previous statement)
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Kloie had this to say about pies:
I don't work in the library anymore. They don't offer that in in mid-high I guess.
damn, you could have seriously screwed her that way.
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Kloie had this to say about Captain Planet:
The leader (Read: The one with the longets dark roots showing) came up to me with her two henchmen today at lunch. She was swinging several papers wrapped like a stick. She was completely cracking up."Can I PLEASE hit you?! Can I PLEASE just hit your FUCKING FACE?! God, I swear, you piss me off so bad! You're the evilest fucking thing on the planet, you piss me off!"
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Could this "member" also be named Melody?
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Solstyce had this to say about Robocop:
I got annoyed about my religion all last year (yeesh, never seen a Wiccan before), and also the fact that I didn't do drugs, like, everyday. Hm. Never been insulted for NOT being a crackhead before. Ah, well, they kept asking me to cast spells right there.At the end of the year I handed them each a voodoo doll with pins nicely embedded and superglued in a few strategic areas, smiled, and walked away.
Cackle.
Sol.
Have I ever told ya yer mah heeeero? :P
*huggles KloKlo...* Get em bitches.
"Do I look like Mother Teresa? If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad."
"You're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space. Nothin's gonna change that"
Good comebacks. [ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Lazuli ]
Let them give you an excuse.
Oh and another note - street fights aren't determined by who's bigger, they're determined by who's more pissed off.
But, just to set the record straight, not all jocks or cheerleaders are stuck-up jerks, just as not all nerds are the same. There are bad apples in every bushel. It's just a cultural divide, where neither side quite understands the other.
Not that that excuses these morons' behavior, mind you.
I was a jock in both High School and college, and look how cute and cuddly I turned out!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
i Kiss him Hard & good, grabs his head & all!
he drops me, discusted ...
& liek a roadrunner , *pouf* i run for it, the guy runed after me for about 15 minutes... but, well, i was the #2 fastes & longer runer of the scohol ... after that, no one ever tryed to hit me ... they fear to be kissed, they call me Guy & stuff (even if I ALWAYS hade a GF)
but atlest, they left me alone ...
& i still got some more that them =D
am i a idiot,,, probably
i think You did Great ... & pissing people off like that is ... odd but remarkable , even more great is how you keep your cool & indifrence
You wouldn't like me, I'm afraid. Most of our group's activities are based around taunting other people when we aren't doing something else 
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First Dragon had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I woulda let em hit me then proceed to kick their ass and say it was self-defense. Owell
at my old school, if you defended yourself you got detention. Both parties in a fight would get detention, doesn't matter if you didn't do anything to start it. (that school sucked)
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Mad Psycho had this to say about John Romero:
Could this "member" also be named Melody?
Melody doesn't mess with me. Just the blonde ones--Jenny, I think Sandra, and the one with her roots showing worse than Heather Bradbury's were last year.
And Ukko, that was fucking genius. I will now idolize you for pulling that one. [ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Kloie ]
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